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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Where the hell is everyone?Alt: There's a guy here who smells. And he keeps coming to talk to me while I'm eating.
Is there a more diplomatic way to tell him to fuck off?
Tell us something about the shortcomings of your colleagues, or your lunch or something.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:53,
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Yeah I might delete it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:54,
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I can't believe there are people who actually do have a favourite Red Dwarf quoteFucking smeg head pricks
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:01,
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Is that another quotation?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:02,
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Yes. From me. I say it every time people talk about Red Dwarf.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:03,
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Fucks sakeLike buses...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:54,
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Flick food at him and in a Max from Phoenix Nights voice say"Get back you bastard. I'll break your legs".
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I told him to fuck off and have his lunch(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:58,
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"We thought we'd reach out to you with this challenge we've been gifted."(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:58,
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Can you go to another meeting and find a new one of these to post please?Thanks awfully.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:59,
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It bears repeating, due to the cunty nature of it, but I take your point.I'll just go and have myself shot.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:02,
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Just in the knees this timeBut if you post it again, I expect you to put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger yourself.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:09,
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Don't worry, Sir - I'll be very humane.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:20,
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there's a website somewhere with all of Freeland's mix cds streamableI'll gaz you later.
Have you listened to his 2003 essential mix?
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When you say "essential", how do you mean it?Because I've managed to survive for 33 years without hearing it so far, so I have to question whether or not it's a misleading, possibly fraudulent, act of misrepresentation.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:09,
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In nutritional terms it means that the body cannot produce it itself, so you have to get it from your diet.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:10,
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I mean as in that's what the radio show's calledHe's done 3, so 2 of them are inessential. I've written to Pete Tong about this, but no joy as yet.
I'll keep you in the loop, yeah?
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On it now - managed to get half way through it before, but people keep expecting me to ...work ... and stuff.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:21,
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Fuck dat yoIt's a pretty good mix. Not really that clubby, but some well tasty mixes in there. I love that drop into Killing in the Name.
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"Hey, yo - if you want me to rock; I'll rock!"(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:49,
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I'd love to be able to mix like Freeland, his technical skills are pretty juicy(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Spray air freshener in his general direction.I had to tell one of my old staff they stunk in my last job. She broke down in tears and told me about her harrowing life.
I sent her across the road for some Dove.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:01,
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You'd still have smashed it, wouldn't you?You revolting deviant.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:05,
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You'd have a good slurp on that, wouldn't you Sporters? Have a tasty chew on her cunt gristle?
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Once you've licked it clean its all good(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:28,
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Getting plenty of gob on and around the fanny and arse dilutes the stench. (, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Fuck that, I'm not putting food down(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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There was a time where I'd have fucked the crack of dawn if I'd been up early enough(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:32,
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too right. I got asked to leave a pub because I was fingering this bird in plain sight of everyone. It was a weekday lunchtime.
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haha!*may or may not have been ejected from nightclub for just such a thing .... twice*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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it was a mixture of sweat and a sea breeze(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:23,
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Battered might not have to wait for the murder spree and suicide after all.The way people are today, I might snap by tea time.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06,
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The northerns here are thinking they've got longer than you mean.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:08,
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No, its fineYou have your dinner at tea time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:17,
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They are being utter cunts about it.I also strongly object to the term "customer". I have and will continue to sell them precisely fuck all.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:10,
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We had a guy here who seemed to be allergic to soapHe also used to bring in the most disgusting lunches and microwave the fuck out of them. They looked like Pedigree Chum
I genuinely like my colleagues but they are all mentally deficient in one way or another
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:15,
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I'm going to the bank and then to lunch, so try to keep the post count up while I'm gone.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:15,
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Has he gone yet?Christ what a cunt!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:21,
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I'm trying here, frog. I really amBut I think they've all fucked off again
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:51,
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In other news, the pizza place had a massive queueso I had a jacket spud with chilli and cheese
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:28,
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textbook. I am still hungry, I might go and get a cheese and onion sarnie.
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I am also still hungryI feel a Sainsbo visit for shit sweets
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:32,
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You should totally have a sherbert dip dab.Best of all the dip dabs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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You can buy all of the old sweets off the internet I have just discovered. Who knew?
