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Smack in the gob for you lot in a minute.
Who's not watching the footy and would you watch if it was naked beach volleyball.
Tmo I have to go to Scunthorpe, is there a worse sounding name of a place?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:13,
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Hey hey Ed how goes the jogging?
Yeah I'm watching the match, I also enjoyed watching the women's volleyball in the Olympics last year.
A couple of years ago I went to picturesque village of Cockington, south Devon and kept giggling whenever anyone mentioned the name.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:22,
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Hi HH.
Never had you down as a giggler.
Lessava goal FFS.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:28,
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alright edjers
Today I did something really, I sent an email from my work Outlook account to a mate in a different company.
The subject line was 'alright bbz' and then some inconsequential shit about my facial hair.
I went to my outbox to delete it, and I'd only bloody sent it to one of our IFAs instead.
He'll see the funny side.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:31,
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What is a IFA?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:38,
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Imaginary Friend Acquired.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:39,
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Independent Financial Adviser
Battered has one, dontcha know.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:40,
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If you're on about feet
I think you've mistaken him for Stunned poster
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:41,
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Oh, you mean insurance salesman.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:43,
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No.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:44,
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No what?
Commission involved?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:33,
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Commission only exists on non-investment insurance these days.
Investments, annuities and pensions are fee based. Lots of advisers do insurance as fee based rather than commission as well.
'insurance salesmen' are pretty much a thing of the past.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:44,
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I think this is my dullest post ever.
Soz everybody.
Soz.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:56,
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Your dullest post will always be the most recent one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:01,
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That was nearly funny.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:01,
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^ Dull & Upset ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:05,
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^ nobody noticed you were gone ^
Not even your ex.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:06,
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Vanity search tells another story
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=harters
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:09,
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^ upset enough to vanity search ^
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:10,
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ffs man
i'm stuck at work and this is how you repay me?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:04,
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fuck off you boring psycho bitch
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:06,
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I'M NOT GOING TO ORDER YOUR BOOKS NOW
SO THERE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:07,
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You are really.
You're intrigued.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:09,
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THE ESTATE OF J G BALLARD WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:10,
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You were buying the books second hand.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:11,
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no, the ones in my basket are new from amazon, because that way i get the free delivery with the other books i've ordered
i would have gone to waterstones, but the two near my office closed down within days of each other. there goes a lot of my lunchtime fun :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:14,
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You should read Crash as well.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:15,
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Is he TRYING to get stepped this week?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:53,
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let's hope so
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:01,
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Yeah I giggle at silly stuff everytime they mention Lars Bender
On the commentary I giggle, yep losing to chillie is one thing, but to the Germans *Shudders*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:38,
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Did you see him off the Jock voiceovers done
a biopic wossname about Hitler last nite on telly?
Couldn't watch it in case I ended up on holiday in "Come to Germany".
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:42,
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I was forced to watch I'm a celebrity
Then True blood, on the upside I recorded Monday Morning, which is about the first good American series I have watched since band of brothers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:46,
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At the first mensh of I'm a celebrity coming on the box I get the fuck out of here.
I've noted MM and will have a deko, ta
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:49,
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Gonzo's Gourmet Kitchen.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:33,
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Wicca'd Witch's Pie Emporium
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:34,
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Battered's Love Nest.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:37,
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Swipe's Spare Room Scat Farm
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:42,
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Bartleby's day nursery
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:13,
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Monty Boyce's Financial Services and Drug Rehab Services.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:25,
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Nice turn on the theme, like it.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:39,
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Cockermouth
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:33,
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I a deffo joining the Co-Op
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:40,
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I'm running for mayor of Toronto
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:44,
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That dude is ace
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:45,
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Fight, fight, fight!
Did you see him CTWITF?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:46,
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I didn't lie, YOU didn't ask me the right questions
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:46,
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Immingham
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:40,
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Yoummingham?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:43,
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I'll ming YOUR ham in a minute
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:44,
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Wet.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:45,
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Did I miss a pop-up thread?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:45,
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yer
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:46,
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Who hates who then?
Does Harters still hate me? :'(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:47,
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I wuv woo
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:48,
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I know
xx
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:49,
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*struggle cuddle*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:53,
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Harters wasn't even mentioned
Everybody else was hatin' on you though, nigga.
