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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There is a fat woman at the soft play centre who hasn't got a bra on. Fat spaniels ears bashing her knee caps.
Reminds me of B3th.

*boke*.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:54, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Your wank bank is a confusingly frightening place

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Not the sort of place one would wish to holiday in.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Better than your dungeon.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:01, Reply)

her knee caps my head
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:58, Reply)
You're always grooming at that soft play centre.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I take my daughter every Friday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:00, Reply)
I would call Esther Rantzen on you, but she did fuck all about Jimmy Saville

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:04, Reply)
0800 11 11

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Anyone who doesn't *sing* that number
is officially young.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:05, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:05, Reply)
See also
01 811 8055
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:06, Reply)
*edmonds*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Why are Five Star so shit?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)
And 0898 505050

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Isn't that some kind of"adult" phone number?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:09, Reply)
"Would you like to meet gay men in YOUR area?"

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I already have a GJ

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I aint in your area. I moooooved

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:13, Reply)
OK, "from" my area

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:15, Reply)
"party" line.
Had it's own "ravey" music on the advert.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Waily-voiced woman: ohhhheightniiineeight
Bloke, bellowing: FIFTY! FIFTY! FIFTY!

coupled with oversaturated video of generic early-90s nightclub
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 12:19, Reply)
If you're sitting 'round at home
Make new friends on the telephone
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Hahahahahaha.
EXACTLY!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Yeah, the debt collection agent
when you can't pay the £2.50/min phone bill.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:11, Reply)
If I remember correctly, 'premium rate' phone lines in those days were 45p/minute peak times, 38p/minute off-peak

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)
So you've been told, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:31, Reply)
You had to request itemised bills in those days

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:35, Reply)
*officially young*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Really?
You dont remember the advert with the red phonebox?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:09, Reply)
OH eight hundredddddd
Dooooooouuuuuuuble one - DOUBLE ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:09, Reply)
THIS! ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Vaguely, but I don't remember a song.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I was too busy being nonced

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)
While Gonz takes your ex missus

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:04, Reply)
He's welcome to her. I doubt it would happen though, Gonz would have to leave his shit splattered abode & strap a bag on and that never happens.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Fuck you, titch.
Mine only come down to my waist.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I took the dog for a walk the other week and was rather shocked to see
a lady massaging something into her tits whilst standing at her not quite as frosted as it should be bathroom window

That made for a confusing wank
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)
East west breast

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:00, Reply)
+ South + south

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:01, Reply)
hoho

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Like Mariah Carey. She has armpit tits

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:06, Reply)
You and I must make a pact
We must bring tit pertness back
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)
What's in it for me?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Even you must appreciate a good tit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Even I appreciate a good pair of boobs.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:16, Reply)
I'm more a cock man, myself.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I like breasts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)
^^tggi
All in favour say FWWOOOOAAAARRR
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Alright, broadsword.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Dec 2013, 11:24, Reply)

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