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Don't put yourself down, you ARE a lawyer.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:02, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
My tutor at school once described me as a barrack room lawyer

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:06, Reply)
And a bit of a knob.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Which bit?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:11, Reply)
The helmet.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:11, Reply)
+tips

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Did I say lawyer? I meant gay prick. I always get them mixed up!

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:14, Reply)
aren't you dead yet?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:16, Reply)
He should be. You've probably given him enough communicable diseases.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)
the only things he'd catch off me would be brains and a faint whiff of jo malone

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Why would I be dead?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)
i'm working on it

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Aha! you expect me to die of boredom. That makes sense.
You are doing a good job.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:21, Reply)
i preferred you depressed and miserable :(

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I am heading back there soon because of all the waiting around I have to do.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:26, Reply)
if you want to catch a shooting star...

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Are we to read into this subtly coded conversation that you haven't shagged him yet?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:30, Reply)
All rory's jibes about not putting out on the first date must be having some effect.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)
is he still stepped?
poor old lepery-chaun
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Why is he stepped?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)
none of us know
it's a mystery
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Actually it's a reference to the fact the she is FUCKING LATE FOR EVERYTHING

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:32, Reply)
it was very subtle

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)
So's your face

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)

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