because they probably all eat pizzas with a BBQ sauce base
which is for children, welshies and scientologists
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:51, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Have you tried them ones with the crust stuffed with sausage?
Sounds like a good idea on paper but worse with every slice.

Just like your mum.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Gormo, I like you, you're a solid enough character
but what in the name of the sweet baby Jesus' nutsack made you think that hot-dog stuffed crust was a good idea, even on paper?

It's a worse idea then leaving Jimmy Savile unsupervised in a children's hospital.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I figured adding meat would make it better.
It wouldn't be so bad if the sausages weren't so anaemic looking.

In hindsight, the fact that they can worsen a pizza by adding cheese to the crust should've been warning enough.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I can't say Id like to try that.
I'm tempted by the one that has mini burgers in the crust though...

i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2278853.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Pizza-Cheese-Burger-2278853.jpg
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I had the hotdog one, it was ridiculous

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:03, Reply)

They'll be proper 10p hotdogs from a can too :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:05, Reply)

As far as I could see, there were no end bits. Mysterious.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Maybe they'll use canned burgers for the burger one.
Like these:
www.barelyedible.co.uk/2011/05/westlers-hamburgers-onion-gravy-canned-burgers/
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I love a good Westlers. Tastes like you're at a fun fair and have the onset of food poisoning.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:10, Reply)

What the fu k is wrong with you people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Poor breeding.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Council upbringing.
BUT LOOK AT ME NOW!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:13, Reply)

You're crying?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgtnp_tmgE
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:15, Reply)

That prick in the stripy top needs a slap.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)

It's a fucking ace song though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:21, Reply)

You were raised by Northumbria county council?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:18, Reply)

:(
Newcastle.
I was found abandoned in a Kwik Save trolley park.

I don't want to talk about it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Fuck off. other bear.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Let's see you have a conversation.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Why?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:08, Reply)

because he doesnt like a bear behind

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)

It's a bear necessity.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:16, Reply)