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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lunch thread.
I has pulled pork macaroni cheese. It's fucking lully.

Alt: Whom would you like to finger and why?
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:30, 86 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
alt- Rihanna

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Me too.
I bet she is lovely.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:33, Reply)
I'd pee in her butt

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:34, Reply)
I'd fuck her to DEATH.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:34, Reply)
+ METAL with my RAGING SPEEDHORN

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:35, Reply)
I'd jizz all over her umbrella

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:35, Reply)
ella

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:36, Reply)
ella

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:36, Reply)


(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:36, Reply)
What witchcraft is this!

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Fuck a horse

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:39, Reply)
This new devilry will be the end of you frrrrrrog!

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:40, Reply)


(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:41, Reply)

🐸
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Edit: \o/

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:43, Reply)
You like to fuck chicks whilst listening to death metal pioneers "Death"?

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Yes.
Whilst crying uncontrollably and looking in a mirror.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:39, Reply)
alt: Rob Manuel's kids

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:32, Reply)
alt: Rob Fairholme

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:32, Reply)
i am not well
I may console myself with pasta salad from the deli
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:33, Reply)
What's wrong, bubby?

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:34, Reply)

^ l
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:37, Reply)
just poorly sick innit :((

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:46, Reply)
*covers mouth and nose*
Man up woman, get a Beechams down you instead of *insert name's* cock!
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:50, Reply)
There, there.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Salad?
Shittest consolation ever.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:50, Reply)
we're talking pasta covered in cheese and mayonnaise
not green leafy shite
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Well, that doesn't at all make it sound vile.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I ent 'avin nuffin
Alt: Jade Goody's bloated corpse cancer anus.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:33, Reply)
She had cunt cancer not arse cancer

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Yeah but it spread through her poor frail body like wildfire

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Frail body?
Wunt she a fat cunt?
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:36, Reply)
I dunno, probably not after the ravages of cunt and bum cancer

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:37, Reply)
I bet she was dynamite in the sack.
With her minge half hanging off.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I like the element of danger there too
It could have teeth in there or anything
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I like the potential danger of losing a digit.
And I like fucking birds who are terminally ill. The chemo stops them getting preggers.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:51, Reply)
That's why I only do birds up the shit pipe.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Stay classy

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:13, Reply)
You could probably spread her flesh like butter by now

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:37, Reply)
PHWOAR

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:38, Reply)
I bet that reeks.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Alt: you
I but it would feel like pulled pork and macaroni
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Monsieur, wizz zees feeengering you a spoiling us!

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:35, Reply)
I'm an arse ambassador

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:38, Reply)
And you do arse the justice it so richly deserves.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Edward Snowden - I reckon the price on his head must be quite a lot now.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:38, Reply)
I couldn't eat a whole one.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:40, Reply)
A whole what?

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Edward Snowden.
Isn't that what you are having for lunch?
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Don't be silly - there aren't any outlets around where I work!

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:48, Reply)
I've had:
Garlic mushrooms on ciabatta
Bolognese pizza
Peroni

Alt:
YM, Kylie, Suzanna Reid, drummer from Hanson
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Hahaha.
"The bird out of Hanson" Classic!
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Afternoon Cow. Sounds nice munchies.
Lemon sole here canteen grub innit.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Easrly Christmas lunch innit

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Suzanna Reid was the animal drummer in Hanson?

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:52, Reply)
alt: Monica Belucci
Because daaaaayum
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I went half and half on panini's with a work mate.
Chilli beef with cheese and lamb and mint. Delicioso.

alt. Famous wise I would rag Tom Hardy all over in a heartbeat.
Not too fussed about fit celebrities really.

Nobody on here as I have no idea what you lot look like, and Im shallow like that.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I'm probably the most handsome if that helps.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:52, Reply)
*snaps surgical glove*

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I've only seen one photo lately on here.
Bald geezer with long sideboards and an earring.
Bet you're not as handsome as him.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Alright, second most handsome then.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Pulled pork, chorizo and bacon salad
Alt: They should be fingering me.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:49, Reply)
In Soviet Russia, Tangers fingers you.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:53, Reply)
^^ Bottom queen

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:53, Reply)
The 'winners' page for last week's QOTW is a delight.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Yes.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:01, Reply)
The mods are basically all admitting to hating Ray Failhump here/

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I was rather surprised not to get stepped tbh.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Hayley from Corrie.
Or her from Holly Oaks who was in Crossroads. Nancy.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:59, Reply)
You'd like to finger Roy from Corrie.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Rib eye & chips
Alt: Kylie. I'd like to grip her like a bowling ball. Best stinky fingers ever after that.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Yuuuuuck.
Danni everytime.
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:04, Reply)
I'd like to wear the pair of them like sexy gloves

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:07, Reply)
*kylie-fives*

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Wash your hands first, please

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:07, Reply)
NEVER!

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Scratch 'n' sniff Minogue.
Best seller!
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Never Too Late for this

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:15, Reply)
I'd ruin her. She'd have to be stapled back together by the time I'd finished.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Tears On My Anus

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Pain in my arse

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Caused by youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:12, Reply)
You might catch cancer off her.

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:14, Reply)
She's had her tits lopped off int she?

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:15, Reply)
EEuurgh!
Her favourite Star Wars character? Twobacker!
(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Thats no poon

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:21, Reply)

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