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	 What's the worst aspect of Christmas?
	What's the worst aspect of Christmas?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:06,
	
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	 Miserable pricks complaining about it.
	Miserable pricks complaining about it.
 	I don't get their problem
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:08,
	
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	 I get a couple of weeks off and it's acceptable to drink during the day
	I get a couple of weeks off and it's acceptable to drink during the day
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:09,
	
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	 That's the good side.
	That's the good side.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:10,
	
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	 Got a tree today. Micro & me spent the afternoon decorating it.
	Got a tree today. Micro & me spent the afternoon decorating it. 
 	First time I've been interested in Christmas so far this year.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:13,
	
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	 Youve Crimbo day with your daughter haven't you?
	Youve Crimbo day with your daughter haven't you?
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
	
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	 Yep and the 24th.
	Yep and the 24th.
 	It will be the opposite next year - her mother & I have agreed to alternate each year. Fine with me.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23,
	
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	 Separated parents in being responsible sensible adults shocker!
	Separated parents in being responsible sensible adults shocker!
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25,
	
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	 Got 12 months to argue about next year...
	Got 12 months to argue about next year...
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26,
	
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	 Coincidentally Kroney has got 12 Moths to argue about
	Coincidentally Kroney has got 12 Moths to argue about
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:29,
	
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	 Pretending you like relatives.
	Pretending you like relatives. 
 	And speaking to the cunts.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:08,
	
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	 ^^^this x 1000
	^^^this x 1000
 	Having to put up with people you would tell to fuck off the other 364 days of the year.
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:10,
	
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	 Luckily I'm volunteering Crimbo day. So free dinner, no relatives and interesting convos.
	Luckily I'm volunteering Crimbo day. So free dinner, no relatives and interesting convos.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:12,
	
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	 Who for?
	Who for?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:16,
	
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	 HOmeless shelter.
	HOmeless shelter.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:20,
	
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	 Which charity?
	Which charity?
 	Crisis?
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21,
	
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	 Montys?????
	Montys?????
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21,
	
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	 Haha.
	Haha.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
	
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	 No Lifeshare.
	No Lifeshare.
 	Run a breakfast club and are open all over Crimbo. Done it fof a few years now.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:24,
	
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	 I did nine years with Crisis. Great fun & rewarding. Only stopped due to parenthood.
	I did nine years with Crisis. Great fun & rewarding. Only stopped due to parenthood. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26,
	
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	 Nice one.
	Nice one.
 	I have revised my opinion of ypu a tad :)
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35,
	
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	 Please don't.
	Please don't. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36,
	
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	 I have revised that revision.  You're back on the cunt list.
	I have revised that revision.  You're back on the cunt list.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:42,
	
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	 Excellent.
	Excellent.
 	I wouldn't want it any differently.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:45,
	
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	 The cunt list is a tight one.
	The cunt list is a tight one.
 	Pretty difficult to get on.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:51,
	
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	 Yer, he don't like sharing
	Yer, he don't like sharing 
 	I bet anyone that gets on that list has their wing mirrors kicked off by the morning
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:05,
	
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	 Good for you.
	Good for you.
 	(That sounds sarcastic but isn't)
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23,
	
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	 Why thank you frogcock.
	Why thank you frogcock.
 	ANd a non sarky tip of the hat to you too.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25,
	
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	 What? THE hat? I'm honoured.
	What? THE hat? I'm honoured.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:31,
	
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	 Not THE hat obviously.
	Not THE hat obviously. 
 	A hat.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37,
	
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	 :'(''''
	:'(''''
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:39,
	
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	 Roger Moore Bonds on the telly
	Roger Moore Bonds on the telly
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:10,
	
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	 Landscape.
	Landscape. 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:10,
	
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	 Nah. 2.25:1
	Nah. 2.25:1
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:13,
	
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	 Worst bit of the New Testament
	Worst bit of the New Testament
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:17,
	
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	 The lack of snow
	The lack of snow
 	You just don't get the opportunity to go out and have a huge snowball rampage
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:15,
	
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 	mag
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:16,
	
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	 Best of all rages
	Best of all rages
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:18,
	
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	 The hangovers.
	The hangovers.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:19,
	
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	 the frozen lonely suicides
	the frozen lonely suicides
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:20,
	
