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New Years ResolutionsDoes anyone actually make them? Do you stick to them?
What are you going to change in your life to make 2014 better than 2013?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:16,
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I never make them and I always stick to them.Might change my pants.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:19,
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I go with the idea that they dont necessarily have to be sensibleI'm resolving for 2014 to:
Learn to juggle
Beat my 10k run time in the North Tyneside 10k run
Beat my GNR run time
Rebuild my greenhouse
Buy a shed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:22,
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I have a greenhouse in my garden at the momentBrick built bottom and all that but all the wood is rotten and needs replacing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:41,
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People who can juggle are usually pricksJust sayin
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:24,
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Oh Christ, you're one of those pricks with a diablo, aren't you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:31,
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Just to show off to the kids, really(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:42,
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I'm not making a resolution as such but I'm definitely getting more exercise in.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:22,
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i'm going to do a bit of exercise every day in 2014that's my resolution.
sex and lifting up pies do count.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:25,
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Thanks to Rory's motivational work I'm gonna resolve to quit OT for good(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:27,
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Make a resolution for another b3tan(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:54,
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cook more, get some of the jobs done on my flat, keep a plant aliveMy roast beef is in the slow cooker. Proper man cooking; for "peel trim and smash 3 garlic cloves" I used a 16oz claw hammer.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:57,
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erwhy do you have a 16oz claw hammer? how many hookers are under the floorboards of your flat?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:58,
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Because I got mocked for assembling furniture with a saucepan(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:04,
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pahI put up a bookcase using a garlic press
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:10,
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ExactlyIf it's heavy and has a flat bit, it's a hammer.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:18,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:20,
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fuck off you inordinately hairy beastmancuntthing(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:20,
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Get a cactus. Where can you go wrong there?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:59,
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i have one that my aunt gave meI've never used it, as vegetarian food is not so good in a slow cooker. come to London and you can have it for free!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:02,
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Careful porto, it's a trap(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:02,
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I already have one that I never use, why would I want another?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:13,
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You could do excellent soups in it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:08,
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I like the way you imply that you never use it because it's bad for vegetarian foodwhereas actually it's because you never cook.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:28,
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you really doexcellent in the winter for hearty stews and casseroles, and the meat is cheaper because it can be old and tough and still comes out lovely.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:07,
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More flavour, innit, but the toughness is usually the downside so it's cheaper.hence the slow cooker being awesome.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:29,
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I'll break down your connecting tissue in a minute.....(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:30,
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It can be more tasty and is cheaper(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:29,
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they should give me a ban hammerI would use it wisely and fairly
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:03,
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i've never had PMT in my lifeI think men just use it as an excuse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:20,
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I didn't say you use it as an excuse.I said when you're on the rag you wouldn't use it fairly or wisely.
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Peej, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:24,
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no, i think men use women being on the rag to justify their own shit behaviourand women getting mad at them.
and if i'm wrong... you wait til you've got one wife and two kids on it at once. heh heh heh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:26,
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What's more likelythat women on the blob are mental or all men use it as an excuse for 5 days a month. Sounds like you're blobbing to me.
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Peej, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:39,
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