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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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LUNCH!! Ahaaaaaaa! It saved every one of us!I'm having a shredded chilli beef and cheese panini, washed down with a Blood Orange Sanpellegrino.
How is yours faring?
alt. Competitions. Do you/ have you ever entered any and what have you won?
I'm currently procrastinating by doing online ones to win televisions/holidays and the like.
altalt. Do you follow anything with regards to the paranormal, astrology etc, or is it all a load of hoo-ha?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:46,
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I'm having nothing, but I would really like deviled whitebait.Alt: Travel, Hotel & VIP tickets to see RHCP at Hyde Park off Radio 1 in 2004.
Altalt: No, it is all absolute bollocks, and people who believe it are all, without exception, morons.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:49,
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Did the VIP tickets protect you from seeing or hearing the band?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:51,
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I'm going to have fish fingers & baked beans. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:52,
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Fish finger sandwichDO IT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:53,
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Just trying to help a brother out(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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Not until you've tidied your room you're not(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:53,
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I can see no other reason for cooking fish fingers and beans(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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She gets much healthier stuff than that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:58,
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I had fish pieIt was still nice. I dun made it myself
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I've won a solid gold coin once, and a Lego spaceship
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Genuinely interested in paranormal stuff (from a scientific angle) but astrology is bollocks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:52,
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I can never get the mash right on the top of pies :(Always lumpy and hard to spread.
Like YM!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:54,
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More milk and beat it harder (!)(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:55,
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I can't put a fucking baked spud on top of a pie, can I?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:59,
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Yeah I don't know what he means either?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:00,
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John FashanuJOHN FASHANU
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:39,
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Damn if this is gonna be that kinda parties I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potato(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:42, Reply)
I'm quite into Parapsychology too.I don't think we have fully found out what happens, if anything, after death.
Strange to think your living soul just ends. No more thoughts. No more anything.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:58,
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Because it's strange to think that.Same as I can't fathom how the universe is infinite and still expanding, or how we even know that.
We are still discovering things as we go on. In the dark ages they called Science "Religion"
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:01,
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the universe is not infiniteHave you tried reading about any of these fairly basic things which confuse you?
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it's impossible to know the size of the universeThe observable universe is finite.
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This is like saying I'm in a room and cannot see out so thats all there is(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:11,
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What kind of a house do you live in? I have windows mate.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:16,
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:'(I have two spare rooms with windows if you need them. They are in Folkestone though sooo.....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:19,
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if the universe is infinite in size then it must have existed for an infinite amount of timeBig bang means that there was a starting point, so we know that it has a finite age. It's probably curved, so effectively infinite in that there are no edges, but if you travelled long enough in one direction you would end up back in the place you started from.
Pretty basic stuff.
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Yeah, and it only took you 15 minutes to google it then reply :)(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:27,
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ha!I was checking that my understanding was correct.
And it is.
I used to read loads of theoretical physics stuff when I was a kid. I still keep up with it on the pop scientific tip. Stuff like Einsteinian relativity being confirmed by the fact that GPS satellites need to be regularly recalibrated because time is slower on the surface of the earth compared to in orbit.
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He's in my top five X-Men villains(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:46,
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The universe expanding is just a theory, I accept this.It shows us that there a re still a lot of things we don't know about for sure, which is why Parapshychology interests me.
So does Cryptozoology but I'm not saying I believe in Yeti's. It's an interest.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:14,
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He still owes Boyce a tenner or summat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:18,
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no, that's exactly what happens, just like when you turn your computer off(, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:59, Reply)
I'm not looking forward to all them Windows updates when Im on my deathbed.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:00,
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Energy can't be created or destroyed,It just converts to a different form - heat, light, etc, etc.
Therefore, whatever energy exists in our bodies odesn't 'disappear' when we die.
I'm not saying our 'souls' or anything exists after death, but the actual energy goes on. Just like the Carl Sagan quote about our atoms being born in stars.
