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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 8:50,
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Trying to escape the outpouring of grief for Nelson MADIBA dying
Family gathering of in-laws with potentially explosive politics tomorrow.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 8:52,
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Is there likely to be a lot of that in your 'hood?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 8:54,
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Geographically, no, but since I'm an internet shut-in, it's already all over my media outlets, and I can't see it abating for quite a while.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 8:57,
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Read the Express
They've still managed to make the weather their fucking headline story.
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Muns, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:42,
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Mandela Storm Surge Shame
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:43,
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I'm going to Barcelona in an hour.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 8:53,
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I think you'll find it's nearer the 90-minute mark.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 8:54,
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Not for me.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 8:54,
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You're not meeting Battered and his kid with the missus then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 8:55,
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No, I'm going to Barcelona.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 8:56,
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ahh, thats a reindeer then
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:38,
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Next week will be a graveyard shift on here then.
Have a good one.
Please recreate Freddy Mercury and that opera woman at some point on your travels. xx
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:15,
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Good here innit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:15,
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Check em
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:23,
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Looks like I might have to do some work then
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:49,
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On a Friday?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:50,
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It's not ideal, but there's not a lot going on here, is there?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:50,
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Lets talk amongst ourselves then
How is your album going?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:51,
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The new one?
It's going very well thanks, got about four songs recorded so far.
Hoping to get it finished fairly quickly.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:52,
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Cool
I rather liked one of the songs on the old one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:54,
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This leaves you open to being spammed with info about the new one when it is finished.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:55,
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I have no problem with that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:56,
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Is this going to cost me another fiver?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:59,
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At least that.
Still deciding on which format to release this one on.
Also, alright Barters?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:00,
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I'm alright thanks.
How's you?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:03,
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Although you didnt ask, I'm slightly hungover
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:04,
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That's terrible.
Much better to be really badly hungover.
I feel your heart isn't in this drinking game.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:11,
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It really wasnt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:12,
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Good thanks
Counting down the days 'til the Christmas holidays
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:06,
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My break is too long this year.
Not starting back in the office until 6th of Jan. I have to reserve 2 days of 2014 holiday to cover it.
Bastards.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:13,
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Going back on the 6th Jan is good though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:14,
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I would have no problem with that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:14,
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Goes without saying
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:15,
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Leaving me with 15 days for myself.
Not long enough for me.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:15,
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Ah, that's less good.
We're compelled to take three days at Christmas, but I get a bit more annual leave so I don't mind.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:17,
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The company owner doesn't like time off with his family, so why should we?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:21,
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Christmas decs up today then a weekend of "fuck all" planned
I am making tikka chicken though if that counts?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:30,
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Sure it counts - it's a plan that you intend to carry out at the weekend.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:33,
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*trigger fingers*
I am quite excited about it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:35,
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what's black and slides down nelsons column?
Winnie mandela's mascara stained tears LOL
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:30,
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Yeah they separated in 1992
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:32,
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I separated your mum's flaps last night
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:34,
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*necklaces*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:41,
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I'm rather hoping my course finishes just after lunch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:49,
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Some prick always spoils it by asking loads of questions at the end.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:51,
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Aspergertastic in here this week
*leaves the table*
mmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:52,
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So Kronely
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:58,
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BYE SPORTSCOW, BYE TANGLES, BYE INTERNET!!!!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 9:59,
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*waves frantically*
BYEEEE!
Have you turned the iron off?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:00,
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I hope the plane doesn't crash!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:00,
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I ain't gettin' on no plane, foo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:04,
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Ok, just drink this glass of milk please
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:06,
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Yeah, it's definitely not like *last* time.
You definitely won't wake up on a plane.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:08,
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+with a sore arse
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:10,
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I thought I had christmas lunch and the afternoon in the pub, but its next week :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:10,
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oh man
bad times
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:11,
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Some thick cunt on Twitter did an RIP wif da Angles
Actually spelling like that. I replied with "How obtuse"
Silly bint.
Freeeeeeeeeeeeee Nelson Mandelaaaaaa
Not much this weekend. Need to wait in for a parcel tomorrow which will probably come at the very last minute.
Usual cooking, drinking, spliffing.
It's a hard knock life
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:11,
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*turns the bass out*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:12,
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I think they were being ironic.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:14,
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Dont you think?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:14,
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Like derrr.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:16,
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No. It was a serious post. Not on my friends or anything.
Was retweeted by someone I follow. Kisses, hearts, everything.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:17,
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Is there an emoticon for vomit?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:18,
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:#
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:19,
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the the emoticon for wafflely versatile
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:24,
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Grills 'em, bakes 'em, fries 'em, eats 'em
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:25,
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This has just given me a fabulous idea for breakfast tomorrow.
Bacon and egg in waffles.
Yes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:28,
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Waffles need cheese
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:41,
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like rain on your wedding day?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:17,
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Not married.
