Only 8 more snuzzles till chrizzywizzymass!!!!!!!!!!iii

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:21, 166 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ah, that's better!
Only three more 'sleeps' until I have a week off, Good that, innit.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:29, Reply)

Nice one, I've got three days off
My wife mentioned in passing this morning that she definitely doesn't want new boots for Christmas...guess what I've already bought her?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:30, Reply)

She's obviously found them and hates them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:31, Reply)

They are still at work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:37, Reply)

She checks your internet history.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:37, Reply)

I bought then from a shop with cash
Whilst in disguise
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:45, Reply)

She's so onto you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Let's face it, who'd want a man with Nakers' taste in clothes picking garments for them?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Benders.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:46, Reply)

men who like dressing up as nurses?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Massive spacky ones.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:50, Reply)

A massive squirting dildo?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:33, Reply)

Obvs!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:37, Reply)

I hope she likes it. I mean we both know she fackin loves it, but you know.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:39, Reply)

er - pls don't get me anything kthx

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:50, Reply)

But I have already bought a bigger '3 for 2' bag!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:55, Reply)

maybe she said boobs
what with being pregnant and all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:52, Reply)

This is a clever ploy operated by most wimmin.
Wives wait until a few days before Christmas then say, "Don't get me A, B and C." They know you have already bought their presents and can guess what you've got them because you've responded to her previous hints. So you have to get extra presents and you'll give her the boots etc anyway. Profit.
Solution. Buy nothing till 4:30 on Christmas Eve.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:54, Reply)

till 4:30 on Christmas Eve
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Yule not be dishing mince pies out
to the poor then?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Nothing says happy Christmas like a tin of travel sweets and an A to Z of Sheffield.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I had a list on my phone of stuff she wanted, that I had sneakily added to over the year
I deleted it by accident
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:58, Reply)

WTN

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I'm gonna stay awake until Jesus' birthday now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:30, Reply)

You should be celebrating Yuletide, not Jesus.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:35, Reply)

I ent German

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Username though, come on, you can't be off your face this early?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Our Lord Jesus Christ's birthday is no laughing matter.
I shall pray for you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Thanks, can you pray I win the lottery.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:46, Reply)

+ health
*crosses fingers for bad aids*
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:49, Reply)

That's not very nice new person.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:49, Reply)

Just getting into the spirit of the season Octorog

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Alright other bear.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Alright Padge

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Y'know, the more I find out about this 'Xavier' person, the less I like.
What's his problem, eh?
This used to be a nice fluffy place.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:50, Reply)

I find that hard to believe hoss

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:52, Reply)

He seems mean, not as bad as you, but mean nonetheless.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:56, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2171054
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:57, Reply)

His eyez are a bit close together.
And his fur is matted.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I don't this he is a 'happy bear' at all you know.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Yes I fucking am

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:06, Reply)

I remain unconvinced.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Well you're a depressed frog.
At least you're doing the two backed beast now. Congrats bruv.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Swipe has got two backs?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Yes.
Yes she has.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:11, Reply)

al and bert had a whole routine about my sparky backtits
bert drew a picture of them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:33, Reply)

We used to have a right laugh on here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Cute.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:37, Reply)

fuck I just got £100 out of cash point
had to be shouted back by the woman behind me in the Q as I'd left the fucking cash sticking out of the machine. not going to be a good day :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:53, Reply)

One day it's all 'cunts on the tube'
Then you get faith in humanity restored gestures and THIS is the bad day? That's a half empty outlook on life you've got going there. In fact, this should be one of those inspiring 'pass it on' moments shirley? Go out and do good!
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:56, Reply)

She's already doing her bit for charity by helping Frog out

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Excuse me friend, you appear to have this the wrong way round.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Frog is out doing charity helping her by. She's bit ?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Exactly. Thanks for clearing that up Ed!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:02, Reply)

+ of her cavernous minge

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:58, Reply)

does that make him a gillian miner?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Speleologist

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:19, Reply)

fuck that nasty shit
my name is not Pollyanna
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Watching too many made for TV xmas movies might be getting to me

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:00, Reply)

You shouldn't be allowed to use cashpoints as you are clearly a moron.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:57, Reply)

clearly!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Are you going to conveniently lose your card again?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I see what's happening here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Bad day?
You've already had a month's worth of good luck!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Is this a period joke?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Well it's very old

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:03, Reply)

no, from a switched on razor sharp acumen perspective... not from a kindness of strangers one!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Alcohol prohibition only ended in Iceland in 1979,
Blimey poor sods. It looks An interesting place to visit, anyone been?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Yeah. They sell crap beer and White Lightning now
as well as frozen burgers
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Wouldn't recommend then?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Yes I have been to Iceland. Yes the country. No, I have never been in the 'supermarket'.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Two sleeps until my hollies :)

( Kroney, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Same here
Placid prick
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Thirty three years old and I'm excited about getting on a train
Pathetic
( Kroney, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Good morning Nakers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Blimey
Someone's in a good mood today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Good morning Sporters.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Good morning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:53, Reply)

*drinky hand gesture*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Not at all.
I happen to have had an excellent night's sleep & good coffee to drink.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:54, Reply)

*sleep + coffee fives*
I also have a free scone
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Well thats chistmas dinner sorted!
Behold Cthurkey!
( Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Want.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:31, Reply)

what the......
I have delightful ex-b3tan berk coming over for drinks and gossip this evening. that's dinner sorted then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Giver her a slap on the arse from me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:34, Reply)

i shall pass on the message

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:36, Reply)

MUM?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I have just received the excellent gift of free gin!
\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:42, Reply)

+llia

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:44, Reply)

+enema

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:47, Reply)

WHAT KIND OF GIN?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Free gin, try reading.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:51, Reply)

THIS^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Tanquerry
FUCK YEAH
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:54, Reply)

i don't normally like gin
but I can make an exception, fork it over
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:54, Reply)

*clutches tightly to chest*
One of the girls in admin got it for a present and doesn't like gin. I'm off into town to buy her some chocs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 9:56, Reply)

have you done your due diligence?
does she like milk, white or dark? fruity, nutty, toffee or boozy? etc?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:00, Reply)

RACIST

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:02, Reply)

She has declined all chocs so will get what she is bought

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:02, Reply)

WHITE CHOCOLATE AND LEMON
ftw
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Get her another bottle of gin.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:06, Reply)

OH YES!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:06, Reply)

haha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 10:06, Reply)