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	 Old people spending xmas alone and cold :(
	Old people spending xmas alone and cold :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21,
	
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	 Not really that's the best bit.
	Not really that's the best bit.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
	
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	 I agree
	I agree
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23,
	
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	 You could go out and do a good deed and set their houses on fire on Christmas Eve
	You could go out and do a good deed and set their houses on fire on Christmas Eve
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23,
	
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	 I'd invite them round mine but it's freezing here too.
	I'd invite them round mine but it's freezing here too.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:23,
	
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	 I've got their first album.
	I've got their first album.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37,
	
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	 Is someone making you watch all three movies????
	Is someone making you watch all three movies????
 	You poor bastard
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:21,
	
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	 Ha ha you daft sod
	Ha ha you daft sod
 	Alright?
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
	
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	 Yeah the glass is always half full Donchaknow
	Yeah the glass is always half full Donchaknow
 	I still have me health my looks and my.....errrrrmmmmm.....I'm sure I have something else.......Let me think about what else I have
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:24,
	
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	 A Ford Focus & an £18k a year salary?
	A Ford Focus & an £18k a year salary?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25,
	
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	 But OTE is 24k \o/
	But OTE is 24k \o/
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:27,
	
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	 Things aint great old bean, but they aint quite that bad yet
	Things aint great old bean, but they aint quite that bad yet
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:28,
	
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	 Fuck it, a whole new year is starting soon.
	Fuck it, a whole new year is starting soon.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26,
	
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	 What, another bloody one?
	What, another bloody one?
 	Fuck's sake.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:27,
	
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	 Sorry I thought that's what you say to people for whom life has spiralled into an uncontrollable cycle of failure and hopelessness.
	Sorry I thought that's what you say to people for whom life has spiralled into an uncontrollable cycle of failure and hopelessness.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:29,
	
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	 Look I aint Montys glove puppet....JUST THAT THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, alright
	Look I aint Montys glove puppet....JUST THAT THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, alright
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:30,
	
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	 YES I THAT THAT THROUGH MY THICK SKULL
	YES I THAT THAT THROUGH MY THICK SKULL
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:32,
	
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	 WELL I'M GLAD THATS SORTED
 	Can't be arsed to ninja edit it
	WELL I'M GLAD THATS SORTED
 	Can't be arsed to ninja edit it
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:33,
	
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	 No please do, for all our sakes.
	No please do, for all our sakes.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:34,
	
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	 I like warm Sake
	I like warm Sake
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35,
	
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	 Normally I enjoy it, but this year I'm just not feeling it at all.
	Normally I enjoy it, but this year I'm just not feeling it at all.
 	I've already decided that I'm not writing cards this year; instead I'm going to make a donation to a food bank.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
	
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	 Good idea.
	Good idea.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:24,
	
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	 I think so.
	I think so.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:28,
	
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	 I hate that nickname, I've lost a bit of weight. But thanks.
	I hate that nickname, I've lost a bit of weight. But thanks.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25,
	
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	 Food banks are  growth industry sadly.
	Food banks are  growth industry sadly. 
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:39,
	
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	 The organisation I work for is involved with them
	The organisation I work for is involved with them
 	along with the reforms to the old Social Fund, hence the link. I compile monthly stat reports, among other things; it's fucking depressing at times.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:40,
	
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	 sometimes it gives me mirth to imagine that The Dead Flag Blues plays in Battered's head every day when he wakes up
	sometimes it gives me mirth to imagine that The Dead Flag Blues plays in Battered's head every day when he wakes up
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22,
	
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	 It may help if I had ever heard what you're wittering on about.
	It may help if I had ever heard what you're wittering on about. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25,
	
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	 This car is on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
 	youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM
	This car is on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
 	youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26,
	
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	 So how are you spending Christmas?
	So how are you spending Christmas?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:30,
	
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	 He's Scottish they don't spend.
	He's Scottish they don't spend.
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:32,
	
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	 Really nothing for this........
	Really nothing for this........
 	This place really has slipped
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:42,
	
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	 with family and friends.
	with family and friends.
 	You're spending some of yours with your estranged daughter and a collection of vagrants, drug addicts and tramps, right?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:32,
	
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	 What's this? Xmas baysh?
	What's this? Xmas baysh?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:33,
	
