Homosexuals can't whistle

( Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:59, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Every time they purse their lips a cock turns up?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)

The alternate ending to It's A Wonderful Life took things in a whole new direction

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Zuzu's petals?

( Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:03, Reply)

AND THEN 2 COME ALONG AT ONCE!!1!1!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:02, Reply)

You still on the gay thing..?
Anything you want to tell us?

That porn you're looking at isn't research you know. It's GAY
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Are you saying you can whistle?
Look I have nothing against gays, its just they are evil and will burn in the lowest depths of hell for all eternity.
( Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)

He's trolling you with his deviant lifestyle choices, Peej

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Jesus teaches us to 'love the sinner but hate the sin'
I like Tom Jayley, he's a good chap, but his revolting lifestyle choice, and it is a choice, cannot go unpunished unless he asks The Lord to forgive him, and goes on a course to be healed.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)

ECT is considered by many to be an effective treatment for this sickness

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I think neurosurgeons are now able to completely remove the gay section of the brain, leaving the patient able to live a normal life with very few side effects.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Probably best to still keep them away from kids though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Better had, just in case. It's not an exact science.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:39, Reply)

This is Science!

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:38, Reply)

+ER

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)

A meat injection would cure hi m, Frogcock.How's you?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I'm alright thanks mate, you?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)

GOOD CHAT M8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)

It's this sort of repartee that keeps this place thriving

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:56, Reply)

*NO REPLY*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

*blocks*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I found God.
He tried to rape me :(

At least he said he was God. It all got a bit confusing after my Jesus Juice.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:40, Reply)

You'd love a bit of God
He could make the earth move for you, after all, He created it in seven days. SCIENCE FACT.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Don't mention the dinosaurs though!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)

They were created on the sixth day obviously, so were around about 6000 years ago.
This is what The Bible tells us, the problem with 'science' is these 'scientists' keep changing their minds, unlike God who has been around forever, so He knows a few things!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)

I learned more about life from Aesop's Fables than those tall tales!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I can whistle HATCTUARLY

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

You're not actually gay then, you can choose to go with ladies instead.

( Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Minges are ace.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

The Vagina
It's Natures Way
( Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

It's like a re-enactment of Aliens

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)

A Mans Arse?
No Thanks!
( Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Not all gay men do the arse thing.
Also, women's arses are the same if a man keeps it all nice
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Homosexuality?
It's A Choice!
( Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I'm going to have these AWESOME SLOGANS put on the side of London busses.

( Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)

so that stupid london cyclists have something to read as they get smeared across them?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Cyclists are gay innit.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)

If it were, Im sure more people would be!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)

i would be
women are much easier than men
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Nicer arses too.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:22, Reply)

YOURN EASIER THAN MEN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Just say no gayjay!

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:22, Reply)

worst Woody Harrelszzzzzzz

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:22, Reply)