So how are you spending the last weekend before Christmas?
Dashing around in desperation, buying gifts?
Being forced to spend it with family you don't like?
Getting drunk?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:49, 133 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

reading about T&C monitoring for mortgages :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Drinking, Eating, Drinking, Sleeping, Wrapping, Eating.
IN THAT ORDER.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Good plan.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:00, Reply)

How about yourself?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I have my daughter for the weekend
Tomorrow - making decorations (paperchains etc. kids love that sort of thing), collecting meat from the butchers etc.
Sunday - Natural History museum, pub lunch.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Nice, I love the Natural History museum. Took my niece and nephew to see some animatronic dinosaurs there last year.
They were terrified, which was nice.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Took her a few months ago & she loved it there, it's more difficult to entertain kids in the winter so thought we'd go again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Go to the kids laboratory in the basement
Couldn't drag ours out of there, they loved it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Alright Fritzl

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:36, Reply)

All of the above.
Haven't even got a Christmas tree yet. I am proper slacking.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Constant savage buggery will do that to your arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Constant is a bit strong.
Frequent would be more accurate.
I thought you were dead.

thought hoped
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:23, Reply)

You and so many others

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I'm planning on spending half of it hungover
Work Christlebumbles doo today innit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Ditto, we should go together.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Totes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:08, Reply)

We're going at 12, walking there through Highbury Fields. See you there!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I'm hungover right now
I've not even got on the train to get to work yet...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Fixed now
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:07, Reply)

All three, 26 of the in laws family tomorrow O_O

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:07, Reply)

In which case getting drunk is a prerequisite.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:08, Reply)

26? Nasty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:10, Reply)

I'm off out to the pub with a few of the school Dads
Then tomorrow I'm off to the football/pub
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:08, Reply)

But most of them are pricks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:16, Reply)

There are about 5 or 6 decent lads and we are out very local to me.
Last pub on the list is about 100 yards away from my house
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:17, Reply)

All back to yours then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Possibly...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:18, Reply)

doing most of my shopping tonight
wrapping it in the morning. then kings road for last bits and lunch tomorrow, followed by Christmas dinner and drinks with my friends. sunday I am seeing some bloke for sunday lunch, frosty walk in the park etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:21, Reply)

He sounds like a right cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:24, Reply)

Working tonight, tomorrow night a d Sunday.
Thankfully only have a sister who I don't geton with, so the family shit isn't relevant.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Maybe it's them that don't get on with you is you're a prick
Something to think about
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Noted.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:29, Reply)

I have a sore head and
the bald foghorn-voiced motherfucker sitting next to me is sapping all my Xmas spirit with his fucking Boyz II Men Xmas CD (I'm guessing, it's what it sounds like)

I'm pretty much all sorted for Xmas so not much to do this weekend other than get cunted and potter about in nothing but a santa hat
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:31, Reply)

so like a bear with a sore head then????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:31, Reply)

THIS KIND OF SHIT ISN'T HELPING MY MOOD

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Definitely a grizzly

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Well, if you're gonna be a bear...

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:35, Reply)

m w

(because you shit in them)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Have you been at the cooking sherry already?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Good work Gill

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Alright other bear.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Bloody hell you change your name a lot
Is that the norm round here?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Only if you're a prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Across the board then? Righto.

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Christmas names are for pricks an' all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I took that as read

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:45, Reply)

this is truth

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Going to see the faaaaamly this weekend.
We have bought AWESOME gifts.

I intend to be at least a stone heavier on my return.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:35, Reply)

^tggi^
Operation 10,000 cal will commence on Christmas morning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:48, Reply)

COs you'll be full of Uncle Roger's spunk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:50, Reply)

that's my uncle's name
SHUDDER
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:51, Reply)

And are you full of his spunk?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:57, Reply)

IT'S JUST A COLD, OK?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Randy cream

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:59, Reply)

hahahahaha
i feel a bit grubby when you make me laugh, kind of like laughing at the mental kid shitting himself :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:01, Reply)

What is it with you liking people shitting themselves?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Going to my friend *insert name drop here"'s book launch
Then a house warming. Fuck shopping, if it hasn't been done by now it can be importants. Except the cranberry sauce. FUCK! I FORGOT THE CRANBERRY SAUCE!
( Peej, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Make your own

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:48, Reply)

i would go to allie brosh's book launch
wish she'd do a tour over here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:52, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Yes
Yes I am. I was given a free McDonalds breakfast on arrival this morning and we have fresh coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I could have done with some McDonalds stodge today.
Instead I'm having cinnamon porridge
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Unexpected breakfast win

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Last minute gifts and Christmas do tomorrow.
Hangover and dying on Sunday.
Meeting a couple of mates from home on Monday. Nice.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Proper slacking^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:07, Reply)

^ the best one here

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:08, Reply)

^ gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:08, Reply)

^ closet case

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:08, Reply)

JUST LIKE HITLER!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:10, Reply)

AND PUTIN!!
Benders.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:12, Reply)

only slightly less likeable

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:12, Reply)

of the six women that Hitler had relationships with
Two committed suicide, one attempted suicide, another died of complications from assisted suicide.

He had a healthy sex life with his long term partner and eventual wife, Eva Braun.

Typical bender!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:15, Reply)

4 eva brown, more like
Anyway,

NEW THREAD
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:16, Reply)

They all killed themselves when they found out about his double life.
Rejection was a cruel mistress and no mistake.

Hitler lover.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:21, Reply)