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What's the worst aspect of Christmas?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:06, 155 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Miserable pricks complaining about it.
I don't get their problem
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:08, Reply)
I get a couple of weeks off and it's acceptable to drink during the day

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:09, Reply)
That's the good side.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Got a tree today. Micro & me spent the afternoon decorating it.
First time I've been interested in Christmas so far this year.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Youve Crimbo day with your daughter haven't you?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Yep and the 24th.
It will be the opposite next year - her mother & I have agreed to alternate each year. Fine with me.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Separated parents in being responsible sensible adults shocker!

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25, Reply)
Got 12 months to argue about next year...

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26, Reply)
Coincidentally Kroney has got 12 Moths to argue about

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:29, Reply)
Pretending you like relatives.
And speaking to the cunts.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:08, Reply)
^^^this x 1000
Having to put up with people you would tell to fuck off the other 364 days of the year.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Luckily I'm volunteering Crimbo day. So free dinner, no relatives and interesting convos.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:12, Reply)
Who for?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:16, Reply)
HOmeless shelter.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:20, Reply)
Which charity?
Crisis?
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Montys?????

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Haha.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22, Reply)
No Lifeshare.
Run a breakfast club and are open all over Crimbo. Done it fof a few years now.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:24, Reply)
I did nine years with Crisis. Great fun & rewarding. Only stopped due to parenthood.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26, Reply)
Nice one.
I have revised my opinion of ypu a tad :)
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)
Please don't.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36, Reply)
I have revised that revision. You're back on the cunt list.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:42, Reply)
Excellent.
I wouldn't want it any differently.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:45, Reply)
The cunt list is a tight one.
Pretty difficult to get on.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:51, Reply)
Yer, he don't like sharing
I bet anyone that gets on that list has their wing mirrors kicked off by the morning
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:05, Reply)
Good for you.
(That sounds sarcastic but isn't)
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Why thank you frogcock.
ANd a non sarky tip of the hat to you too.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25, Reply)
What? THE hat? I'm honoured.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:31, Reply)
Not THE hat obviously.
A hat.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37, Reply)
:'(''''

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:39, Reply)
Roger Moore Bonds on the telly

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Landscape.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Nah. 2.25:1

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Worst bit of the New Testament

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:17, Reply)
The lack of snow
You just don't get the opportunity to go out and have a huge snowball rampage
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:15, Reply)

m

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(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Best of all rages

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:18, Reply)
The hangovers.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:19, Reply)
the frozen lonely suicides

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:20, Reply)
Old people spending xmas alone and cold :(

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Not really that's the best bit.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22, Reply)
I agree

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23, Reply)
You could go out and do a good deed and set their houses on fire on Christmas Eve

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23, Reply)
I'd invite them round mine but it's freezing here too.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23, Reply)
I've got their first album.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37, Reply)
Is someone making you watch all three movies????
You poor bastard
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Ha ha you daft sod
Alright?
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Yeah the glass is always half full Donchaknow
I still have me health my looks and my.....errrrrmmmmm.....I'm sure I have something else.......Let me think about what else I have
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:24, Reply)
A Ford Focus & an £18k a year salary?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25, Reply)
But OTE is 24k \o/

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:27, Reply)
Things aint great old bean, but they aint quite that bad yet

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Fuck it, a whole new year is starting soon.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26, Reply)
What, another bloody one?
Fuck's sake.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:27, Reply)
Sorry I thought that's what you say to people for whom life has spiralled into an uncontrollable cycle of failure and hopelessness.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:29, Reply)
Look I aint Montys glove puppet....JUST THAT THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, alright

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:30, Reply)
YES I THAT THAT THROUGH MY THICK SKULL

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:32, Reply)
WELL I'M GLAD THATS SORTED
Can't be arsed to ninja edit it
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)
No please do, for all our sakes.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)
I like warm Sake

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)
Normally I enjoy it, but this year I'm just not feeling it at all.
I've already decided that I'm not writing cards this year; instead I'm going to make a donation to a food bank.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Good idea.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:24, Reply)
I think so.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:28, Reply)
I hate that nickname, I've lost a bit of weight. But thanks.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25, Reply)
Food banks are growth industry sadly.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:39, Reply)
The organisation I work for is involved with them
along with the reforms to the old Social Fund, hence the link. I compile monthly stat reports, among other things; it's fucking depressing at times.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)
sometimes it gives me mirth to imagine that The Dead Flag Blues plays in Battered's head every day when he wakes up

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22, Reply)
It may help if I had ever heard what you're wittering on about.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25, Reply)
This car is on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26, Reply)
So how are you spending Christmas?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:30, Reply)
He's Scottish they don't spend.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:32, Reply)
Really nothing for this........
This place really has slipped
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:42, Reply)
with family and friends.
You're spending some of yours with your estranged daughter and a collection of vagrants, drug addicts and tramps, right?
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:32, Reply)
What's this? Xmas baysh?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)
nah, just Battsy spending Xmas with the only people whose lives are more bereft of hope than his.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)
You're loaning him Grace the Hampster?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)
He's going round your house?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36, Reply)
We're forever left alone in the dark Froggy no one ever invites us :(

