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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Got any nice pressies s c?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
He is getting a nosh from the missus later

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Ah the yearly gobble.
Good lad think of something bad to make it last.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)
he just looks at his sorry excuse for genitals

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:33, Reply)
They are down there somewhere
*shifts hairy gunt*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Once a year?
Divorce papers would be served with once a month.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)
You can tell you aren't married

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I've been in relationships spanning years and it never dipped to below once a week.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)
because men

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Point taken.
Why do you women go off all the sex?

You entrapment harpies?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Dry up innit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
On the 8th day He created lubricant

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:02, Reply)
and spit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:26, Reply)
i think that only happens when you have kids, to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I also think that
Men don't need to be in the mood, and men are also shit at reading womens moods. So with a bit of bad timing we can easily ruin the chance
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I am pretty sure it was part of her wedding vows
" To love, Honour, and stop sticking his greasy cock down my gullet"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Obey.
Obey means "suck it, bitch".
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Off to the footy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Watching Sunderland is more of a punishment than a pressie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I've not been to a match since Steve Bruce took over
Not had the time
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
But you are right

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
As a supporter of tonights oppo
I feel you could have a happy birthday indeed
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Chelsea?
I think we'll get battered
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Nah we are good game bad game atm
Oscar is out and he has been making it tick, look at the performance against Noocastle I see Gus doing something similar
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:38, Reply)
*fingers crossed*
On my 25th birthday Sunderland beat Chelsea 4-1 in my most favouritest game ever
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Plus no Chelsea striker has scored an away goal in 2013
Last one was Torres against you lot in 2012
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Well there's a fiver on Torres to score then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Possibly
Everytime he gets a bit of form one of his legs falls off though so you could be ok.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Set Your Strikers To Torres

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Oi. That's Trademark.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)
yes but not yours

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:31, Reply)
For the purposes of internet bullshit I am going to say it is.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:36, Reply)
shit ok soz
I cant believe you pulled the old internet bullshit so early on in your defence. I can call no further witnesses and would like to drop the case
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:44, Reply)

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