That Blurred Lines song right, it's getting all this publicity about it being rapey
but I reckon it's got an excellent base line and I like it.

Maybe rapists would be more popular if they all had funky baselines.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:17, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That bit when he goes "what rhymes with hug me" has its own website where people guess what rhymes with it
Someone put something like:

Go ahead and drug me
If you get sleepy
I won't get creepy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Isn't it the video that people are upset about?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Yeah. That's right, a number of student unions have baaned the song being played on radio because of the video.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Well the BBC banned two Frankie Goes To Hollywood songs because of the videos, so it isn't beyond the realms of possibility.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I thought that Relax was due to Simon Bates being offened by the line
"when you want to suck to it"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Mike Read, wasn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Could well have been to be honest
was just going from memory and Bates was the first DJ I got to...


A quick google confirms you are correct, have 3 internet points
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:36, Reply)

YES!!! IN YOUR FACE!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Plasterers radio lols

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:40, Reply)

He is a MARRIED MAN
and it is MORALLY WRONG.

Song's a bit shit too. No idea why it caught fire.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:25, Reply)

But the video has saucy ladies with boobs in it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:28, Reply)

They all do these days. Whores of Babylon.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Girl comes into the pub with half her tits showing, I look at them, I'm the pervert...

I walk into the pub with half my cock showing...Girl looks at it...I'm still the pervert!?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Double standards, man.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Regardless of the joke, and if we had a proper lawyer on here they could confirm
This could be apocryphal, but there was a tale of an example of how this works:
If a bloke looks out of his window and sees a lady sunbathing naked in her garden next door he could be done as a peeping tom,
however if the reverse happens he could be done for indecent exposure.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:39, Reply)

pressing charges will also depend on how fit he is.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:41, Reply)

On the plus side we get paid more and promoted ahead of them, so swings and roundabouts...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Don't have to endure childbirth, car insurance is cheaper, don't bleed every month etc.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Car insurance isnt cheaper for men

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:44, Reply)

It is for me v my ex, by about £500.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:45, Reply)

*Boring man who used to work in insurance alert*
Historically women (on a like for like basis) would get far cheaper insurance as they would have fewer serious accidents and drive less in general so reducing the risk. But I believe that recently there was a kick off about it so the eliminated that as part of the risk assesment
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:52, Reply)

the EU Gender Directive in December 2012
Equalised insurance ratings and annuity rates for men and women, in spite of underwriting criteria favouring women in insurance and men in annuity rates, this being due to the difference in mortality and morbidity between men and women.

HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Sheila's Wheels

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Ah man those dozy tarts could do with a good killing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Oh I know
I am being sexist in an attempt at humour
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:44, Reply)

I'm not a criminal lawyer
But I think the lack of equal pay for men and women and the lack of women in boardrooms is the better example...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:42, Reply)

lawyer Obvious strikethrough is obvious...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Isn't that just because you're all a bit shit?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Shit like an independent scotland

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I'm not sure where you're going with this, but do continue...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Well nowhere really
Just like Scotland
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:53, Reply)

the list for an independant scotland read like
someone who divorces their wife but wants to go back round each night for an evening meal and a shag
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Pretty accurate.
Alex Salmond is a fat, clueless, brainless, spastic. He should post on here.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:56, Reply)

He does. Goes by the name of Al.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:57, Reply)

That explains a lot.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I like this and have done the correct thing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Im tweeting this.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Well as Scotland is a country then it's not physically going anywhere at all, so you're right on that score. Well done.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I am surprised he hasn't suggested a physical detachment and floating off elsewhere
It's about as realistic as some of his other shite
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:59, Reply)

You're missing a fundamental point here.
While Scotland is still physically attached to England he can still blame "they bastard English" for anything and everything that goes wrong, and yet still be able to nip next door to borrow a cup of sugar.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I just wanted yoU to bite at my shortbread
Ah well :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Is that a euphemism? You could have just asked.
Or a titgaz. That usually works.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:25, Reply)

That's so misandric.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 13:54, Reply)