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)
It's just you these days matey :(

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)
Wait you got an invite?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36, Reply)
I'm turning them down left right and centre

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:38, Reply)
no, a shift behind the bar in a Wetherspoons

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37, Reply)
Nah. Stopped doing Crisis years ago.
Have you got any family left or did your father kick the shit out of all of them?
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)
ZING

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36, Reply)
^

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37, Reply)
nah, he's been dead for nearly four years.
He's doing a great impression of your marriage.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37, Reply)
15 ALL

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:38, Reply)
He fights with you from beyond the grave?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:38, Reply)
If my wife had given birth to you I'd have beaten her senseless everyday.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)
30-15

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)
Well there's certainly no love

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:41, Reply)
Tina Turner turned 72 the other day TRUFAX

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:43, Reply)
That's even more tricks than YM

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:44, Reply)
Hey my mum's simply the best better than all the rest

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:45, Reply)
We've all had a private dance.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Yeah well she don't need another hero

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Yep, and she has a nutty bush with shitty limits

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:47, Reply)
Kate was a bit out there wasn't she?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:49, Reply)
If your wife had given birth to me then that would be the second child of hers that isn't yours.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:41, Reply)
If my wife had thought she was pregnant with you she would have had a termination.
As your mother should have.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:42, Reply)
Ah, so the second termination she'd have had after her dad gave her the old 'vodka and coat hanger' when she found out she was expecting a boy
One spasticated foamy-mouthed runt in the family's enough to have to cope with.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:44, Reply)
One pasticated foamy-mouthed runt in the family is why your father smacked your mother to shit.
Probably engineering her fatal tumours as well. I know I would have in the circumstances.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:47, Reply)
*spasticated
You seem a bit upset.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Nah. Had a good day. See above for details.
Time for my supper. Have a splendid evening.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Something something T-800

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Glenn Miller's little known b side

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Best of all airport departure lounge music

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:48, Reply)
I'm off to eat supper.
Good evening.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:48, Reply)
and a good evening from him

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:50, Reply)
I actually got some more presents ordered for family today. I'm well productive and organised.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:53, Reply)
I did my shopping on Saturday

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:54, Reply)
What did you get me?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Nothing

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:59, Reply)
My favourite!

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:03, Reply)
I never promised you a rose garden

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:04, Reply)
^Thorn prick ^

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:06, Reply)
^ prick ^

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Well no, but the other side of your split personality did.
Here Frog displays a minimum knowledge of schizophrenia, and also his vague understanding of the book
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Schizophrenia is not split personality.
Are you Geordie Jay or something?

You deaf bummer.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:11, Reply)
THATS WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO COCKSKULL

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:13, Reply)
you were referring to doing sex with men

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:14, Reply)
That wasn't a reference, that was a lesson.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:15, Reply)
You certainly learned it xx

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:16, Reply)
A very short lesson
tee hee
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:17, Reply)
hey, I couldn't help cumming so quickly, he's just so hot

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:18, Reply)
I have teh skillz bruv

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:19, Reply)

s hahahaha, because he's called frog geddit
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Oh you!

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:02, Reply)


(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:13, Reply)
^ THIS ^

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:14, Reply)
^GUY^

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:15, Reply)
^ IS ^

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:16, Reply)
Steppin?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:18, Reply)
ain't no half steppin'

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:19, Reply)

epp ibb. +s
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:21, Reply)
Your stepping is over?
Congratulations. How nice to have you back.
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:24, Reply)
alright new poster

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:36, Reply)
Bye! X

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:22, Reply)
Bye dear.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:24, Reply)
When your mum is drenched in my eggnog and uncle Dave is STILL looking for his watch in the old bird's cavity

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:45, Reply)
alright nakey-noos

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:48, Reply)
Alright monce

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:52, Reply)
have you ever tried rapping Down In It by Nine Inch Nails to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:53, Reply)
have you ever tried sticking your cock up your own arse?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:56, Reply)
NiN appear to be massively overrated and also quite industrially bent

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:57, Reply)
Yer they were shit

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:01, Reply)
Trent Reznor has a fit wife though innit

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:18, Reply)
Woah....
A famous grouse advert was just "personalised" with the bottle saying famous pookie bear...
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:53, Reply)
Ido my best.

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:56, Reply)
No WHISKEY CHAT please

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:57, Reply)
alright "the Midlands Bob Marley" you got any green yet?

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:58, Reply)
I'm waiting for my man :(

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:00, Reply)
Who does your wife think turns up after 11 at night that you give money to for no obvious product?

Maybe deep down, she's always known you are bent
(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:04, Reply)
Dunno thick as shit ent she

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:06, Reply)
yes

(, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:18, Reply)

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