Living in sin.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:20,
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Alright Internet Nonce?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:25,
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Better than Nelson Mandela, that's for sure.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:31,
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Also
Thats a cute response
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:14,
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^tggi
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:17,
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Going to be an unusually smoke-free weekend for me :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:15,
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How so? Family stuff?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:18,
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tuberculosis hopefully
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:18,
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Out of stock 'til next week
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:19,
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No good. You need to get a back up seller.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:19,
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I don't deal with these people directly, I have a friend who knows how to speak working class to act as intermediary.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:22,
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Yeah my fella gets mine. His dealer was proper strung out on coke the other week and asking what every car parked outside mine was.
Is this Breaking Bad?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:29,
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don't fret jay tomorrow is only a day away
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:16,
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*drinks gin*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:17,
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I have gone from no gin to 2l of gin this week
\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:19,
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I've got some vodka in for tonight.
With Asda's version of Russchian and some bitter cranberry
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:20,
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What do you mix that with or do you drink it neat?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:22,
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No, he spills it everywhere
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:23,
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* belms*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:24,
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I have a drinking problem
*throws drink over head*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:30,
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I answered that with the second line.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:29,
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I thought you were talking about a flavoured vodka.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:33,
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Ah, no. Stoli, darling.
Russchian is like a tonic but much nicer. Asda's is called Moscow summat.
Bitter cranberry Ive yet to try
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:36,
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I've bought some of that in Asda
Sounds nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:40,
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Bombay Sapphire FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:22,
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18 quid for a litre in sainsbo's the other day!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:28,
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Yeah Bombay is best of all the gins.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:30,
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While this may be true
it's still a horrible, bitter drink. It's like the battered of the alcohol world.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:39,
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Nah, there are loads of better gins out there, Blackwood's, Sipsmith, etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:40,
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I do need to branch out. Im not a fan of Hendricks or Tanqueray
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:42,
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There's a really good gin parlour in Birmingham where they have hundreds and the staff are very knowledgeable about most of them.
Plus I really fancy the girl who runs it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:43,
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Downside is going to Brimingham
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:50,
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Yes, it was a grotty place in the 1970s and 80s
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:52,
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Try Cork gin from Ireland. Apparently it's very good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:44,
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Over that way in Jan. I will try at the source :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:50,
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you dumb dog
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:19,
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Alt: meeting up with a mate tomorrow for lunch at mine. Meeting up with a fat mess on Sunday. Also doing some work.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:20,
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What are you cooking for lunch tomorrow?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:25,
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Not sure yet. Maybe lasagne, but I haven't got any chicken livers for the sauce.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:26,
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That would make a very rich sauce.
You could easily miss them out.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:30,
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Not like you to turn away chicken.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:31,
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I'd prefer Garrulus glandarius liver myself
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:34,
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I have a large silverside joint
but I want to do something different with it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:26,
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raymond blanc has a good recipe where you season and smother the beef is mustard
Then shove it up your cockend and shit out a big mac
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:29,
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I'm in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:34,
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Ram it up your arse.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:29,
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He said different.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:32,
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His wife's arse?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:37,
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Slow cook it with pearl onions and barley?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:34,
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Alt: working tomorrow
then might get round to putting up the tree on Sunday. Frankly, I'm finding it hard to give a flying testicle this year.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:28,
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Mine needs more tinsel.
I felt comfortable with my work until people started uploading their pics to Facefuck.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:31,
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One of my American friends has a really lovely huge house
and has posted photos of all three of her beautifully decorated trees.
I feel such a failure.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:33,
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Americans always have to do it bigger don't they.
Probably to cover up their genocidal shortcomings.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:51,
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Not going to put a tree up until the 20th. It will then be taken down on Boxing Day.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:35,
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Ours is usually up before my birthday
and stays up till mr b3th's birthday on the 6th.
It eventually makes its way up to the loft some time in the spring.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:37,
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Real tree FTW
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:37,
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Fuck that.
Far too much mess.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:40,
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Putting a real tree up today on our porch
Outside so I couldnt give a fuck if the needles fall off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:41,
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We have a nice holly tree just outside our front door.
I might relent and bring some of that in.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:45,
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You're full of the fucking joys today.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:37,
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Hi Hun x
Sorry I had to bail out last night.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:38,
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bail pull
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:47,
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AGAIN!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:51,
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Work got in the way innit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:52,
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You are like the Nelson Mandela of your people.
I'm sure they get paid very well for making all the toys
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:38,
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Elf and Safety
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:42,
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I rarely get ours up before Christmas Eve
This is more through laziness/apathy, but I think it is probably correct.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:39,
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I just like my house to look a little brighter and festive during the darker months.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:43,
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I wouldn't bother with a tree if it wasn't for my daughter.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:45,
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Is she the only one who can reach the top to put the star on?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:46,
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Shut up saggy.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:47,
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: D
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:52,
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I think most continental Europeans decorate their trees on xmas eve
but we seem to follow the American tradition of 'as early as fucking possible'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:46,
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Since the tannenbaum originated with them, they should know better than the yanks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:54,
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i just dun a nu thred lol
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:47,
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