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	What's the worst aspect of Christmas?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:06,
	
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	Miserable pricks complaining about it.
 	I don't get their problem
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:08,
	
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	I get a couple of weeks off and it's acceptable to drink during the day
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:09,
	
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	That's the good side.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:10,
	
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	Got a tree today. Micro & me spent the afternoon decorating it. 
 	First time I've been interested in Christmas so far this year.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:13,
	
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	Youve Crimbo day with your daughter haven't you?
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
	
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	Yep and the 24th.
 	It will be the opposite next year - her mother & I have agreed to alternate each year. Fine with me.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23,
	
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	Separated parents in being responsible sensible adults shocker!
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25,
	
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	Got 12 months to argue about next year...
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26,
	
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	Coincidentally Kroney has got 12 Moths to argue about
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:29,
	
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	Pretending you like relatives. 
 	And speaking to the cunts.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:08,
	
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	^^^this x 1000
 	Having to put up with people you would tell to fuck off the other 364 days of the year.
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	Luckily I'm volunteering Crimbo day. So free dinner, no relatives and interesting convos.
 	
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	Who for?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:16,
	
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	HOmeless shelter.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:20,
	
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	Which charity?
 	Crisis?
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21,
	
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	Montys?????
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21,
	
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	Haha.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
	
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	No Lifeshare.
 	Run a breakfast club and are open all over Crimbo. Done it fof a few years now.
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	I did nine years with Crisis. Great fun & rewarding. Only stopped due to parenthood. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26,
	
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	Nice one.
 	I have revised my opinion of ypu a tad :)
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35,
	
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	Please don't. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36,
	
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	I have revised that revision.  You're back on the cunt list.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:42,
	
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	Excellent.
 	I wouldn't want it any differently.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:45,
	
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	The cunt list is a tight one.
 	Pretty difficult to get on.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:51,
	
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	Yer, he don't like sharing 
 	I bet anyone that gets on that list has their wing mirrors kicked off by the morning
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:05,
	
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	Good for you.
 	(That sounds sarcastic but isn't)
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23,
	
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	Why thank you frogcock.
 	ANd a non sarky tip of the hat to you too.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25,
	
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	What? THE hat? I'm honoured.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:31,
	
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	Not THE hat obviously. 
 	A hat.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37,
	
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	:'(''''
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:39,
	
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	Roger Moore Bonds on the telly
 	
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	Landscape. 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:10,
	
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	Nah. 2.25:1
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:13,
	
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	Worst bit of the New Testament
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:17,
	
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	The lack of snow
 	You just don't get the opportunity to go out and have a huge snowball rampage
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:15,
	
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 	mag
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:16,
	
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	Best of all rages
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:18,
	
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	The hangovers.
 	
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	the frozen lonely suicides
 	
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	Old people spending xmas alone and cold :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21,
	
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	Not really that's the best bit.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
	
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	I agree
 	
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	You could go out and do a good deed and set their houses on fire on Christmas Eve
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23,
	
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	I'd invite them round mine but it's freezing here too.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23,
	
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	I've got their first album.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37,
	
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	Is someone making you watch all three movies????
 	You poor bastard
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21,
	
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	Ha ha you daft sod
 	Alright?
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
	
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	Yeah the glass is always half full Donchaknow
 	I still have me health my looks and my.....errrrrmmmmm.....I'm sure I have something else.......Let me think about what else I have
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:24,
	
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	A Ford Focus & an £18k a year salary?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25,
	
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	But OTE is 24k \o/
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:27,
	
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	Things aint great old bean, but they aint quite that bad yet
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:28,
	
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	Fuck it, a whole new year is starting soon.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26,
	
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	What, another bloody one?
 	Fuck's sake.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:27,
	
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	Sorry I thought that's what you say to people for whom life has spiralled into an uncontrollable cycle of failure and hopelessness.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:29,
	
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	Look I aint Montys glove puppet....JUST THAT THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, alright
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:30,
	
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	YES I THAT THAT THROUGH MY THICK SKULL
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:32,
	
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	WELL I'M GLAD THATS SORTED
 	Can't be arsed to ninja edit it
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:33,
	
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	No please do, for all our sakes.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:34,
	
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	I like warm Sake
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35,
	
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	Normally I enjoy it, but this year I'm just not feeling it at all.
 	I've already decided that I'm not writing cards this year; instead I'm going to make a donation to a food bank.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
	
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	Good idea.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:24,
	
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	I think so.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:28,
	
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	I hate that nickname, I've lost a bit of weight. But thanks.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25,
	
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	Food banks are  growth industry sadly. 
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:39,
	
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	The organisation I work for is involved with them
 	along with the reforms to the old Social Fund, hence the link. I compile monthly stat reports, among other things; it's fucking depressing at times.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:40,
	
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	sometimes it gives me mirth to imagine that The Dead Flag Blues plays in Battered's head every day when he wakes up
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
	
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	It may help if I had ever heard what you're wittering on about. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25,
	
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	This car is on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
 	youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26,
	
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	So how are you spending Christmas?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:30,
	
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	He's Scottish they don't spend.
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:32,
	
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	Really nothing for this........
 	This place really has slipped
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:42,
	
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	with family and friends.
 	You're spending some of yours with your estranged daughter and a collection of vagrants, drug addicts and tramps, right?
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	What's this? Xmas baysh?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:33,
	
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	nah, just Battsy spending Xmas with the only people whose lives are more bereft of hope than his.
 	