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	 nah, just Battsy spending Xmas with the only people whose lives are more bereft of hope than his.
	nah, just Battsy spending Xmas with the only people whose lives are more bereft of hope than his.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:34,
	
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	 You're loaning him Grace the Hampster?
	You're loaning him Grace the Hampster?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35,
	
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	 He's going round your house?
	He's going round your house?
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36,
	
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	 We're forever left alone in the dark Froggy no one ever invites us :(
	We're forever left alone in the dark Froggy no one ever invites us :(
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:34,
	
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	 It's just you these days matey :(
	It's just you these days matey :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35,
	
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	 Wait you got an invite?
	Wait you got an invite?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36,
	
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	 I'm turning them down left right and centre
	I'm turning them down left right and centre 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:38,
	
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	 no, a shift behind the bar in a Wetherspoons
	no, a shift behind the bar in a Wetherspoons 
 	
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 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on
 The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37,
	
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	 Nah. Stopped doing Crisis years ago.
	Nah. Stopped doing Crisis years ago.
 	Have you got any family left or did your father kick the shit out of all of them?
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35,
	
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	 ZING
	ZING
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37,
	
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	 nah, he's been dead for nearly four years.
	nah, he's been dead for nearly four years.
 	He's doing a great impression of your marriage.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37,
	
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	 15 ALL
	15 ALL
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:38,
	
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	 He fights with you from beyond the grave?
	He fights with you from beyond the grave?
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:38,
	
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	 If my wife had given birth to you I'd have beaten her senseless everyday.
	If my wife had given birth to you I'd have beaten her senseless everyday. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:40,
	
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	 30-15
	30-15
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:40,
	
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	 Well there's certainly no love
	Well there's certainly no love
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:41,
	
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	 Tina Turner turned 72 the other day TRUFAX
	Tina Turner turned 72 the other day TRUFAX
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:43,
	
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	 That's even more tricks than YM
	That's even more tricks than YM
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:44,
	
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	 Hey my mum's simply the best better than all the rest
	Hey my mum's simply the best better than all the rest
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:45,
	
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	 We've all had a private dance.
	We've all had a private dance. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:46,
	
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	 Yeah well she don't need another hero
	Yeah well she don't need another hero
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:49,
	
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	 Yep, and she has a nutty bush with shitty limits
	Yep, and she has a nutty bush with shitty limits
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:47,
	
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	 Kate was a bit out there wasn't she?
	Kate was a bit out there wasn't she?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:49,
	
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	 If your wife had given birth to me then that would be the second child of hers that isn't yours.
	If your wife had given birth to me then that would be the second child of hers that isn't yours.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:41,
	
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	 If my wife had thought she was pregnant with you she would have had a termination.
	If my wife had thought she was pregnant with you she would have had a termination.
 	As your mother should have.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:42,
	
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	 Ah, so the second termination she'd have had after her dad gave her the old 'vodka and coat hanger' when she found out she was expecting a boy
	Ah, so the second termination she'd have had after her dad gave her the old 'vodka and coat hanger' when she found out she was expecting a boy
 	One spasticated foamy-mouthed runt in the family's enough to have to cope with.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:44,
	
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	 One pasticated foamy-mouthed runt in the family is why your father smacked your mother to shit.
	One pasticated foamy-mouthed runt in the family is why your father smacked your mother to shit.
 	Probably engineering her fatal tumours as well. I know I would have in the circumstances.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:47,
	
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	 *spasticated
	*spasticated
 	You seem a bit upset.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:48,
	
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	 Nah. Had a good day. See above for details.
	Nah. Had a good day. See above for details.
 	Time for my supper. Have a splendid evening.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:49,
	
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	 Something something T-800
	Something something T-800
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:45,
	
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	 Glenn Miller's little known b side
	Glenn Miller's little known b side
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:46,
	
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	 Best of all airport departure lounge music
	Best of all airport departure lounge music
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:48,
	
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	 I'm off to eat supper.
	I'm off to eat supper.
 	Good evening.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:48,
	
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	 and a good evening from him
	and a good evening from him
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:50,
	
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	 I actually got some more presents ordered for family today. I'm well productive and organised.
	I actually got some more presents ordered for family today. I'm well productive and organised.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:53,
	
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	 I did my shopping on Saturday
	I did my shopping on Saturday
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:54,
	
