I'm enjoying all the ^upset^ happening

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

boarding/ private schools have their pros and cons.
As do state schools.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Why are you replying to me? I couldn't give a single flying fuck either way. I haven't been to school since 1997 and I don't want kids.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

It's because he wants to touch your bottom in a sexual way

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Who doesn't?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I only really like it touched non sexually.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Is that your excuse for not wiping properly before meeting swipe?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:46, Reply)

She can touch it, but not sexually. That's the rule.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Basically, Al doesn't earn a decent enough salary to pay for an education for his child & is attempting to disguise this with lefty hand wringing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Wheras Battered is too fucking lazy to alienate and sexually abuse his own children and will be paying other people to do it for him.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Exactly!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:34, Reply)

it's not all about money and nobody gives a fuck about your Al feud
Plus, the most middle class situation of all Is to be able to comfortably afford private school fees yet choose to send your kids to a state school.

Al earns over 50k, I'm sure he could find school fees.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I assume he has chosen the middle class lefty option of living in an area where the house prices are higher than average because of a good state school.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)

it could be worse, he could be a renter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Renters are scum. Sub human scum.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:41, Reply)

What feud? He's seems to be arguing with several people.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Al is basically 'Chompy' if he ever 'made it'.
If he hasn't already had a disappointing fling with Swipe, it's on the cards.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:40, Reply)

I'm hoping so. I keep inviting her out for dinner but she never comes.
Because I have a small penis and I'm rubbish with my fingers.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:41, Reply)

are you coming tonight?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Another secret bash I'm not invited to :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Me too, I'm out of the cool gang again :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Your novelty status has worn off
Stibbins is the hot ticket now
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:51, Reply)

it's 2 girls going for a drink
I think you'd have been out of place
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Just one cup?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:04, Reply)

No
As he has a small penis and is rubbish with his fingers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I have to sellotape two books together and squirt moisturiser between the covers to make a rudimentary masturbation aid.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:49, Reply)

The Great Twatsby

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Superb

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Nah, I had my share of our mutual friend last night. Plus I've got a baby to look after and shit.
Are you free on the 18th for burritos?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:48, Reply)

yep
of course, if you'd sent the kid to boarding school, like a normal person...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:55, Reply)

oh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:56, Reply)

yes?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:57, Reply)

yeah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:57, Reply)

yeah?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 11:03, Reply)

You sure? You're not going to say you're free and then wimp out at the last minute or something?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:56, Reply)

with work it's always possible
but hopefully should be ok that day. I have a big high court hearing at 11am so will need a drink.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Is that in English?
Because I've read it a few times, and I got nothing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:40, Reply)

for if read of and for us read is

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:41, Reply)

autocomplete woes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Ah, right. Gotcha.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 10:42, Reply)