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	You're loaning him Grace the Hampster?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35,
	
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	He's going round your house?
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36,
	
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	We're forever left alone in the dark Froggy no one ever invites us :(
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:34,
	
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	It's just you these days matey :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35,
	
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	Wait you got an invite?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36,
	
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	I'm turning them down left right and centre 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:38,
	
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	no, a shift behind the bar in a Wetherspoons 
 	
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 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37,
	
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	Nah. Stopped doing Crisis years ago.
 	Have you got any family left or did your father kick the shit out of all of them?
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35,
	
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	ZING
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36,
	
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	^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37,
	
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	nah, he's been dead for nearly four years.
 	He's doing a great impression of your marriage.
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	15 ALL
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:38,
	
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	He fights with you from beyond the grave?
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:38,
	
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	If my wife had given birth to you I'd have beaten her senseless everyday. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:40,
	
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	30-15
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:40,
	
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	Well there's certainly no love
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:41,
	
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	Tina Turner turned 72 the other day TRUFAX
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:43,
	
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	That's even more tricks than YM
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:44,
	
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	Hey my mum's simply the best better than all the rest
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:45,
	
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	We've all had a private dance. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:46,
	
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	Yeah well she don't need another hero
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:49,
	
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	Yep, and she has a nutty bush with shitty limits
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:47,
	
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	Kate was a bit out there wasn't she?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:49,
	
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	If your wife had given birth to me then that would be the second child of hers that isn't yours.
 	
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	If my wife had thought she was pregnant with you she would have had a termination.
 	As your mother should have.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:42,
	
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	Ah, so the second termination she'd have had after her dad gave her the old 'vodka and coat hanger' when she found out she was expecting a boy
 	One spasticated foamy-mouthed runt in the family's enough to have to cope with.
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	One pasticated foamy-mouthed runt in the family is why your father smacked your mother to shit.
 	Probably engineering her fatal tumours as well. I know I would have in the circumstances.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:47,
	
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	*spasticated
 	You seem a bit upset.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:48,
	
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	Nah. Had a good day. See above for details.
 	Time for my supper. Have a splendid evening.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:49,
	
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	Something something T-800
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:45,
	
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	Glenn Miller's little known b side
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:46,
	
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	Best of all airport departure lounge music
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:48,
	
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	I'm off to eat supper.
 	Good evening.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:48,
	
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	and a good evening from him
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:50,
	
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	I actually got some more presents ordered for family today. I'm well productive and organised.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:53,
	
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	I did my shopping on Saturday
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:54,
	
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	What did you get me?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:55,
	
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	Nothing
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:59,
	
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	My favourite!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:03,
	
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	I never promised you a rose garden
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:04,
	
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	^Thorn prick ^
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:06,
	
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	^ prick ^
 	
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	Well no, but the other side of your split personality did.
 	 Here Frog displays a minimum knowledge of schizophrenia, and also his vague understanding of the book
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:09,
	
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	Schizophrenia is not split personality.
 	Are you Geordie Jay or something?
You deaf bummer.
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	THATS WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO COCKSKULL 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:13,
	
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	you were referring to doing sex with men
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:14,
	
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	That wasn't a reference, that was a lesson.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:15,
	
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	You certainly learned it xx
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:16,
	
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	A very short lesson
 	 tee hee
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:17,
	
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	hey, I couldn't help cumming so quickly, he's just so hot
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:18,
	
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	I have teh skillz bruv
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:19,
	
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 	s hahahaha, because he's called frog geddit
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:55,
	
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	Oh you!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:02,
	
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	^ THIS ^
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:14,
	
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	^GUY^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:15,
	
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	^ IS ^
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:16,
	
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	Steppin?
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:18,
	
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	ain't no half steppin'
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:19,
	
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 	epp ibb. +s
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:21,
	
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	Your stepping is over?
 	Congratulations.  How nice to have you back.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:24,
	
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	alright new poster
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:36,
	
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	Bye! X
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:22,
	
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	Bye dear.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:24,
	
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	When your mum is drenched in my eggnog and uncle Dave is STILL looking for his watch in the old bird's cavity
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:45,
	
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	alright nakey-noos
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:48,
	
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	Alright monce
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:52,
	
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	have you ever tried rapping Down In It by Nine Inch Nails to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:53,
	
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	have you ever tried sticking your cock up your own arse?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:56,
	
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	NiN appear to be massively overrated and also quite industrially bent
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:57,
	
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	Yer they were shit
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:01,
	
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	Trent Reznor has a fit wife though innit
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:18,
	
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	Woah....
 	A famous grouse advert was just "personalised" with the bottle saying famous pookie bear...
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:53,
	
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	Ido my best.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:56,
	
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	No WHISKEY CHAT please
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:57,
	
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	alright "the Midlands Bob Marley" you got any green yet?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:58,
	
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	I'm waiting for my man :(
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:00,
	
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	Who does your wife think turns up after 11 at night that you give money to for no obvious product?
 	Maybe deep down, she's always known you are bent
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:04,
	
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	Dunno thick as shit ent she
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:06,
	
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	yes
 	
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