Roast chestnuts are shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:01, 40 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So is YM.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Prick.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I'm bored and today is dragging like YM's gunt when she goes upstairs for her annual bath.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)

they always look and smell nice
but taste like shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:07, Reply)

I went out with a girl like that once.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:08, Reply)

just the one?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:12, Reply)

like he could get more than one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:37, Reply)

hehe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:24, Reply)

You're shit.
Try them with lemon juice.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Poncy fucking forrin muck
I SPIT ON YOUR LEMON
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Pistachio's are where it's at.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)

'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:14, Reply)

pistachios

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I have no idea why I do this. It's a natural progression on the keyboard :(
JUST FUCKEN DEAL, YEAH?



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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:15, Reply)

I had you down as a cashew man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I've been down on a few men?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Is they're bent innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Mostly
The rest were in denial
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Gayest of all the rivers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:18, Reply)

apart from the river felch

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Don't forget the Ouse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:25, Reply)

hahahahaha!
Proper office snorty lol

Cheers for that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Or the River Cocker that leads to Cockermouth.
In Cumbria, like.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:35, Reply)

is that where you learned how to swim?
like?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I can't swim, like.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:42, Reply)

yeah, but cockermouth is well hetero
www.shotdeadinthehead.com/alternative-towns-cockermouth-mug.html
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:38, Reply)

don't make me google this
is it true?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:37, Reply)

What do you think?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I've just googled
There totally is a town in Michigan called Felch. I think I've just immature lollered myself inside out.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:39, Reply)

hahahaha
see. however stupid it is, someone or something, somewhere, will be named it.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, the first thing that comes up under it on google? "find felch activities." er, no thanks, you're alright.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Couple that with Mianus, Ohio
And you've got some maximum journey-based lollercopters.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:43, Reply)

i'm travelling from mianus to felch
brilliant
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Pish.
There are lovely.

Are you eating horsechestnuts?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)

They are dry and shit
LIKE MY MUM!!!!!!!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Buy the vacuum packed Italian ones from the supermarket or even btter a proper deli.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:34, Reply)

I agree.
New thread.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I concur

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:49, Reply)