I'm a big fan of Carl Sagan, as you might be able to tell.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:02,
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it's probably only an existential thing because we are evolved enough to have these thoughts.I'm sure my cat doesn't ponder the meaning of life.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:04,
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They probably know more about it than we think.After all, don't cats take themselves off somewhere private when they know they're dying?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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The middle of the road isn't that private(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:08,
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Hahaha!I'm not a cat person, but I'm sure I've heard that they like to find themselves a quite spot to die in.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:09,
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I hope so.I'm not making a makeshift grave for mine. Straight in a black bag for the Council.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:09,
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What fucking energy?What the fuck are you on about?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:05,
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The powerful healing energy of crystals. Different colours are in tune with different auras. Truefax.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:07,
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Your body contains energy in many forms. Kinetic, heat, probably a lod more (I'm no scientist)...
Ever had an ECG?
/may be missing the point entirely
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:08,
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I for one welcome our lumbering East Anglian ranconteur overlord.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:10,
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Altalt: Pretty sure astronomy isn't all hoo-ha(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:52,
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Thats no moonNo, wait. It is
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:53,
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*ninja editYeah fuck you!
And your red pen. You're not the boss of me Mr Tangles!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:55,
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Just trying to help you, JaseAlso: 5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2150066
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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I'm thinking about having a sandwich.More news as it happens.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:54,
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I had a saladI have entered competitions in the past.
I think you mean 'astrology', and yes, it's a load of shit.
Can we have a new thread please?
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I'm just waiting for it all to descend into mindless name calling, like they usually do.Patience, my dear Doozer
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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only the one O please, JasoonBut this is a seriously shit thread, even by your standards.
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Watch outHe can be very fraggile
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:58,
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FUCK YOU!!YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS HAVING A POP AT ME?!!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:59,
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NOW YOUVE RUINED THE THREAD COUNT(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:55,
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No waitThe other one.
SO FUCK?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:57,
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Alt: I nearly entered a competition yesterdayTrue story
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:00,
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Bit harsh on my dad's birthday(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:03,
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That was his present, he wanted to watch.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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I had a bag of crisps dunked in Philadelphia cream cheese
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:03,
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Hello Willenium.What brings you here this fine Wednesday?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:05,
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You could have added that to the earlier WINS thread.We have fun here, don't we?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:10,
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I'd say an unexpected week off work would win(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:12,
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It does apart from the not being paid part.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:13,
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Its more of a between contracts thing (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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There's your FAIL right there.Ahh. Circleoflife
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:26,
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I have been using my time off productively until nowThe flat smells of bleach and fresh linen, and the cupboards and fridge are full. Also It is raining out so I dont want to go out today.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:13,
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So you've killed a prostitute, butchered her body and stored it in the fridgeThen Washed your sheets and bleached the flat to hide the evidence?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:39,
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*looks around nervously*Errr, no
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:42,
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Ham hock and cheese nommy sammich on a tubeAlt: I won. Porsche track day, but the voucher expired :(
Altalt: anyone that believes in anything supernatural or religious is a moron and should be nuterd
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:40,
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Not even in my top ten toast toppings(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:42,
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He's gone and fucked off again(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:57,
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INORITESainsburys "finest"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:57,
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I hate that prick. He's the worst one here.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 13:58,
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I know. I miss you. You always appear just as I'm going to the pub because you hate me :((
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:04,
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I shall think of you as I'm starting my first pint.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:05,
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Nakers and frog don't want to spoil it,
One drinks beer while the other's in the toilet.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:09,
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toilet? TOILET?You've ruined it now with your common kentish ways :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:10,
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Yeah I put that in because I know you don't like it.I was gonna add something about sofas and settees but I couldn't remember which you abhorred.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:12,
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hail frogSo when's the next secret meet frog baysh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:04,
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We will make it then in that case. Name a time and venue and I will buy you a cocktail or a flute of poor quality sparking white wine.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:07,
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well there is a 2 4 1 deal on at angus steakhouse...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:09,
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'The Fine Burger Company' has just had a refit(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:10,
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I just posted in LINKS. I feel dirty.Have a look at this. ilold
www.dailyedge.ie/posing-for-photos-that-are-videos-1180966-Nov2013/
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:29,
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That's quite funny, but also a bit weird.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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i met a friend for lunch and had a burrito with wholegrain wrap and brown ricewhich TOTALLY makes up for cheese and sour cream. I am sure it's less than the 500 cal a day limit for this week. it's all fine.
alt: I won a cd on long wave radio atlantic 252 for being able to recite that lipsmackin' pepsi jingle.
I want a holiday. take me with you. we can go sharking together.
altalt: well, this one time I got a phonecall at 5.30am...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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