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Peej, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:58,
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Ghostbusters II
I was told it's "a gateway sequel" and that before I know it I'll be watching rom coms.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:04,
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Hairy scat angels 3.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:07,
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Not a fan of remakes.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:24,
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Crocodile Dundee!
It's an objectively terrible film, but I love it. It was on the other night and I made the gf watch it and she got visibly bored before they'd even left the pub. I might have to dump her.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:07,
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^ on
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:09,
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*lives it up*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:10,
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Not They Live
Because it's well good.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:10,
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They live isn't shit
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Peej, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:15,
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In which case I retract my nomination.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:18,
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Why didn't Roddy Piper do more film work, eh?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:30,
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He did loads
So there
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Peej, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:54,
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Brewsters Millions.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:12,
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AND WHY
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:14,
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Hudson Hawk for me
because its just absurd
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Peej, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:14,
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Master and Commander
Cos it's based on my Great great etc Grandfather and I like to bore people with that insanely boring to anyone other than me fact.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:16,
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You're related to Thomas Cochrane?
That's really fucking cool.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:20,
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I heard that he's a massive fan of cock rain.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:30,
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I'm a big fan of the books that film's based on
they're in turn based on a particular Admiral's career. The guy made Nelson look like a cowering nancy.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:31,
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Top Gun
For wanking purposes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:17,
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Point Break
I honestly don't know.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:17,
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I AM AN FBI AGENT!
Point Break won a Japanese Oscar.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:18,
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That 'Hurt Locker' was directed by the same lass and it's actually alright.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:19,
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Haha great minds innit.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:23,
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On a similar note...
As a computer prick, when someone asks me to do something I've been known to break out the 'It's a UNIX system... I know this' from Jurassic Park whilst hammering at the keys. Only one like-minded prick has got it so far.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:28,
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I use "clever girl" quite a lot if somebody's made me look a bit of a dick.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:30,
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I'm happy to say I have never seen that film.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:44,
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You are an awful human being.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:49,
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I am an FBI agent!
Caught my first tube today.
Fucking awful acting by Keanu there.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:20,
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Keanu is consistently awful
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:26,
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There was a made-for-TV film called The Birth of the Beatles, that I had on VHS and watched hundreds of times when I was a small boy.
It was shit, inaccurate and shit, but I loved it.
I could probably still recite the entire script to you today.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:27,
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The Beatles are shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:32,
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Not as shit as that film.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:33,
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Big Trouble in Little China
Muriels Wedding
Kalifornia
Natural Born Killers
The Sweetest Thing
Death becomes Her
All the Paranormal Activity films
Easily watchable fodder.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:30,
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I wouldn't say NBK is shit tho
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:32,
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It gets a bit campy toward the end when RDJ is present.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:47,
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I don't think you fully understand what's going on in that film
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:50,
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I was just saying why it 'may' be considered not good.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:54,
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Big Trouble in little China is excellent.
In fact, I agree with all of these except paranormal activity. However, if you like that sort of thing, try Alien Abduction: incident in Lake County. Great film.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:35,
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Is it in a similar vein to The Fourth Kind?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:44,
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I don't know. Soz. Not seen fourth kind.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:48,
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I shall research. Ta :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:50,
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It's an old one,
But it's part of the beginning of those handycam home footage suspense horrors.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:52,
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the sweetest thing is fucking awesome
you're too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here, too big to fit in here... ooh ooh ooh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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Grease, despite it being abjectly shit.
Flight of the Navigator, because it's one of those films you can just switch off and enjoy, and before you know it, it's over.
Also, pretty much any film involving time travel, and most 'coming of age high school teenage pap' type films.
Yeah, I know...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:33,
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Grease is fun,
There I said it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:34,
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fun the word
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:36,
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+ Bird is
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:37,
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Ohmaow Ohmaow
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:39,
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The video of that is fucking AMAZING.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:54,
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Oh, it's definitely fun.
But it IS shit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:42,
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Compliance
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Peej, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:36,
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Have you been reading the latest Sequential Art strip?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:42,
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You don't like Flight of the Navigator after all :(
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:48,
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She's let me down
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Peej, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:52,
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I fucking love Grease 2
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:44,
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Michelle Pfeiffer made my winkie feel funny when I watched that, aged around 10.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:47,
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She made me want to be a Pink Lady...
and I WAS!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:48,
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She made me feel funny when she was Catwoman
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:51,
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She was THE Catwoman. Brilliant.
I love a bit Pfeiffer.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:55,
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Grease is the worst film ever made, everyone involved in its production should be killed for the sake of humanity
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:49,
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I was subjected to it recently, it was awful. An absolute turd with no redeeming features apart from when it ends, which takes forever to get to by which point I had slipped back into crippling depression.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:51,
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LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TRAVOLTER YOU WEIRD FACED PRICK
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:54,
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*impromptu dance*
*combs hair*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:55,
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Battlefield Earth was SO much worse.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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+ I am an
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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Yes you are an.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:58,
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an abject mess; part walrus, part carrot
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:00,
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you look like the creepy verger who is hunting for a choir boy to molest
now run away
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:02,
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you look like a ginger Dawn French with a big bulbous nose
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:04,
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Waterworld.
