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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Saturday night eh?
How's it going then?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
got david attenborough on
also Craig Charles funk. Drinking tea, cooking and answering you. Look at me and my multitasking skillz

Got two new corsets today. Don't look *too* terrible in them
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:36, Reply)
A good corset is a wonderful thing.
The lady is watching strictly, they're doing musicals. I secretly quite like musicals.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Calm down John Barrowman.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:41, Reply)
I know, I should probably kill myself

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)
It would make it fair, after you killed that man and all.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Who hasn't?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:47, Reply)
I killed 2 guys.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:48, Reply)
You have just doubled your 'cool' factor

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:49, Reply)
i tend to stop at maiming
which is why I'll never hang out with the cool kids
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Cool beans.
How are you groggy old boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Cool mate, cool as fuck me.
Going to drink beers soon, so that's good. Had a pizza too, so really am living the dream. You alright?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:51, Reply)
Yeah, I'm ace.
Got a bit sideways yesterday, and off to relatives to meet a new tiny human tomorrow, so pondering a double hangover for the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)
Those new humans are weird, they all look the same, right, but when they get bigger they all look different!
Apart from the downs ones anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:55, Reply)
Yeah, weird that.
I wonder why downs kids all look the same? Probably god did it so you can see them coming and avoid their vice like grip.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:57, Reply)
Yeah, that and so you can avoid talking to them, they all wanna be mates and don't understand why we don't like them.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:58, Reply)
I think I met Rory on Friday.
I was at a care home for autistic adults. One of them spent the entire time I was working there shouting at me and occasionally writing stuff in a little book.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)
Ha ha! Clicking dis!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:04, Reply)
musicals are ace.
Most of the time. I think they are underrated, especially by guys who want to make sure everyone knows they're heterosexual
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Singings for poofs, I just do poems.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Tell that to Marc Almond.
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:51, Reply)
Musicals are for gays though.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:54, Reply)
Bugsy Malone's alright I s'pose.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:55, Reply)
Nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:59, Reply)
No. No it's not
There are no good musicals, there aren't even any acceptable musicals

All musicals and bent and shit and bent
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:22, Reply)
^
Nakers may know nothing about music, but even he can see that musicals have no merit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Musicals are the worst things on earth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)
Bought new tyres, made a curry, listened to the match.
Now waiting for the missus to get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:39, Reply)
Sounds alright,
I went over to the ladies parents, her mums boyfriend had made a fantastic smoked mackerel patè. Got the recipe, gonna make a go of it tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)
I've had worse Saturdays tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Are you in to the rugby?
Wales v Australia today was a cracker.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Hate it.
Tried to get into it but just can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Fair enough.
I have a similar detachment from football, just can't see it. Each to their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:52, Reply)
Football is bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:56, Reply)
So is your dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:58, Reply)
Well, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)
How are you ?
Send micro this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I'm good thanks. Yourself?
Had micro this morning. She was on great form. Hilarious at this age.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)
I'm ace,
Didn't do any of the jobs we planned, lay around till well after midday, went to the lady pigs mums, ate too much food, came home and watched the rugby. Can't complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Nice. Must be great to have your weekends after so long.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Fuck yeah.
It's a great feeling and I'm much happier
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)
Good to hear.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)
You bastard
Why do you hate Jason and frog so much eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:24, Reply)
I hate everyone. You know this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)
It's okay mine is almost better now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:27, Reply)
*Warms up ear raping trousers*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:40, Reply)
Pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:41, Reply)
Please can I have a week off?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:44, Reply)
^this etc

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:59, Reply)
This is the 3rd toon match out of the last 4 I haven't gone to the pub to watch.
It's also their 4th win on the bounce. Somebody may be trying to tell me something.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:56, Reply)
That football is bent?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Not as bent as this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)
I heard that you are as bent as a duck's cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:15, Reply)
I heard that when you go to a cafe for breakfast
And everyone else is enjoying a fry up, you order cereal.

And you cry if they don't have coco pops.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)
Trufqx^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Curry *fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Indeed.
The missus back so I'd best scoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:57, Reply)
Just ordered a curry!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:58, Reply)
I'm making one. Thai red. Chicken + scotch bonnets.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)
The issue I have with scotch bonnets
Is that it makes me think of jock midgets with a baseball cap.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)
Dozer?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)
correct.
You are making a curry with essence of Dozer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:14, Reply)
* boke *
* Calls Chinese & orders takeaway *
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:16, Reply)
Racist^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)
^Wong

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:23, Reply)
I have one cookin RIGHT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Feed it to the ducks.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:14, Reply)

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