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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The man across from me just used the phrase 'The biggest semi you can imagine'
It measured 2.8 on the trainlol scale.

What's made you lol this morning?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 8:47, 140 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I saw a child get her fingers slammed in a car door.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 8:55, Reply)
you cruel bully

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 8:57, Reply)
My son hit himself in the face with the Mariokart steering wheel this morning
Was it wrong to laugh? I dont think so
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Thing is, Beadle was right, children hurting themselves is funny.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:16, Reply)
Indeed
As long as it is in a stupid way
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:19, Reply)
I must admit to a wry smile after wasting the time of both the court and jury! You couldn't make it up.
Anyhow, just wanted to drop by and say a big LOSTPROPHETS THANKS for all your support guys.

All the best,

Ian x
(Lou Carpenter, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:00, Reply)
I loved the password you used on your laptop xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Yeah, new material coming soon!
Keep in touch for details, and thanks again for sticking by me.

Autograph and 'pictures' in the post.

Best wishes,

Ian x
(Lou Carpenter, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:03, Reply)
What was it?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Great question, thanks.
The new material will be stripped down, acoustic stuff, with a theme of regret and forgiveness.

Thanks for being a fan,

Ian x
(Lou Carpenter, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:07, Reply)
*posts baby*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:08, Reply)
*puts in corner*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:19, Reply)
NOBODY PUTS....
Oh hang on, you just did
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:19, Reply)
"Ifuckkids"
This whole thing has made me angry
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Could you not finish off?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:09, Reply)
New apple product?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:11, Reply)
Jobs always sturck me as a wrongun

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Nothing so far.
I hoping for a snicker or two on here today.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:01, Reply)
I'd also like to extend a warm welcome back to Chompy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:03, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:08, Reply)
I like how it was your continued bent spasticity that meant he couldn't hold back any longer.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:10, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:10, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2155447
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:11, Reply)
he came back just to bully me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Fungus.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:05, Reply)
I was watching Homeland on my tablet and drinking a cofee when I accidently let out a MASSIVE burp
so I've probably metrololled people this morning
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Good of Chompy to come out of OT
Retirement last night to give Nakers some subtitle advice.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Nervous middle-managers out of their depth.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:11, Reply)
They give me the fear

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:12, Reply)
A few days ago I saw an old chap fall over in the street, and cover himself with milk and mushrooms! I lolled heartily.
oh, and blood too
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:17, Reply)
Sounds like a fun guy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:18, Reply)
I laughed so much I had to sit down
on my 'toad stool'
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:21, Reply)
I am on a reduced capacity train to coventary on my own cos my collegue missed the train :'(((((

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Is that like a window lickers train?
You know, because of your reduced capacity mental abilities.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:32, Reply)
3/10
Alright frog?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Still deaf, and knackered! You?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:40, Reply)
not bad aside from the coventary thing
Won't get any work done today though so will be hella busy tomorrow and friday
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:42, Reply)
I'll be there to welcome you to the heaven on earth that is my home town
Try not to get mugged/killed before you get out of the station
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:32, Reply)
I'm gonna find a cafe with wifi...you do have wifi dontcha?
Or if you or tangles want a coffee come and meet me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Why.. fy...?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:37, Reply)
so are we having coffee then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:39, Reply)
or I could go round your house and use your internet
And by internet I mean wife and by use I mean butt fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Sure, you know where everything is, right?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:44, Reply)
He cant find his own arse with two hands, you fool!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:45, Reply)
can too!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Er... that's your elbow, Nakers

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:47, Reply)
oh yeah? then why does it smell of poo then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:50, Reply)
COS YOUN A SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:52, Reply)
This
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-25088266

Birmingham spastics.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 9:58, Reply)
The artist who made it was a Londoner.
And they are quibbling over a technicality.
Lolfactor: low.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:05, Reply)
It made me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Nothing yet
Just got up. Mmm, day off.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Morning.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:18, Reply)

It's obvious that Ian is under some form of mental manipulation and after being held captive for so long, and was clearly put through some form of mental torture. He is clearly delirious and we need to keep fighting to prove his innocence!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Fuckwits.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:22, Reply)
I bet the animal porn pic was a sheep

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Dear gods I read that one.
This is why we need to remove the right to vote and replace it with being earned from passing a test of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:22, Reply)

vote

oxygen
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Mildly amusing
Well done
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Don't patronise me, you fat cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:37, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Yes dear

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:39, Reply)
calm down and drink you juice or you'll be on the naughty step

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I'm having a lovely cup of tea. Are you in Cov yet? Seen any murders?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I'm in the pumpkin cafe at the station
First impression is someone concreted over Mordor
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Nasty. If you want to fit in make sure you breathe through your mouth like the rest of the population.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:56, Reply)
I'm far to handsome and well dressed to fit in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Lies.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Still coming into town?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Crap, forgot to reply to your text. It would be a little later than planned; around 7.15 - would that work or should we reschedule?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I'll be wrecked by 7.15.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Let's do it another day. Apologies for pissing you about.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:32, Reply)
No worries.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:37, Reply)
trolling site is trolling

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Link pls

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:41, Reply)

www.facebook.com/IanWatkinsIsNotGuilty?fref=ts
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Smells like troll
Disabled children shouldn't be allowed to live? What would have happened to our nakers??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:48, Reply)
: (((

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:52, Reply)
It's ok dribbles, you didn't get the scrape

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:53, Reply)
>: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Xxxx

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:00, Reply)
go onto facebool and search ian watkins is innocent
People are quite angry...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Do you remember the good old days before the ghost town?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Ba baaa daaaa
da da daaaaaaaa
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Surely now he has admitted it, they can't still be crowing.
They see me trollin', they hatin'
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:36, Reply)
We used to have a right laugh on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Nothing particularly LOL worthy so far.
I did have some God Botherers at my door this morning but they rang the bell for upstairs, so got someone who believes in Allah instead.
They didn't stay long.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Did you bum them?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)
No, I was too busy with YD to answer the door.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:35, Reply)
My dead Dad?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Wondered why I had to do all the work.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 11:40, Reply)

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