This is like asking why water is wet. There is no real explanation on aside from the fact that fundamentally water is wet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:07, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

But why is the sky blue?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Because the sea weed

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time you are near?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Because he smells of fish and worms

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Sorry bout that I eat out your mum this morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)

That's why I made sure to shit in her cunt last night.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Nakers is a gay?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)

+ prick

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Sorry, I've been in a meeting, but I'm here now, so I can take this one.
It's due to increased Rayleigh scattering of shorter wavelength light by air molecules, coupled with increased absorbtion towards the ultraviolet end of the spectrum. HTH xx
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)

it freaks me out when you use long words
it's Wrong. like hearing your gran talking dirty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)

But I like hearing his gran talking dirty

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)

how does that mean it's not Wrong?
you're a bigger deviant than he is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Yeah well fuck you, supercilious cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:31, Reply)

i guess we've been skirting around it for ages
go on then, if it'll shut you up. shall we not see each other at the savoy this afternoon and not have sex?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Sure thing, I'll not spunk in your hair and shit on your chest if you like?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:37, Reply)

i'd rather we just ran around the room squealing and ordering everything from room service, to be honest
oh and drinking the minibar dryer than your nan's cunt.

can we not do that instead?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Yeah alright, but can I at least try on your underware?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Why would you want a marquee that smells of fish?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:13, Reply)

when it's marquee shark
with or without the funky bunch
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:17, Reply)

*removes dictionary*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Actually y knew the word already, I just had to check the spelling and meaning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)

e o
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)