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Lunch thread.
I has pulled pork macaroni cheese. It's fucking lully.
Alt: Whom would you like to finger and why?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:30,
86 replies,
latest was 11 years ago)
alt- Rihanna
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:31,
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Me too.
I bet she is lovely.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:33,
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I'd pee in her butt
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:34,
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I'd fuck her to DEATH.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:34,
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+ METAL with my RAGING SPEEDHORN
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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I'd jizz all over her umbrella
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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ella
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:36,
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ella
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:36,
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☂
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:36,
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What witchcraft is this!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:38,
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Fuck a horse
♞
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:39,
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This new devilry will be the end of you frrrrrrog!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:40,
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☠
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:41,
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🐸
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:42,
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Edit: \o/
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:43,
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You like to fuck chicks whilst listening to death metal pioneers "Death"?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:36,
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Yes.
Whilst crying uncontrollably and looking in a mirror.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:39,
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alt: Rob Manuel's kids
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:32,
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alt: Rob Fairholme
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:32,
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i am not well
I may console myself with pasta salad from the deli
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:33,
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What's wrong, bubby?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:34,
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^ l
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:37,
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just poorly sick innit :((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:46,
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*covers mouth and nose*
Man up woman, get a Beechams down you instead of *insert name's* cock!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:50,
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There, there.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:13,
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Salad?
Shittest consolation ever.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:50,
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we're talking pasta covered in cheese and mayonnaise
not green leafy shite
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:57,
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Well, that doesn't at all make it sound vile.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:02,
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I ent 'avin nuffin
Alt: Jade Goody's bloated corpse cancer anus.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:33,
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She had cunt cancer not arse cancer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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Yeah but it spread through her poor frail body like wildfire
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:36,
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Frail body?
Wunt she a fat cunt?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:36,
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I dunno, probably not after the ravages of cunt and bum cancer
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:37,
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I bet she was dynamite in the sack.
With her minge half hanging off.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:43,
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I like the element of danger there too
It could have teeth in there or anything
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:49,
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I like the potential danger of losing a digit.
And I like fucking birds who are terminally ill. The chemo stops them getting preggers.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:51,
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That's why I only do birds up the shit pipe.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:53,
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Stay classy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:13,
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You could probably spread her flesh like butter by now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:37,
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PHWOAR
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:38,
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I bet that reeks.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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Alt: you
I but it would feel like pulled pork and macaroni
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:34,
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Monsieur, wizz zees feeengering you a spoiling us!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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I'm an arse ambassador
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:38,
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And you do arse the justice it so richly deserves.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:42,
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Edward Snowden - I reckon the price on his head must be quite a lot now.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:38,
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I couldn't eat a whole one.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:40,
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A whole what?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:42,
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Edward Snowden.
Isn't that what you are having for lunch?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:42,
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Don't be silly - there aren't any outlets around where I work!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:48,
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I've had:
Garlic mushrooms on ciabatta
Bolognese pizza
Peroni
Alt:
YM, Kylie, Suzanna Reid, drummer from Hanson
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:46,
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Hahaha.
"The bird out of Hanson" Classic!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:52,
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Afternoon Cow. Sounds nice munchies.
Lemon sole here canteen grub innit.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:52,
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Easrly Christmas lunch innit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:05,
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Suzanna Reid was the animal drummer in Hanson?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:52,
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alt: Monica Belucci
Because daaaaayum
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Kroney, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:47,
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I went half and half on panini's with a work mate.
Chilli beef with cheese and lamb and mint. Delicioso.
alt. Famous wise I would rag Tom Hardy all over in a heartbeat.
Not too fussed about fit celebrities really.
Nobody on here as I have no idea what you lot look like, and Im shallow like that.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:49,
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I'm probably the most handsome if that helps.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:52,
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*snaps surgical glove*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:53,
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I've only seen one photo lately on here.
Bald geezer with long sideboards and an earring.
Bet you're not as handsome as him.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:13,
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Alright, second most handsome then.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:17,
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Pulled pork, chorizo and bacon salad
Alt: They should be fingering me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:49,
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In Soviet Russia, Tangers fingers you.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:53,
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^^ Bottom queen
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:53,
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The 'winners' page for last week's QOTW is a delight.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:56,
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Yes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:01,
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The mods are basically all admitting to hating Ray Failhump here/
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:02,
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I was rather surprised not to get stepped tbh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:03,
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Hayley from Corrie.
Or her from Holly Oaks who was in Crossroads. Nancy.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:59,
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You'd like to finger Roy from Corrie.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:15,
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Rib eye & chips
Alt: Kylie. I'd like to grip her like a bowling ball. Best stinky fingers ever after that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:59,
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Yuuuuuck.
Danni everytime.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:04,
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I'd like to wear the pair of them like sexy gloves
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:07,
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*kylie-fives*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:06,
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Wash your hands first, please
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:07,
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NEVER!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:10,
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Scratch 'n' sniff Minogue.
Best seller!
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:14,
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Never Too Late for this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:15,
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I'd ruin her. She'd have to be stapled back together by the time I'd finished.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:11,
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Tears On My Anus
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:12,
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Pain in my arse
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:12,
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Caused by youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:12,
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You might catch cancer off her.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:14,
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She's had her tits lopped off int she?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:15,
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EEuurgh!
Her favourite Star Wars character? Twobacker!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:16,
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Thats no poon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:21,
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