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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Smack in the gob for you lot in a minute.Who's not watching the footy and would you watch if it was naked beach volleyball.
Tmo I have to go to Scunthorpe, is there a worse sounding name of a place?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:13,
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Hey hey Ed how goes the jogging?Yeah I'm watching the match, I also enjoyed watching the women's volleyball in the Olympics last year.
A couple of years ago I went to picturesque village of Cockington, south Devon and kept giggling whenever anyone mentioned the name.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:22,
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Hi HH.Never had you down as a giggler.
Lessava goal FFS.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:28,
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alright edjersToday I did something really, I sent an email from my work Outlook account to a mate in a different company.
The subject line was 'alright bbz' and then some inconsequential shit about my facial hair.
I went to my outbox to delete it, and I'd only bloody sent it to one of our IFAs instead.
He'll see the funny side.
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If you're on about feetI think you've mistaken him for Stunned poster
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:41,
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Commission only exists on non-investment insurance these days.Investments, annuities and pensions are fee based. Lots of advisers do insurance as fee based rather than commission as well.
'insurance salesmen' are pretty much a thing of the past.
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Your dullest post will always be the most recent one(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:01,
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^ Dull & Upset ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:05,
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Vanity search tells another storyb3ta.com/search/answers?q=harters
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:09,
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ffs mani'm stuck at work and this is how you repay me?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:04,
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I'M NOT GOING TO ORDER YOUR BOOKS NOWSO THERE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:07,
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THE ESTATE OF J G BALLARD WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:10,
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no, the ones in my basket are new from amazon, because that way i get the free delivery with the other books i've orderedi would have gone to waterstones, but the two near my office closed down within days of each other. there goes a lot of my lunchtime fun :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:14,
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Is he TRYING to get stepped this week?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:53,
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Yeah I giggle at silly stuff everytime they mention Lars BenderOn the commentary I giggle, yep losing to chillie is one thing, but to the Germans *Shudders*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:38,
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Did you see him off the Jock voiceovers donea biopic wossname about Hitler last nite on telly?
Couldn't watch it in case I ended up on holiday in "Come to Germany".
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:42,
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I was forced to watch I'm a celebrityThen True blood, on the upside I recorded Monday Morning, which is about the first good American series I have watched since band of brothers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:46,
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At the first mensh of I'm a celebrity coming on the box I get the fuck out of here.I've noted MM and will have a deko, ta
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:49,
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Gonzo's Gourmet Kitchen.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 21:33,
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Bartleby's day nursery(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:13,
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Monty Boyce's Financial Services and Drug Rehab Services.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:25,
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I'm running for mayor of Toronto(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:44,
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I didn't lie, YOU didn't ask me the right questions(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:46,
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I'll ming YOUR ham in a minute(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:44,
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Did I miss a pop-up thread?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:45,
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Who hates who then?Does Harters still hate me? :'(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:47,
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Harters wasn't even mentionedEverybody else was hatin' on you though, nigga.
Some of the bullying was really vicious an' all.
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That smell probably rubs off from when he's knocking bootswith Swipe
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:53,
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What I aint had nuffink to do with it honest(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:50,
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I heard you are running at least three sock accounts on here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:51,
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I hope they ban him hard(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:54,
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WHERE ARE THE MODS WHO WERE SO HAPPY TO WIELD THE STEPHAMMER EARLIER THIS YEAR?(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:55, Reply)
THERE'S NO MODS HEREWell, no good ones, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:56,
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If I did they would all be as shit as my normal one(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:54,
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It's funny because it's true(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:58,
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there ain't no party like a rory sockpuppet party(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:04,
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wait a goshdarned minuteIsn't Battered on his last warning before the banhammer falls?
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I thought he made that up to impress some bigger boys(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:55,
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This place is dying out fast we need every poster possibleEVEN YOU
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:56,
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I dunno.If you want to maintain a thriving community you occasionally need to prune.
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It hasn't got *that* bad yet(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 22:58,
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It's nearly at tipping point.Maybe talk should be merged with OT.
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Manolith is TWICE the mod you are.He told me how many people have me on ignore.
Can you do that? Or are you limited to seeing how many clicks the populol posts got?
Yeah, he has REAL MOD POWERS!
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It could have been worse, he could have said *SHUDDERS*/links
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:04,
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Problem is there are /talk posters who would never post here and /OTers who wouldn't post thereA merger would just cause more people to leave.
EDIT: ^^SEE?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:02,
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I'm reading this as you want b3th to leave(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:04,
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Don't we all?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:06,
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Serious though...I've tried it and the one word replies are fucking boring(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:08,
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Really?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:10,
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Maybe there are some lolsBut I net got time to read all the "alright's", "morning's" etc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:10,
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i think its heydey was 2007most of them have now fucked off. we got badger, the stinkiest and most stubborn clinker of them all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:12,
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oh, i meant the amorous onei love the mighty one, he's a legend
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:16,
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Amorous is alright, he has a soft spot for me deep inside of him(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:17,
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better than him being deep inside your soft spot, i suppose(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:21,
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:((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:23,
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You're really saying that you want to fuck him up tha ass, aintcha?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:22,
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that is exactly how it comes across(his naked heaving sweaty buttocks)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:23,
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*reaches for mindbleach*Or whatever Stunned is drinking
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:26,
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Basically, she likes me.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:16,
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STRIKETHOUGH TALK END STRIKETHROUGH ADD NAKERS(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:08,
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So frog has been secretly meeting people from on here and sometimes doing sex on thenIs that a fair summation of today?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:07,
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I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this allHow long has frog been whoring himself out?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:09,
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the only person who knows the answer to that is(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:10,
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FROG'S BEEN FUCKING SWIPE UP THE POOPIPEThat's what I heard.
I also heard that Frog fingers kids.
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I had sex with him this afternoon(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:09,
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i've been taking lessons from himjim's website(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:13,
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what can i say, the man is a great teacherand a very gentle lover
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:16,
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nahi am besmirching himjim's good name for no reason other than that it's 11.20pm and my taxi hasn't turned up yet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:20,
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no, that was me againsorry, I was faking the croaking
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:09,
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That explains why his cock was bigger than I was expecting(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:11,
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i should lend you my grow-more creamyour wife might thank me for it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:12,
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Who cares what she thinks?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:16,
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Popular knowledge is that she dont(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:25,
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I heard his balls inflate every time he croaks(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 23:14,
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