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Just listening to radio 6 goox selection of sounds but the dj iz annoying. I ould do a better job.How could you do a better job than someone else is doing?
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I can't - that's why I employ them.In other news, is there a site, or one of those fucking 'life hacks' that anyone can recommend in order to find reliable tradesmen? Fucking plumbers - I have never met a reliable one. I don't mind paying - I couldn't do what they do. But really - a text message (instead of call simply saying 'Not coming call office to make new appointment'?!
Gaaaaah!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:10,
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A leafy, tree-lined avenue in London.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:00,
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There are no reliable plumbers.because they all know most people are screwed without them, so they can fuck about as much as they like.
Not really. I'm sure there are some OK ones about. Although, in the last 4 months I have had 5 separate companies look at my central heating/hot water (not because it is broken but because I think it's weird) and the best they can manage?
"I honestly have no idea how that is working. It really shouldn't be"
"well can you sort it?"
"I have no idea. I wouldn't like to touch it"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:22,
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I have a dependable crew of plumbers who turn up same day I call them, and that's regularly.
Not to Camden though.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:27,
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The problem is when you move.I've had good ones before but they are usually unwilling to travel to different countries.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:30,
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I know loads of decent plumbers funnily enough. Loads of shit ones too.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:32,
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Maybe sort your diet out and you won't knacker the shitter as often.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:33,
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I just change the bucket underneath it.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:40,
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I've used rated people website to good effect(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:28,
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I ent.Last time we had a plumber from there, he wanted to charge us £500 for a job that ended up taking 10 minutes and costing £1-50.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:01,
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Goox? You fucking racist.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:10,
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He really is.Also, what they fuck are you doing on here? has someone finally put /talk out of its misery?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:23,
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Oh, right, segregation is it?Now who's a fucking racist?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:25,
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Don't start squabbling or I'm telling the mods.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:28,
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There are no mods, Dave.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:30,
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I know, That's why my whining goes unanswered.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:40,
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I'm not a fucking racistI'll have you know I bothers me not one iota the skin colour of the vagina that I place my penis inside.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:29,
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So you'll stick your cock in green ones?Fucking necrophiliac.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:32,
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Hey, every hole's a goallet's not let the dead miss out.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 10:51,
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It's shaping up for a bullying day on here again.I could do it better but I can never be arsed.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:00,
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Everybody's dead.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:06,
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I am struggling, it must be said(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:16,
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It's almost like people have already finished for Xmas and......don't care.....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:07,
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totes mate, he shat out his own intestines like a sea cucumber :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:13,
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is this a picture of you trying to reach something on a coffee table?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:14,
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Pretty sure he hasn't.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:03,
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I don't know about you, but I'm upset.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:09,
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I really hate a DJ on Radio 1 xtra. Charlie Sloth or something.Loud, obnoxious, fat cunt.
I mean really loud. He just yells down the mic. Horrid.
Oneof them wigga's too. YOU AREN'T BLACK!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:11,
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Y'know what, I only just now realised what wigga meansI've heard it loads but never really thought about it till now. Totes having a dumb blonde day today fo sho.
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That Grimwood fella needs his cunt punching(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:15,
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Yes. Grimshaw. Annoying also.So was Moyles. What it it with getting the most prickish people to do morning radio..?
and am I missing my calling?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:24,
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Thursday today. The end is in sight!!Come on B3ta, we can do this!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:11,
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+ lifeIs this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:29,
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Nah, she's just asleep still.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:27,
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One of the companies we work with has just brought in wine! Some just for me! Hurrah!
I love Chrimblemasspoppypoos
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:29,
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Oooh. Not even wine, Grey Goose. Several bottles.Not too shabby
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:54,
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Nakers has diedTurns out bent spasticity was fatal.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:30,
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Awww man! I was gonna ask him to not meet me for an xmas pint :(I hope it's not me next, I want to see what presents I get before I die.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:35,
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I'm not meeting people on the 23rdYou should come but don't try and do sex on me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:36,
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But you're dead!?!?It says so on the internet.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:36,
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Let's not go to Ye Old Mitre, I like it there.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:39,
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Speedy went away on a bike and came back in a tank, but it's only me who remembers this.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:58,
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I only watched it once or twice, sorry(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:59,
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Yes that's why I said only I remember it, cloth ears.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:59,
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I was a background extra for a couple of series. Post Ant and Dec though.Trufax
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:01,
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It is. Their food menu is toasted sarnies or fuck off.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 11:58,
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Dunno, probably can't. If I'm honest. I'm pretty good at sitting down. All the standing up cunts could learn.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:25,
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