Ah, that's better!
Only three more 'sleeps' until I have a week off, Good that, innit.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:29, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Nice one, I've got three days off
My wife mentioned in passing this morning that she definitely doesn't want new boots for Christmas...guess what I've already bought her?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:30, Reply)

She's obviously found them and hates them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:31, Reply)

They are still at work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:37, Reply)

She checks your internet history.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:37, Reply)

I bought then from a shop with cash
Whilst in disguise
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:45, Reply)

She's so onto you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Let's face it, who'd want a man with Nakers' taste in clothes picking garments for them?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Benders.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:46, Reply)

men who like dressing up as nurses?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Massive spacky ones.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:50, Reply)

A massive squirting dildo?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Obvs!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:37, Reply)

I hope she likes it. I mean we both know she fackin loves it, but you know.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:39, Reply)

er - pls don't get me anything kthx

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:50, Reply)

But I have already bought a bigger '3 for 2' bag!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:55, Reply)

maybe she said boobs
what with being pregnant and all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:52, Reply)

This is a clever ploy operated by most wimmin.
Wives wait until a few days before Christmas then say, "Don't get me A, B and C." They know you have already bought their presents and can guess what you've got them because you've responded to her previous hints. So you have to get extra presents and you'll give her the boots etc anyway. Profit.
Solution. Buy nothing till 4:30 on Christmas Eve.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:54, Reply)

till 4:30 on Christmas Eve
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Yule not be dishing mince pies out
to the poor then?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Nothing says happy Christmas like a tin of travel sweets and an A to Z of Sheffield.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I had a list on my phone of stuff she wanted, that I had sneakily added to over the year
I deleted it by accident
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:58, Reply)

WTN

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:38, Reply)