Oh, OT. What's goin' on eh?
I've just been accepted as a participant of Pinecone Research. Basically, you do short surveys online and get £3 for each one. Marvellous.
Invite only though so eff yo.

Any other OT-ers have any money grabbing tips?

Alt. What does the week have in store for you?
Groundhog for me really.

altalt. What is the title of your autobiography?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:26, 82 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I put all my change in a pot apart from £1 coins, I don't miss it, and in a couple of months I chuck it in one of those counting machines at a supermarket and get proper 'free' folding money for it.
Alt: Nothing. Boring.
Altalt: How to pull birds off the internet: Diaries of a flangehound
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:29, Reply)

i got a massive whisky bottle from one of the pubs i worked in, for my dad to chuck his change in
even though he prefers cash to cards, so has a lot of coins, it's still taken about 10 years for it to be nearly full. we're just trying to choose a charity - probably give it to my mum's school to buy books for the kids or something as she was the north-west literacy co-ordinator - but fuck knows how they'll take it, it weighs a bloody tonne.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:34, Reply)

daddy's girl in 'story about money' shocker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:35, Reply)

yep
only really spoiled people save up their spare change to give it to charity.

although it would probably buy your entire house, so meh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:37, Reply)

it really wouldn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:38, Reply)

yeah yeah

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I'd tell you how much it's valued at, but talking about money is vulgar.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:44, Reply)

it is when it's in the teens

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

yeah yeah yeah
Your dad bought you your flat as an IHT dodge.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

+ half

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:47, Reply)

or minus half, depending how you look at it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:48, Reply)

i look at it as a large flat on kensington high street
you can look at it however you like, if you can see once the sea has eroded Folkestone and taken your house with it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:50, Reply)

It's not on the high street though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:51, Reply)

how vulgar

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:52, Reply)

i doubt folkestone has a high street
just plenty of low ones
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:53, Reply)

I'm not pretending Folkestone is a dream location, we are talking about your High St half flat which isn't on the High St

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:56, Reply)

well no, it's not above a shop
it's about a 2 min walk, I wouldn't want commoners running around underneath me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Pulp's less successfuzzzzzzzzz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:14, Reply)

5 minute.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:17, Reply)

it's ok, the discounting of the iht liability will have kicked in already
If he gives her the other half then fingers crossed he makes it through the next seven years.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:50, Reply)

He'd have to buy her the one next door and knock through.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:52, Reply)

your dad should have sued durex to buy yours

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:49, Reply)

AT LEAST HE'S GOT A HOUSE HALF FLAT GILL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)

with walls plastered in straw and hamster shit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Earthen plaster is a legitimate 'green' building technique.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

it's for that central York 'Tudor look'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Did you know that I am a charity?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:36, Reply)

so........ many.................... strikethroughs....................................

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:37, Reply)

You lose 7% for that
Take it to Sainsburys and buy something. Pay cash then chuck it all in. You'll get change in sensible amounts/notes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Yeah but the percentage goes to charity innit. I like to do my bit, albeit the absolute bare minimum.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:36, Reply)

FUCK THAT SHIT
I'm not giving 7% of fuck all away
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I view that as payment for counting it all in about three minutes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:41, Reply)

is it true that samsung paid apple in five cent coins? let me check...
the internet says NO. STOP BEING SO GULLIBLE.

sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:41, Reply)

alt alt: winning hearts and minds on the internet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:33, Reply)

You should write a book!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:07, Reply)

INVITE ME PLS!

( Peej, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Dunno how that works out yet. I'm just accepted.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:14, Reply)

i don't even have a clubcard
I like to turn the person behind me in the Q and give them my points. if it's a massive shop for a party or summat, they look proper surprised. so, er, get behind me in the supermarket.

alt: work, work, doctor, home to Cheshire for a few days, old folks' charidee tea party.

altalt: the bible (the real one)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Clubcards are just free market research for the company anyways.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Clubcard got me £32 off a Tesco Hudl tablet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:11, Reply)

As Tesco is the local supermarket to me
We save up the vouchers and use them to pay for the Christmas shop, normally have about £80 by the end of the year so buys a lot of booze.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I have £40 of Sainsburys ones for this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Dont have a sainsbury's near me
There is a "Booths" which I don't know if you get over in NE, but they are a northern Waitrose, with the worlds shittest reward card... the most amazing feature of which is you can see your receipts online
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I'll have you know a lot of work went into that shitty reward card...
Not really
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:49, Reply)

AltAlt: How to be a cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:37, Reply)

it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:38, Reply)

not really

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:43, Reply)

YEAH!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Just work really, GJ
altalt: How to Live Like Heff, A Practical Guide.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Alt: Groundhog for me too.
Altalt: my life is far too boring to warrant any interest.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:01, Reply)

I don't see this as a bad thing.
I've definitely had my hedonistic days and it's just every now and then instead of every week now!

Too old for that shit and young people annoy me.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:12, Reply)

zackly.
it's pipe, slippers, and reruns of Parkinson for me from here on in.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:13, Reply)

reruns of
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Alt: Doing a tender for a large expensive machine - the German supplier is like the Scarlet Frickin' Pimpernel...
...In that I can never get hold of the cunt and when I do I get half-answers.
Altalt: 'Don't make me hurt you'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Are we all doing "work" or what?
Lunch woes?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:53, Reply)

I had a lovely Bavarian Ham and Cheddar barm with fresh mixed pepper.
Thanks for asking
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:54, Reply)

An odd mix of pitta bread, mature cheddar, coleslaw and beetroot salad

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:01, Reply)

how many times can you reuse a teabag?
alt: boss has gone away, so rather than leave early like a normal person I'll probably somehow end up here even later.
altalt: there's no title, it's one of those hologram photos of me that wont look you in the eye no matter what way you tilt it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:57, Reply)

As long as she can breathe through her nose, it should be fine to leave them there all day.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Poons help you breathe more easily

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:09, Reply)

bit racist.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:09, Reply)

how?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Oh, POONS!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:12, Reply)

NO, WITH A KNIFE!!!!!11!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I joined tumblr
but step 1 after creating an account is "find 3 blogs to follow" and I don't know anyone on tumblr so I'm kind of screwed now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Mo Farah running away from things
Lego up shitpipe
a n other
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:11, Reply)

I'm down with the first one, not so sure on the others

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I have new trousers!
\o/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I have a sausage sandwich \o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Don't just leave us hanging like that!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:29, Reply)

they have a 33" waist, which is about right normally 32" can be a little tight and 34" too bug

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:32, Reply)

*33" waist fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I got lost trying to find a place, and when I did found it closed at 12:30.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:29, Reply)

FAIL!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Bit harsh.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:31, Reply)

xoxo

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:37, Reply)

My favourite cognac gravy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:53, Reply)

I am at 98.5% postal at the moment
It is only gonna take one more thing for me to go on a massive killing spree
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Typical Paki terrorist

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:55, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 15:01, Reply)

FIRST..........

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 15:01, Reply)

:o

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 15:02, Reply)