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What's the worst aspect of Christmas?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:06,
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Miserable pricks complaining about it.
I don't get their problem
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:08,
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I get a couple of weeks off and it's acceptable to drink during the day
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:09,
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That's the good side.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:10,
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Got a tree today. Micro & me spent the afternoon decorating it.
First time I've been interested in Christmas so far this year.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:13,
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Youve Crimbo day with your daughter haven't you?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
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Yep and the 24th.
It will be the opposite next year - her mother & I have agreed to alternate each year. Fine with me.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23,
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Separated parents in being responsible sensible adults shocker!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25,
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Got 12 months to argue about next year...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26,
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Coincidentally Kroney has got 12 Moths to argue about
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:29,
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Pretending you like relatives.
And speaking to the cunts.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:08,
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^^^this x 1000
Having to put up with people you would tell to fuck off the other 364 days of the year.
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:10,
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Luckily I'm volunteering Crimbo day. So free dinner, no relatives and interesting convos.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:12,
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Who for?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:16,
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HOmeless shelter.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:20,
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Which charity?
Crisis?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21,
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Montys?????
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21,
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Haha.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
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No Lifeshare.
Run a breakfast club and are open all over Crimbo. Done it fof a few years now.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:24,
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I did nine years with Crisis. Great fun & rewarding. Only stopped due to parenthood.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26,
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Nice one.
I have revised my opinion of ypu a tad :)
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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Please don't.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36,
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I have revised that revision. You're back on the cunt list.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:42,
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Excellent.
I wouldn't want it any differently.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:45,
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The cunt list is a tight one.
Pretty difficult to get on.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:51,
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Yer, he don't like sharing
I bet anyone that gets on that list has their wing mirrors kicked off by the morning
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:05,
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Good for you.
(That sounds sarcastic but isn't)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23,
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Why thank you frogcock.
ANd a non sarky tip of the hat to you too.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25,
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What? THE hat? I'm honoured.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:31,
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Not THE hat obviously.
A hat.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37,
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:'(''''
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:39,
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Roger Moore Bonds on the telly
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:10,
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Landscape.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:10,
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Nah. 2.25:1
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:13,
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Worst bit of the New Testament
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:17,
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The lack of snow
You just don't get the opportunity to go out and have a huge snowball rampage
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:15,
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mag
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:16,
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Best of all rages
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:18,
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The hangovers.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:19,
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the frozen lonely suicides
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:20,
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Old people spending xmas alone and cold :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21,
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Not really that's the best bit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
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I agree
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23,
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You could go out and do a good deed and set their houses on fire on Christmas Eve
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23,
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I'd invite them round mine but it's freezing here too.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23,
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I've got their first album.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37,
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Is someone making you watch all three movies????
You poor bastard
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21,
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Ha ha you daft sod
Alright?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
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Yeah the glass is always half full Donchaknow
I still have me health my looks and my.....errrrrmmmmm.....I'm sure I have something else.......Let me think about what else I have
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:24,
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A Ford Focus & an £18k a year salary?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25,
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But OTE is 24k \o/
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:27,
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Things aint great old bean, but they aint quite that bad yet
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:28,
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Fuck it, a whole new year is starting soon.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26,
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What, another bloody one?
Fuck's sake.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:27,
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Sorry I thought that's what you say to people for whom life has spiralled into an uncontrollable cycle of failure and hopelessness.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:29,
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Look I aint Montys glove puppet....JUST THAT THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, alright
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:30,
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YES I THAT THAT THROUGH MY THICK SKULL
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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WELL I'M GLAD THATS SORTED
Can't be arsed to ninja edit it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:33,
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No please do, for all our sakes.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:34,
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I like warm Sake
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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Normally I enjoy it, but this year I'm just not feeling it at all.
I've already decided that I'm not writing cards this year; instead I'm going to make a donation to a food bank.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
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Good idea.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:24,
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I think so.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:28,
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I hate that nickname, I've lost a bit of weight. But thanks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25,
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Food banks are growth industry sadly.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:39,
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The organisation I work for is involved with them
along with the reforms to the old Social Fund, hence the link. I compile monthly stat reports, among other things; it's fucking depressing at times.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:40,
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sometimes it gives me mirth to imagine that The Dead Flag Blues plays in Battered's head every day when he wakes up
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
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It may help if I had ever heard what you're wittering on about.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25,
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This car is on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26,
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So how are you spending Christmas?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:30,
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He's Scottish they don't spend.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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Really nothing for this........
This place really has slipped
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:42,
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with family and friends.