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	 What did you get me?
	What did you get me?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:55,
	
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	 Nothing
	Nothing
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:59,
	
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	 My favourite!
	My favourite!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:03,
	
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	 I never promised you a rose garden
	I never promised you a rose garden
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:04,
	
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	 ^Thorn prick ^
	^Thorn prick ^
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:06,
	
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	 ^ prick ^
	^ prick ^
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:08,
	
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	 Well no, but the other side of your split personality did.
 	 Here Frog displays a minimum knowledge of schizophrenia, and also his vague understanding of the book
	Well no, but the other side of your split personality did.
 	 Here Frog displays a minimum knowledge of schizophrenia, and also his vague understanding of the book
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:09,
	
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	 Schizophrenia is not split personality.
	Schizophrenia is not split personality.
 	Are you Geordie Jay or something?
You deaf bummer.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:11,
	
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	 THATS WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO COCKSKULL
	THATS WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO COCKSKULL 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:13,
	
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	 you were referring to doing sex with men
	you were referring to doing sex with men
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:14,
	
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	 That wasn't a reference, that was a lesson.
	That wasn't a reference, that was a lesson.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:15,
	
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	 You certainly learned it xx
	You certainly learned it xx
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:16,
	
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	 A very short lesson
 	 tee hee
	A very short lesson
 	 tee hee
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:17,
	
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	 hey, I couldn't help cumming so quickly, he's just so hot
	hey, I couldn't help cumming so quickly, he's just so hot
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:18,
	
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	 I have teh skillz bruv
	I have teh skillz bruv
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:19,
	
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 	s hahahaha, because he's called frog geddit
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:55,
	
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	 Oh you!
	Oh you!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:02,
	
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Tim Stilton 🧀, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:13,
	
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	 ^ THIS ^
	^ THIS ^
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:14,
	
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	 ^GUY^
	^GUY^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:15,
	
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	 ^ IS ^
	^ IS ^
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:16,
	
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	 Steppin?
	Steppin?
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:18,
	
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	 ain't no half steppin'
	ain't no half steppin'
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:19,
	
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 	epp ibb. +s
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:21,
	
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	 Your stepping is over?
	Your stepping is over?
 	Congratulations.  How nice to have you back.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:24,
	
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	 alright new poster
	alright new poster
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:36,
	
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	 Bye! X
	Bye! X
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:22,
	
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	 Bye dear.
	Bye dear.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:24,
	
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	 When your mum is drenched in my eggnog and uncle Dave is STILL looking for his watch in the old bird's cavity
	When your mum is drenched in my eggnog and uncle Dave is STILL looking for his watch in the old bird's cavity
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:45,
	
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	 alright nakey-noos
	alright nakey-noos
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:48,
	
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	 Alright monce
	Alright monce
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:52,
	
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	 have you ever tried rapping Down In It by Nine Inch Nails to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
	have you ever tried rapping Down In It by Nine Inch Nails to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:53,
	
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	 have you ever tried sticking your cock up your own arse?
	have you ever tried sticking your cock up your own arse?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:56,
	
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	 NiN appear to be massively overrated and also quite industrially bent
	NiN appear to be massively overrated and also quite industrially bent
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:57,
	
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	 Yer they were shit
	Yer they were shit
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:01,
	
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	 Trent Reznor has a fit wife though innit
	Trent Reznor has a fit wife though innit
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:18,
	
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	 Woah....
	Woah....
 	A famous grouse advert was just "personalised" with the bottle saying famous pookie bear...
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:53,
	
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	 Ido my best.
	Ido my best.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:56,
	
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	 No WHISKEY CHAT please
	No WHISKEY CHAT please
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:57,
	
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	 alright "the Midlands Bob Marley" you got any green yet?
	alright "the Midlands Bob Marley" you got any green yet?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 22:58,
	
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	 I'm waiting for my man :(
	I'm waiting for my man :(
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:00,
	
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	 Who does your wife think turns up after 11 at night that you give money to for no obvious product?
	Who does your wife think turns up after 11 at night that you give money to for no obvious product?
 	Maybe deep down, she's always known you are bent
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:04,
	
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	 Dunno thick as shit ent she
	Dunno thick as shit ent she
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:06,
	
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	 yes
	yes
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 23:18,
	
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