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What happens on Saturday?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:29,
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"Back Door Santa" is a song written by Clarence Carter and Marcus Daniel, and originally performed by Carter. It was released on a compilation album Soul Christmas in 1968. The track is in a 12-bar blues format. The lyrics are sexually suggestive, not having much to do with Christmas as a holiday.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:45,
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They call me Back Door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
They call me Back Door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
I make all the little girls happy
While the boys are out to play
I ain't like the old Saint Nick
He don't come but once a year
I ain't like the old Saint Nick
He don't come but once a year
I come runnin' with my presents
Every time you call me dear
I keep some change in my pocket, in case the children are home
I give 'em a few pennies so that we can be alone
I leave the back door open so if anybody smells a mouse
And wouldn't old Santa be in trouble if there ain't no chimney in the house
They call me Back Door Santa
I make my runs about the break of day
I make all the little girls happy
While the boys are out to play
That's what they call me, Back Door Santa
That's what they call me
They call me Back Door Santa
That's what all the girls call me
I give 'em all little presents
That's what they call me
They call me Back Door Santa
And I like for them to call me that
They call me Back Door Santa
And I like it and I like it and I like it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:47,
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make all the little girls happy?shame totp wasn't about in his day, he'd have been in his element
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:51,
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wiki tells me that bon jovi did a cover of itbut it was subsequently replaced on later releases of the album. wonder why...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:52,
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they give statutory rape a bad name(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:54,
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I'm told that you're to blame...(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:06,
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I most definitely wouldn't back door janet jackson(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:57,
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Her balls would get in the way(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:58,
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it's on youtubei'm so going to watch that later for creep factor
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:59,
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FOR THE IDIOTS WHO THINK THIS IS ABOUT ANAL SEX....moron ITS about CREEPING you Sad Sodomite! (SMDH)(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:00,
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this one?www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=creeping
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:06,
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number 6 is frankly frighteningTo scan Facebook constantly, looking at everyone's profiles, interests, photos, etc. Often done on attractive people, or young boys in girls, and bets are placed as to who will grow up sexy.
Creeping is a common habit which is acceptable to a certain point....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:08,
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The Living Room. Got a room rented. Nice private bar etc.Last years we went for food at Australasia, which was gorgeous. Then to some RnB club which I didn't really fancy.
free bar all night though :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:48,
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We are going to some restaurant on Friday before drinking on Upper Street, but I keep forgetting the nameso am unable to look on the menu and decide what to eat before I go. This lack of preparation leads to poor choices usually.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:50,
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you should be vegetarianit narrows the choice, thus reducing this risk
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:53,
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Yeah okay, then I will give up the 'gay cigarette' too, and eventually I will have nothing in my life to enjoy.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 11:54,
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www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2523175/E-cigarette-smokers-inhale-MORE-nicotine-toxins-regular-smokers-Study-finds-users-unknowingly-inhaling-host-dangerous-chemicals.html?ITO=bookmark-chromeext&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=bookmark-chromeext
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:01,
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Remember what I said about you going on and on at me?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:01,
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What toxins?What a load of bollocks they didn't name a single thing other than nicotine.
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Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:04,
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it's the DMit doesn't need sources or science
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:06,
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It's almost like it's an under researched sensationalist story innit?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:07,
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I don't smoke but I'm going out and I'm buying three ecigs to smoke at once because of this article!(
Peej, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:14,
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Good. That's exactly what 'they' don't want you to do. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:16,
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And rach could carry your balls in her new bag(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:01,
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I certainly recommend regular exercise and cessation of tobacco, alcohol, sugary snacks, caffeine and meatwake up every morning feeling invigorated and full of beans, no more peaks and troughs during the working day, high five your colleagues and react to every challenge with good humour and a positive outlook, and at about 4pm realise how crushingly dull you've become and seriously contemplate suicide that evening
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:05,
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it won't make you live longerbut it will feel as if it has?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 12:06,
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