News stories. The fake sign language guy story made me lol, the one at Mandelafest '13.
Were all the deaf dudes too polite to say wtf?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 14:58, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Actually that was fucking 'lol'

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Yes! Saying he was seeing angels and that.
Coupled with Obama taking a selfie with his wife all stony faced on the other side, that whole sendoff was a shambles.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:03, Reply)

www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/PA-18438104.jpg
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)

By way of explanation, a Government spokesperson said
that they'd been having trouble with that company for years, on account of them being shit.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)

And blick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:35, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:35, Reply)

how's the head?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Ouchy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Where were you last night?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)

In the pines
In the pines
where the sun don't ever shine
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:07, Reply)

*shivers the whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole nigggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhht through*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Darts at the Ally Pally with Jeff.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:07, Reply)

There's a South African chap that works here.
He said something like "Ai dun't inderstarnd all the fess ovver it. He kulled a lit of people, right? They're ull fucking thieves inyway."

Apparently he spent some time in the South African army. He gave og some sage advice: "Ef you foind a blick in yer hice, shoot hem bit don't cull the police. Dreg hem utsoide end then cull thim."

He's a massive fucking racist in the non-lol sense.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Excellent accenting

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Eh'm gunna git ya beck ta ya boy, mate. Come on before ai chenge ma moind.
Fockin' prawn.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Nivva torn yur bick un a prown

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Bar manager at one of the student bars at UCL
was an ex-para from the Zimbabwe army. Or, "the Rhodesian army" as he put it, as he refused to acknowledge the forming of Zimbabwe. So you can probably guess his general racial beliefs. "Paint em blik and send em herm" was more or less his catchphrase.

Actually, if he's a short, stocky psycho called Alex, it's probably the same guy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Seems he found an appropriate task for his mental prowess after demobbing, though.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Those Geordie Rhodesians get fucking everywhere

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)

It's a remarkably similar emphasis on the word "home"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Home in a proper NE accent would be pronounced hyem
Ahm garn hyem
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:24, Reply)