Some of the bullying was really vicious an' all.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:48,
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I guess I deserve it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:50,
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it's because you smell of cat wee
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:50,
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It's goat ACKSHERLY
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:52,
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That smell probably rubs off from when he's knocking boots
with Swipe
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:53,
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What I aint had nuffink to do with it honest
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:50,
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I heard you are running at least three sock accounts on here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:51,
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posting from multiple accounts is a permabannable offence
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:53,
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I hope they ban him hard
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:54,
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WHERE ARE THE MODS WHO WERE SO HAPPY TO WIELD THE STEPHAMMER EARLIER THIS YEAR?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:55,
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THERE'S NO MODS HERE
Well, no good ones, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:56,
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YEAH
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:56,
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If I did they would all be as shit as my normal one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:54,
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This is very, very true
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:55,
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It's funny because it's true
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:58,
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I just got here the place was crowded.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:47,
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there ain't no party like a rory sockpuppet party
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:04,
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wait a goshdarned minute
Isn't Battered on his last warning before the banhammer falls?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:54,
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I thought he made that up to impress some bigger boys
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:55,
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I think he has some explaining to do
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:56,
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This place is dying out fast we need every poster possible
EVEN YOU
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:56,
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Oh, now, steady on.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:57,
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I dunno.
If you want to maintain a thriving community you occasionally need to prune.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:58,
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It hasn't got *that* bad yet
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:58,
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It's nearly at tipping point.
Maybe talk should be merged with OT.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:59,
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You shut your whore mouth!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:01,
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Manolith is TWICE the mod you are.
He told me how many people have me on ignore.
Can you do that? Or are you limited to seeing how many clicks the populol posts got?
Yeah, he has REAL MOD POWERS!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:02,
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It could have been worse, he could have said *SHUDDERS*
/links
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:04,
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Problem is there are /talk posters who would never post here and /OTers who wouldn't post there
A merger would just cause more people to leave.
EDIT: ^^SEE?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:02,
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Might not be a bad thing.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:03,
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I'm reading this as you want b3th to leave
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:04,
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Don't we all?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:06,
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Talk is devoid of wit or interest
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:06,
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Whereas here......
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:06,
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Serious though...I've tried it and the one word replies are fucking boring
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:08,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:08,
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Alright.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:10,
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Really?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:10,
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Yea
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:12,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:12,
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I disagree
Talk is pretty funny. They're a good lot really.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:07,
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Maybe there are some lols
But I net got time to read all the "alright's", "morning's" etc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:10,
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i think its heydey was 2007
most of them have now fucked off. we got badger, the stinkiest and most stubborn clinker of them all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:12,
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I like to do science at him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:15,
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oh, i meant the amorous one
i love the mighty one, he's a legend
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:16,
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Amorous is alright, he has a soft spot for me deep inside of him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:17,
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better than him being deep inside your soft spot, i suppose
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:21,
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A girl can dream
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:23,
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:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:23,
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You're really saying that you want to fuck him up tha ass, aintcha?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:22,
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that is exactly how it comes across
(his naked heaving sweaty buttocks)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:23,
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*reaches for mindbleach*
Or whatever Stunned is drinking
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:26,
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Arse, ear, empty eye socket, whatever
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:25,
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Basically, she likes me.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:16,
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i've had worse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:16,
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STRIKETHOUGH TALK END STRIKETHROUGH ADD NAKERS
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:08,
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Wit and interest ^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:11,
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Fuck 'em.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:06,
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So frog has been secretly meeting people from on here and sometimes doing sex on then
Is that a fair summation of today?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:07,
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ssssssssh
you'll give rory another boner
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:07,
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I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this all
How long has frog been whoring himself out?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:09,
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the only person who knows the answer to that is
frog himself rory
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:10,
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FROG'S BEEN FUCKING SWIPE UP THE POOPIPE
That's what I heard.
I also heard that Frog fingers kids.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:08,
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I had sex with him this afternoon
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:09,
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He sexed me up only seven minutes ago.
He's a very selfish lover.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:09,
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that was me too
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:09,
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you really know how to tickle my kidneys babygirl xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:12,
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i've been taking lessons from himjim's website
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:13,
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Paying off with compound interest
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:13,
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what can i say, the man is a great teacher
and a very gentle lover
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:16,
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You're talking about Chimpy, aren't you?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:17,
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nah
i am besmirching himjim's good name for no reason other than that it's 11.20pm and my taxi hasn't turned up yet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:20,
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no, that was me again
sorry, I was faking the croaking
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:09,
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That explains why his cock was bigger than I was expecting
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:11,
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i should lend you my grow-more cream
your wife might thank me for it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:12,
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Who cares what she thinks?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:16,
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good point
as you were
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:21,
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Popular knowledge is that she dont
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:25,
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I heard his balls inflate every time he croaks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:14,
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that's rory again
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:15,
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O'Ribbit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:18,
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puts the o' in toad
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:21,
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