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Find the cow(clue: it's not me, that joke is too obvious)
findtheinvisiblecow.com/
So, this is like the weekend, so what's happening?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:17,
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Public service announcementBreakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut is one of the best books I've ever read and certainly the best book which regularly uses the phrase 'wide open beaver'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:21,
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Stunned and his missus have been arrestedwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-25040741
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:30,
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who's going to cook his tea, now?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:37,
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then make something happen(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:38,
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work out what you'd like to happenand then break that down into a series of manageable targets with deadlines...no, wait..that's how to make fun things dull.
uh dunno
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:43,
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hark at you and your local dialect(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 17:52,
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You should get drunk Captain. You won't sleep this evening because of Doctor Who excitement anyway.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 18:37,
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i'm watching that program about making the first one right nowHAPPY CANDLE DAY!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 18:43,
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I'm on nights all weekend.I hope you all get the shits.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:02,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You work nights!
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fucking hellSome placid counts are playing banjo in my local.
Open Mic nights should be fucking banned.
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I don't knowI mean, at least you know you're fat, bald, talentless gits.
A lot of these open mic pricks think they're good.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:14,
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I take offence!Not all of us are bald or fat. Most are bald and/or fat but we have members (fnaaar) that are younger than Methuselah!*
*Marginally
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'Talentless semi-alcoholic bellends'That's an endorsement right there!
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What's the difference between an onion and a banjo?No-one cries when you cut up a banjo
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what's the difference between you and a diseased scrotal sack?Haha! Trick question! There isn't one.
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it's your level of intelligenceI thought you'd like it, and I was right!
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It's good in the evenings when it's pretty much just you and me and we can be counts to people innit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:18,
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I've long ago learned to accept that we all have different musical tastesThere are some commonalities in mine and Dozers but by and large we're poles apart.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:25,
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Cowboy Junkies I think we both agree on too(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:27,
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cowboy junkies are one of my favourite bandsPalace/ Bonnie Prince Billy as well.
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Cowboys and junkies are two of your favourite people to be bummed by.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:30,
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Been trying to find a link to a French band with a single that's one of your catchphrasesI can't - try to find La Femme - "Baby Doll."
It's excellent. Very Stereolab.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:44,
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It's the same mysogonitic sentiment.And don't "ent" me - you're not Rory.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:48,
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it ent misogynisticI fucking love bumming birds.
They love it nearly as much as dis nigga does.
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That's the oneWho was the original?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:52,
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It says chuck berry. I won't pretend I knew.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:54,
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It appears sowww.youtube.com/watch?v=AaETFPKbD78
It's a bit hellfire though.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:01,
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I'm not a massive fan, to be honest.Soz.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:06,
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Well there's hope for you yet(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:45,
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I'm not clicking these on my phone, but it must be the same song as the pretty things oneI should've known it was Chuck Berry
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:04,
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Don't know Pretty Things really so can't comment.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:07,
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One of the best freakbeat bands, you should check them out(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:11,
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The Pretty Things do a song called Baby Doll on their first albumThink it's a cover, but don't know the original
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:47,
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Well, no, but since no ones here I think it's okay.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:23,
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awright ye fucken fannybawed cunts yisMaff hame tae cook a fucken veggie chilli ye bunch of fucken bufty counts.
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Vegetarian chilli is kewl. Not as good as meat but still nice.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:27,
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Don't say his nameThe creepy weirdo will appear
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:33,
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Harters isn't creepyHe's just a weirdo
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:36,
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I don't mind HHHelped me out on building regs issue once.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:39,
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You are the best one here now edjAlright?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:51,
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I'm super. Evening doing fuck all and whole weekend off. Good innit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:55,
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Watching Karl Pilkington.He's nearly fucken miserable enough to be on here.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:59,
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I like him. My original doctor frog name came from when he was on xfm with Ricky gervais.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:05,
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*veggie chilli fives*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:32,
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I had some houmouscan I join the party?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:52,
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did you find the invisible cow?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 20:57,
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Got an error 403 so unless it was in the text, no.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:00,
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oh, shameits got invisible cows
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:01,
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This is your party, caves(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:02,
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A bit like "This is your life."But without an Irish bloke and a red book.
And online on a cold night.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:05,
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excellentI will arrange the basket weaving challenges and speed macrame races forthwith!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:05,
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Can we do some gorilla knitting after getting tanked up on mead?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:07,
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damn rightas long as it's crochet rather than knitting, knitting's not my thing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:08,
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Oh me neither! But neither is crochet. Blast.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:09,
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never too late to learn(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:12,
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it'll strengthen your manlinessyou know, show people you are secure
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:14,
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I am quite happy being a wimpy pathetic softy(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:16,
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Are you grooming Frog, Cavy?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:27,
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i'm trying to liven up this party with woolcraft(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:33,
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Just be careful out there.Gnome sayin?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:54,
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er... yeahI'm going to be outside having a smoke
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:09,
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Is sir cliff doing an Xmas song this year?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:26,
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I'm watching Psycho IIIt's better than it has any right to be. I also watched the first episode of the new Dracula TV series. It's all kinds of stupid, wooden, ham-fisted and badly acted so I'm surprised I found it to be utter shit.
The rest of the weekend involves finishing the Christmas shopping and fixing the security lights.
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I've got quite the collection of nicknames so far but thats a new oneWasn't 'Bill Clay' the name Alan Rickman used in Die Hard when he was pretending to not be Hans Gruber?
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You'd know Reg.What's the word on the street?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:48,
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hoss?Tricks are good.
Who are you then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:51,
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This is a regular thing for newbies on forums then?I was on this poetry site for a while (yeah, I know) and you'd think you were signing up for citizenship in in some country it's difficult to get into (sorry, it's late) for all the hoops you have to jump through and rules for how many poems you can post per day. Apparently the poetry trolls are pretty harsh.
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Mysterious. What we need is height, weight, and any weaknesses that can be preyed upon and become your meme.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:01,
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Hey c'mon, I've already admitted belonging to a poetry websitesurely that's enough rope for one night
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Well Rory ain't here so someone needs to collect the details.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:04,
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If you really are a noob then welcome.If you are a comedy account then you're not funny.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:59,
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I'd imagine a funny comedy account would stick out like a sore thumb round herebased on the evidence so far
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You're right, you're obviously genuine.What brought you here then?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:04,
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Somebody from Ponderosa apparently.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 21:56,
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It *is* bollocks though, sounds like the fucking flower pot men.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:52,
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I have a pic of you wearing a woman's coat looking like a right old queen.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:55,
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Well, yeah. I don't have sky though and didn't realise highlights were on some freeview channel I've never heard of.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:53,
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Pick or summitNot sure I can watch though...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:57,
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Yeah that's it. I don't watch that much telly so I dunno what the channels are.Also, I'm a moron.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:58,
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Plans for tomorrow's meeting with mystery b3ta member?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 23:02,
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