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Do you think we.should spunk out dosh for space.exploration?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24931002The sector seems to be.growing. Should this sort thing be purely rayed on financial.terms?
Alt, the worst item of clothing you own. That is, others think it is crap but you like it.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:10,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Shut up Bear Pookie.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:11,
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No you shut up Frogcock.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:15,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:17,
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Well, we're fucking this planet good and proper.
Best look out for our next venture.
alt. My threads aren't offensive. A bit chavvy, but not offensive. Probably some carrot bottomed chinos, but I don't wear them anymore.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:21,
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I think space exploration is a valid thing to spunk dosh on
Alt:
I wore a shirt yesterday, the colour of which could be described as "shart"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:24,
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"Putting the SHIT into SHIRT"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:27,
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Shart?
I have a baseball cap that is particularly admired.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:27,
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PICS PLEASE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:27,
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I think Rory's posted it already
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:29,
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TTJ
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:29,
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:(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:33,
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He likes to jizz on his screen,
looking at me and my.hat. His mother would be.so proud :)
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:35,
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He does this so often his monitor has windscreen wipers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:36,
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Genuine lols.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:49,
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are you saying your usual lols are fake?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:50,
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surely you of all people can tell when a guy is faking it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:53,
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Well, there's the missing wet patch for one.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:39,
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Yes. Yes I am.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:55,
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:o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:55,
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You know, shart
Like a fart, but with VAT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:28,
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I can bet the Government find a way of taxing us for it
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:39,
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Oh Jay :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:40,
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;)
The ironic thing is I don't even read the Daily Mail!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:55,
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I don't think that is irony.
But you seem to have misunderstood how government spending works.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:57,
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You're fighting a losing battle with this one Tangles. Despite your best efforts.
I know that Labour borrowed heavily and now the Conservatives are paying it back.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:16,
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Leaving aside the obvious inaccuracies in this post, I meant that a scheme such as this one would be paid for out of the government's existing budget.
It's rare for governments to levy a specific tax to pay for a specific project.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:26,
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Yeah, I was absolutely taking the piss about that.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:51,
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i think there might be some merit to it
but I would need to be convinced that the money is better spent there than on other things. we have no money.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:44,
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Depends if it'll generate money.
Satellite info, little green men etc.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:50,
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certainly it will generate employment
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:51,
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Assuming we have sufficient British engineers and scientists to achieve it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:52,
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someone will be employed by it
whether this is a good thing or a pointless thing, no idea.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:54,
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i don't think i really have any crap items of clothing
my taste is really mainstream, just jeans, denim skirts, black suits for work, that kind of thing. man, i'm dull.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:52,
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Don't you even have the most DARLING pair of kitten heels?
I'm disappointed. I'm going to have to redraw all the pictures I've done of you now.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:56,
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i have lots of heels
sky high, kitten, wedge... but they are pretty classic and therefore inoffensive. not exactly skull infested iron fists. my favourites are the killer shiny red patent ones.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:02,
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I want pics of skull infested iron fists now.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:16,
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Alt: All my nice jumpers are lovely.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:55,
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christ
I bet you've got one with a reindeer on it, a la mark darcy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:55,
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Jumpers are shit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:56,
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^ This.
I am sporting a turtleneck, though, and it's ace.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:57,
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Ladies in jumpers = win + tits
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:58,
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I like breasts
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:27,
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YOUN shit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:57,
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as a lady with a curvy top half, i concur
I either have to wear polo necks and look like a walking shelf, or to wear a low cut cardigan thing and look like a walking slut.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:04,
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shelf is a good look
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:10,
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+ left on the
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:24,
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Im totally getting a Christmas one this year.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:25,
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I have a good one with a stag on, the shape being filled in with a Caribbean beach scene or something.
Some 'young people' commented that it was 'sick' when I walked past them.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:57,
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No, they said "shit"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:57,
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No, they said 'Did you see that mans jumper? It was awesome. SICK!'
Don't be jealous.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:58,
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I CAN@T HELP IT!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:59,
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I will buy you a nice jumper for xmas.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:59,
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Can I have a kangaroo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:00,
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Very good.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:02,
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I am, yes
Thanks Santa Frog
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:02,
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I'll knit you one frogcock.
With a frog on it.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:02,
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PUB!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:00,
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Today has made it merlot time later on
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:01,
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its your mum's merlot but dunt care, I'll stick it in her poop chute instead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:39,
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All my clothes are awesome and beloved by all
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:00,
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pink trousers included?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:01,
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ESPECIALLY my pink trousers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:03,
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yay! it's teh ape!
I heard he was the best one here.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:03,
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I heard he goes in dry.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:10,
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I heard you are a middle aged, unemployed pervert with a shit hat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:16,
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Less of tje unemployed please.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:20,
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I'm not here
You aint seen me right?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:14,
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yer
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:18,
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Blimey
It's only Two Hats, everyone!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:18,
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*nods*
*smokes pipe*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:19,
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*returns nods*
*blows bubbles out of pipe*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:20,
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You're gobbling a monkey?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:28,
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Not at this EXACT moment, no
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:29,
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Why not? Fucking lightweight
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:42,
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I was having a coffee*
* coffee is the name of our office dog
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:52,
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Also the name of YM.Ha.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:56,
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*pours the port*
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:21,
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
We've been at each others throats in your absence.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:23,
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well you've had others in your throat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:25,
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promises promises.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:32,
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NO GAY CHAT!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:43,
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I'm all out then.
Oops I did it again!
and again!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:48,
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GOOD NEWS
I probably don't have gout.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:20,
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*sympathy reply*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:50,
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yes
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:33,
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Keep it down in here, you bunch of loud mouthed oiks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:42,
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get fucked
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:48,
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Silence peasant.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 17:49,
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what's all this about plastic screw on ears?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:10,
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Dunno mate, I think it's a Rory take on Geordiejay but I'm not sure.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:17,
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Bummers are deaf
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:18,
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what?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:19,
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I'm deaf in one ear what does that mean?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:21,
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say again?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:23,
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Eh? Sorry that's my bad ear.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:27,
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Bisexual
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:27,
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No such thing, just greedy bastards.
That does sound like me mind.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:28,
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Yeah... I have no idea?
All I can think of is Mr Potato head.
He did explain but I can't remember/Don't care
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:26,
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Who cares mate. I think you are dashing, and I haven't even googled you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:27,
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he looks like a benter Dale Winton.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:29,
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Like I said, dashing.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:30,
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I do fucking not!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:40,
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Fucking hell man.
RORY AND SWIPE WILL YOU JUST FUCK AND GET IT OVER WITH?
Read back your argument. Taking into account that you have to scroll ACROSS to read it?!
*facepalmheaddeskcomputeroutthewindow*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:54,
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he has a new girlfriend now, dj gj
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:03,
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No he doesn't
She refused a second date/deflated/had memory loss/washing her hair didn't she?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:05,
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i was playing along with his fantasy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:09,
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Is this shit thread still going?
Why?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:04,
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Because nobody has started a new shit thread.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:05,
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Oh well.
As you were.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:07,
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