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There's pretty much nothing you can't get off the internet nowThat stinky bird that GeordieJay worked with is probably available if you know what to google
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:44,
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I'm on a motherfucking TRAIN!About an hour away from Liverpool, and a whole weekend of shopping.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:32,
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First class carriage, too.None of your pikey shit here.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:40,
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I recommend Probe Records, Egg Cafe and a grotty little pub called The Baltic Fleet that brews its own beer.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:34,
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Droll, you French prole(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:06,
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Ton école était drôle(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:12,
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Hey for scouser that is possibly the highest ever level of witI mean its no Boardman but what could be.
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Oh manI could do a Bloody Mary right now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:20,
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Next time he comes over, ask him to hang on, Then make a big show of searching through the drawers and cupboards at your desk and in your office. Keep repeating "hang on, it's here sinewhere" and as he reaches hus irritated peak, grab a bulldog clip, put it on your nose, sigh deeply and then invite him to speak.
Done.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:36,
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I dunno, I found his suggestion of using the word 'sinewhere' a bit weird(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:05,
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On another note, I'm in Birmingham, turns out they let black people be teachers here. Crazy huh?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:38,
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It's either that or have our teachers teaching their kids.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:40,
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They fuck all their kids too. Social Services are so busy they are in special measures.
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The black teachers or the Muslim parents? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:47,
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aw, man, you should have said. I just had to spend an hour and a half in Brum. We could have totes had a bash.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:42,
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Well, you could have watched me work I suppose, doesn't sound like much fun. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:45,
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I don't know, do you work topless?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:46,
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And oiled up yeah. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:47,
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*makes notes*what company is this and what's the call out charge?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:09,
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First and last time I went there ( for a rave, no less)I was genuinely shocked at how every person (every single person) was black.
Well, the ones working in shops anyway.
I love Manchester for being multicultural, but coming from Newcastle, where everyone is more segregated, it was a culture shock.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:08,
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They're not all blackThere's loads of pakis and all
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:15,
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*sighs*Might do some work then
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:02,
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I've got meetings today. Sowwy!Not that my ususal input warrants excitement.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:08,
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Even moreso with a load of uppity Solicitors(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:18,
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Just shut up and make the tea yeah(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:18,
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Didn't have you down as a spitter, Jase(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:24,
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that's very eloquent graffiti for a bunch of slags.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:18,
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The best ones keep their uniforms(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:20,
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For the last time - I'm H off of Steps(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:27,
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My collegues are shit and the department is dying on its arsethe smart ones are jumping ship now hence my trip to Pinewood on another departments budget next week.
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Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:42,
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I've been to slough many timesMeans swamp you know. I'll be staying in Zone 1 don't you worry.
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Peej, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:48,
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In the Tangles and Stunned thread war, I think the better man won.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:46,
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That's because red dwarf is well shit bruv.Oh, and ^upset^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:48,
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Funny how something so hated by everybody I've ever heard mention itstill seems to be so popular. See also: Bieber.
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Kroney, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:48,
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Christ, he really is in a dark place if he needs updates on this place.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:57,
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I think I've worked it outIt was only ever Monty and Chompy who were clicking stuff to get it onto the popular page
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:57,
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I know, but when those two were still here my posts would occasionally get on there(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:58,
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The one funny thing you've done in months is there, what more do you want man?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:02,
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I used to dominate the populol page that's the problem(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:05,
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Yeah but you haven't been funny for ages.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:06,
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I can't even remember who he is(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:06,
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there's a popular page?What, so we can see which posts got three clicks?
Cool.
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I click all your posts as an ironic protest about the lack of funneh(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:10,
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Dunno pal, you me and Tangs are up there so it's a fair reflection of the 'quality' on display here.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:19,
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we're the best ones here, it's empirically demonstrated by the click count(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Bear Pookie wrapped in a big rainbow flag.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:13,
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The hat being worn by Stibbins at the time(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:18,
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No populol page status, no claim to be TBOH(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:22,
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Frog nee Octopus nee Parrottyou seem like a man who knows stuff
Who is the best one on here?
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Hmm, does exhibit a similar posting style5.9.83.79/questions/selfinflictedinjury/post2156843
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:24,
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Hey I'm not the one with numerous sock accounts(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:29,
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Wait, I thought you were my sock account?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:36,
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The nonce one isn't me, btw(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:39,
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