Cos I'm a bit Gay for Costner with gills. Sexy fish bastard.
In all seriousness, it's actually not a bad film, Dennis Hopper is great fun in it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:33,
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That film doesn't deserve the ridicule heaped on it.
If it didn't cost so much to make it'd have been completely forgettable.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:37,
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I still think it would have got some sort of cult look in,
Just for hoppers performance alone. But yeah, you're probably right.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:38,
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Hopper tends to improve most films.
See also Walken, and Sutherland Sr.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:43,
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Walken is amazing!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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That Triplehorn woman was unusually hot in it.
That's my expert film reviewer's opinion.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:47,
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She is fit though.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:52,
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It's of never-ending comfort to me that we will never fight over women.
Inexplicably, you go for trouts.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:54,
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we do meet in the middle occasionally
Nigella and Vorderman.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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Actually, that's true.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:03,
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Try not to make eye-contact
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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You're a blondes man, right?
I prefer brunettes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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Actually, I don't generally distinguish between colourings.
Though I do have a favourite.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:07,
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Vorderman is fat old slag
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:08,
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As is Nigella
which is at least 30% of the appeal.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:10,
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this.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:13,
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I met her in the late 90s
And, having previously been indifferent to her charms, can honestly say I would've.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:12,
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That's what I thought.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:52,
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That's the kid yeah?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:53,
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I think Waterworld is ace
Its one of those films panned because it went massively over budget. People see the word flop and think bad.
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Peej, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:40,
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I enjoyed it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:41,
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Kindergarten Cop.
Except it's not shit, it's amazing.
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wanderlust, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:40,
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Stop talking rubbish & get back in the kitchen woman.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:41,
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Alright, I've got soup on so I probably should really.
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wanderlust, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:47,
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WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:47,
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ITS NTO A TUMOUR!
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Peej, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:53,
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I also love a load of James Cameron Films, Avatar, True Lies and the like.
I see them for the big money productions that they are and don't take them seriously.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:46,
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I love willow
But mainly because I think battered is a much underrated actor
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:53,
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Willow's a magnificent film.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:55,
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it's a click from me!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:55,
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and me!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:57,
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Did he play Franjean or Rool?
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Peej, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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Good memory
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:59,
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That was Demolition Man
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Peej, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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Another great bad but good film!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:12,
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You fancy daikini babies.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:03,
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Magnificent internet.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:34,
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Swordfish
Mainly for the boobies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:55,
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I like breasts.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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Tremors is the best 'shit' film there is
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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No one likes tremors?
Wtf?!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:03,
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sorry, i nipped out to the shop.
I agree with this statement.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:08,
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adventures in babysitting
I still think Elisabeth shue may be the prettiest person who's ever lived.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:57,
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We ent met yet bebbe!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:58,
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apart from all our SECRET PIZZA DATES
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:01,
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I liked her in Leaving Las Vegas.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:58,
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I liked leaving my boy batter all over her face
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:01,
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Are you fucking kidding me?
Elisabeth Shue? The same one who was in Back to the Future II?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:04,
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and cocktail
she's bloody stunning
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:04,
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I liked it when you nearly saw her breasts in that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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Elisabeth Shue looks like David Coulthard.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:04,
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Critters.
This phone is dead.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:57,
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I tried watching them again recently.
Not the same :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:58,
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Labyrinth.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:57,
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I predict an earthquake
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:59,
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*Is reminded of the babe*
What babe?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:01,
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^GJ in "enjoys seeing dude juggling balls" shocker^
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:02,
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Christ, you could see Bowie's religion in that film!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:04,
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And yet it's a children's film.
Seems a bit Yewtree to older, more cynical eyes.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:05,
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It was made in the days before paedophillia was a thing.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:07,
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Jennifer Connolly in that film was my first boyhood crush.
Then I saw her in a low cut dress in The Rocketeer and wanked for a week.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:08,
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I like Straw Dogs cos the bird gets raped, but wait!
What's happening? She's fudding loving it!
Just like they all do in the end.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:57,
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that's a great film
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 12:58,
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I do actually like it. Its creepy, incestuous, inbred and backward characters remind me of home.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:00,
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plus Susan George was well fit and she gets bummed
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:03,
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Bumming is FUN!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:04,
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sure is!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:05,
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And it's free.
So I've heard.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:05,
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From where? AND WHO?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:05,
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Outside Monty's flat.
With a tramp.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:09,
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And you let him do you up the stunned pipe? Cripes!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:10,
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Gaz GeordieJay for details
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:09,
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Starship Troopers.
Would you like to know more?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:04,
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Paul Verhoeven is a genius.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:05,
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It doesn't matter how far along that film is
if it's on the TV I watch it.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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He likes breasts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:07,
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I like breasts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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I left my heart to one.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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That's not a shit film.
2 and 3, on the other hand, are.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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Come on, it's deffo a "B" movie.
2 & 3 are so bad. I can't watch them as they sully the first.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:08,
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The original's a satire, which personally puts it above a B film for me.
Though your opinion may vary, of course.
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:10,
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it's deliberately b-movie
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:14,
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Sure. I get that.
Was it a blockbuster when it was released?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:18,
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