Morning ladies.
Apparently Booky Wooky Two, Cinderella and Jack and the Beanstalk are all banned books in Guantanamo Bay. What would you ban and why?
Alt, if you get a book for Crimbo what would you like dear?
Edit, when I Say what would you ban, I don't mean what book, but what would you ban in general from anywhere.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:22, 86 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There's no point in reading.
If it's any good they'll make it into a film.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:23, Reply)

The Quran
Alt: The Quran
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:26, Reply)

I'd ban you from living

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I'd ban everything that's illegal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I'd ban you from starting threads :)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:32, Reply)

I'd ban you from breeding.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I have already banned myself from that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Poor Swipey.
She's broody, and it's her fertile time of the month.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:43, Reply)

I'd ban the big trolleys at supermarkets to prevent obesity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:33, Reply)

I'd ban trains from being late

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:35, Reply)

I'd ban big bands

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:35, Reply)

I'd ban big band-aids.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:37, Reply)

But how will I know when its Christmas?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I'd ban poor people from moaning all the time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:35, Reply)

I'd ban gays from breeding with each other

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I'd ban dogs from walking on their hind legs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:37, Reply)

And saying 'Rossages'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Drives me up the Walls, that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I'd ban hangovers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:39, Reply)

I'd ban ki moon

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:40, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:40, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I'd ban starting work before 9.30

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:40, Reply)

I'd ban cyclists from London

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:44, Reply)

I'd ban saying 'seen' when it should be 'saw'

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:49, Reply)

baldmonkey seen a bird

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:51, Reply)

that's nice
is baldmonkey the pet name for your winkie?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Alright other bear.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Alright Paddo
Do you like marmalade? I got some with whiskey in it at the weekend. Slightly too rindy for my liking but not bad.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Nah not mad on sweet stuff really especially on bread.
I've A nice chestnut pate for nomming at the moment.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I'd ban forrins unless they cover up their stupid forrin faces with burkas
Kroney looks a little bit like that Edward Snowden you know. If I get a book it better have pictures, preferably nudey pictures of ladies.
( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:54, Reply)

He really does.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:56, Reply)

And I've never seen them in the same place at the same time

( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I was going to mention this too
Fucking whistleblower
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Maybe he'll have a sex change and change his name to Khelsny Manning

( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:55, Reply)

other cunts from using the tube
get off the fucking tube you cunts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I like smiling and nodding at people on the tube when I make eye contact with them
might see how a few 'finger-guns' go down next time I'm in town
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I like to look nervous and shifty whilst clutching a bulky backpack

( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:05, Reply)

With The number of commuters that read books on the train, you'd be easily subdued

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:14, Reply)

I'd ban banning things

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:04, Reply)

I'd ban babies from shitting everywhere

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Just to clarify, adults are still fine to carry on right?

( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Yeah, if you must.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Grand, I'm off to Swipeys later.

( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:10, Reply)

you're very welcome
I've washed the rubber sheets especially for you and your pissplay antics.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Hey thats not fair, I only piss on you after to wash some of the shit off your tits.
I thought I was doing you a favour. I don't get off on it or anything.
( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:53, Reply)

What makes you think she wants it washing off?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Its quicker than a shower and she can get back to her lawyering faster.

( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:55, Reply)

it's all the carrots from his pasties
the lumps get in the way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Just to clarify, everywhere?
Phone boxes, beer gRden ashtrays, corner of Tescos, carrier bags ym's handbag?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Have you tried putting a nappy on her?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I don't know how she did it, but somehow she found a way around it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Shit will always find a way

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I'd ban Russell Brand
That man is sculpted from the purest cunt

Alt:
I normally end up with some kind of cookbook at Christmas
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I agree
Who even reads horoscopes anymore?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:31, Reply)

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT 1/12th OF THE POPULATION NEED TO DO THOUGH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Meh, horoscopes.
Same science as homeopathy &reiki.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:38, Reply)

A local homeopath killed himself last week
Took a massive underdose
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:40, Reply)

hoho

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:44, Reply)

+ho

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I'm having a great argument with a homeopathy and anti vaccination nut on facebook
After a day of "I don't have to prove myself, I've seen it cure cancer" she left but today came back with an amazing Viera Scheibner argument. She keeps lining them up just for me to knock them down.
( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:51, Reply)

This site may help
to be taken in very small doses:

www.whatstheharm.net/index.html
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Ouch

( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Well that seems a well-balanced and hardly at all hysterical site.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Of course its not

( Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:13, Reply)

ooh
just got the best kind of email from our office services team: "a package has arrived for you."

my friend has amazon'd me the box set of "nighty night", which he was going on about in the pub the other day, and which I've never seen. excellent start to the week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Ban Don the run.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Ban don hope all ye who enter here

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:03, Reply)

YM has that tattoo'd on her arse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Better that than my 'shit tattoos' though eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:06, Reply)

"my shit" tattoos would be a bit unnecessary on one's arse...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Shattoo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:12, Reply)

In my case, shattwo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:12, Reply)

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( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Ban gers and mash.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:10, Reply)

....and the dirt is gone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:12, Reply)

NEW THREAD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:20, Reply)