You're spending some of yours with your estranged daughter and a collection of vagrants, drug addicts and tramps, right?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:32,
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What's this? Xmas baysh?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:33,
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nah, just Battsy spending Xmas with the only people whose lives are more bereft of hope than his.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:34,
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You're loaning him Grace the Hampster?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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He's going round your house?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36,
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We're forever left alone in the dark Froggy no one ever invites us :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:34,
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It's just you these days matey :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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Wait you got an invite?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36,
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I'm turning them down left right and centre
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:38,
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no, a shift behind the bar in a Wetherspoons
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37,
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Nah. Stopped doing Crisis years ago.
Have you got any family left or did your father kick the shit out of all of them?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35,
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ZING
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36,
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^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37,
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nah, he's been dead for nearly four years.
He's doing a great impression of your marriage.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37,
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15 ALL
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:38,
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He fights with you from beyond the grave?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:38,
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If my wife had given birth to you I'd have beaten her senseless everyday.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:40,
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30-15
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:40,
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Well there's certainly no love
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:41,
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Tina Turner turned 72 the other day TRUFAX
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:43,
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That's even more tricks than YM
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:44,
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Hey my mum's simply the best better than all the rest
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:45,
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We've all had a private dance.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:46,
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Yeah well she don't need another hero
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:49,
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Yep, and she has a nutty bush with shitty limits
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:47,
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Kate was a bit out there wasn't she?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:49,
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If your wife had given birth to me then that would be the second child of hers that isn't yours.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:41,
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If my wife had thought she was pregnant with you she would have had a termination.
As your mother should have.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:42,
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Ah, so the second termination she'd have had after her dad gave her the old 'vodka and coat hanger' when she found out she was expecting a boy
One spasticated foamy-mouthed runt in the family's enough to have to cope with.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:44,
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One pasticated foamy-mouthed runt in the family is why your father smacked your mother to shit.
Probably engineering her fatal tumours as well. I know I would have in the circumstances.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:47,
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*spasticated
You seem a bit upset.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:48,
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Nah. Had a good day. See above for details.
Time for my supper. Have a splendid evening.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:49,
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Something something T-800
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:45,
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Glenn Miller's little known b side
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:46,
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Best of all airport departure lounge music
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:48,
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I'm off to eat supper.
Good evening.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:48,
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and a good evening from him
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:50,
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I actually got some more presents ordered for family today. I'm well productive and organised.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:53,
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I did my shopping on Saturday
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:54,
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What did you get me?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:55,
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Nothing
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:59,
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My favourite!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:03,
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I never promised you a rose garden
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:04,
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^Thorn prick ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:06,
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^ prick ^
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:08,
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Well no, but the other side of your split personality did.
Here Frog displays a minimum knowledge of schizophrenia, and also his vague understanding of the book
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:09,
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Schizophrenia is not split personality.
Are you Geordie Jay or something?
You deaf bummer.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:11,
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THATS WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO COCKSKULL
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:13,
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you were referring to doing sex with men
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:14,
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That wasn't a reference, that was a lesson.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:15,
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You certainly learned it xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:16,
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A very short lesson
tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:17,
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hey, I couldn't help cumming so quickly, he's just so hot
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:18,
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I have teh skillz bruv
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:19,
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s hahahaha, because he's called frog geddit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:55,
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Oh you!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:02,
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Tim Stilton 🧀, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:13,
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^ THIS ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:14,
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^GUY^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:15,
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^ IS ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:16,
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Steppin?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:18,
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ain't no half steppin'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:19,
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epp ibb. +s
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:21,
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Your stepping is over?
Congratulations. How nice to have you back.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:24,
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alright new poster
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:36,
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Bye! X
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:22,
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Bye dear.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:24,
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When your mum is drenched in my eggnog and uncle Dave is STILL looking for his watch in the old bird's cavity
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:45,
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alright nakey-noos
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:48,
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Alright monce
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:52,
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have you ever tried rapping Down In It by Nine Inch Nails to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:53,
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have you ever tried sticking your cock up your own arse?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:56,
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NiN appear to be massively overrated and also quite industrially bent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:57,
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Yer they were shit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:01,
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Trent Reznor has a fit wife though innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:18,
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Woah....
A famous grouse advert was just "personalised" with the bottle saying famous pookie bear...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:53,
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Ido my best.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:56,
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No WHISKEY CHAT please
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:57,
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alright "the Midlands Bob Marley" you got any green yet?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:58,
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I'm waiting for my man :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:00,
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Who does your wife think turns up after 11 at night that you give money to for no obvious product?
Maybe deep down, she's always known you are bent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:04,
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Dunno thick as shit ent she
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:06,
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yes
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:18,
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