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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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couldn't give a fuckneed something to reward my exhausted trainee. hotel chocolat: lemon cheesecake chocolates/caramel cheesecake chocolates/strawberry cheesecake chocolates/blueberry cheesecake chocolates/treacle tart chocolates.
which ones??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:44,
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latest was 12 years ago)
no surprise you're partial to a bit of beak with a beak like yours(, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:55, Reply)
AllIf they have been up until 3am it is worth it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:46,
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WHY NOT GIVE 'EM SOME MORE OF MY FUCKEN CHOCOLATE ORANGE(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:46,
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how long do you think mini chocolate orange pieces last in a law firm, dude?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:49,
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If they scoff 'em down at the rate you do into your pelican style mouth, about -10 seconds.'dude'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:51,
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three guesses what won't be going anywhere near my pelican mouth EVER AGAIN(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:54,
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that's true of anyoneexcept perhaps his dad
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:57,
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that's special.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:59,
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I think it is my favourite thing of the day(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:00,
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I witnessed her consumer a pain au chocolate in one gulp the other day. No chewing.Vile.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:59,
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She does have a 'unique' eating style. Good at catching fish though.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:00,
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Shame she smells of them so much. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:01,
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says the man who was shoving sausages in EVERY ORIFICE(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:01,
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Get her disease of the central nervous system flavour(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:46,
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is there anything that doesn't turn you on?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:50,
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i hope your cat watches you in the bathroom, like it did with me, and gave me teh stage fright(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:54,
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you shouldn't have been knocking one in in Stunned poster's bathroom, then
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:55,
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shhhhh.They always do you what you tell them not to.
and then all your hi-tech webcams will pay off.
reverse psychology. SCIENCE.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:57,
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i was just going for a weeI covered up all 5 cameras, even the one in his shampoo bottle, but the cat got the better of me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:56,
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"cat"yeah.
Ever wonder why it whirrs occasionally?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:57,
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I assume your trainee is weapons-grade female or camper than a row of gold lamee tents?Otherwise, money, booze or drugs. Chocolate? FFS.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:47,
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we're talking a tiny afternoon treat because we'll be here until 4am againnot a present! that would be bribery! exclamation marks!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:48,
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None of this is going to make her hate you any less(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:50,
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How in the name of fuck is giving something to someone who works for you bribery?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:52,
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This isn't even a fucking law, woman.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:54,
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it is if i say it isI thought you'd got that by now??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:54,
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I have a law questionWhy do we need to legalise gay marriage? Was it ever made illegal? What laws currently stop sex sex couples getting married?
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Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:59,
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The bit in the vows where it says "marriage is the union of one man and one woman"I imagine.
about 3 lines of the marriage vows are legally binding and are in all services, even registry office ones. The rest are guff.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:00,
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We were told the vows didn't mean shit and it was the signing of the paper that was the legal part.(
Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:02,
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Nah, you definitely have to have about 3 lines.mostly the "just cause and impediment" bit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:07,
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i have a better questionWHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:02,
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Disgusting.Why do gays want to be married anyway? Especially in a place where they are repelled.
Prissy queens.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:03,
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I don't see why they should be happy if the rest of us have to suffer.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:08,
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I don't see why they aint happy with civil partnership.I mean one of them still gets to wear a dress if they want.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:13,
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Stop discriminating against straight people!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:15,
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It's because they want to be seen as 'normal' and 'the same' which we all know they aren't.Like blacks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:15,
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And in order to enforce it I presume you understand it?SO ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!
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Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:54,
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hahahayou think lawyers explain the law to people? how else can we ensure you keep coming back??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:55,
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I didn't ask you to explain anythingFucking lawyers, its no wonder innocent people get sent down.
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Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:56,
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Blueberry Cheesecake, or any cheesecake for that matter.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:47,
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berk bought me some of thosethey were very nom
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:49,
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Yeah, you didn't share them out did you?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:52,
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Stop talking about my uncle!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 16:13,
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You're not doing yourself any favours in relation to my post directly above, here.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:53,
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they're not for methis girl is about a size 0, the heaving beast
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:49,
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i don't think she could take 7 fingers on each handbut thanks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:55,
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fucking hell, you measure the girth of her fannybefore you take her on as an intern?
Thorough.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:58,
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The job fits her like an East Anglian glove(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:59,
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a spit lubed hand job for the mena dry knuckle bang for the ladies.
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tggiSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:52,
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*applies for a job with Bonzo*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 15:53,
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