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	 New Years Resolutions
	New Years Resolutions
 	Does anyone actually make them?  Do you stick to them?
What are you going to change in your life to make 2014 better than 2013?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:16,
	
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	 resolutions are shit and for wankers.
	resolutions are shit and for wankers.
 	I make dozens every year.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:17,
	
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	 genuine officelol
	genuine officelol
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:18,
	
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	 I never make them and I always stick to them.
	I never make them and I always stick to them.
 	Might change my pants.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:19,
	
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	 I go with the idea that they dont necessarily have to be sensible
	I go with the idea that they dont necessarily have to be sensible
 	I'm resolving for 2014 to:
Learn to juggle
Beat my 10k run time in the North Tyneside 10k run
Beat my GNR run time
Rebuild my greenhouse
Buy a shed
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:22,
	
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	 Sheds are good.
	Sheds are good.
 	I've never trusted greenhouses however.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:24,
	
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	 I have a greenhouse in my garden at the moment
	I have a greenhouse in my garden at the moment
 	Brick built bottom and all that but all the wood is rotten and needs replacing
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:41,
	
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	 People who can juggle are usually pricks
	People who can juggle are usually pricks
 	Just sayin
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:24,
	
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	 I can juggle
	I can juggle
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:26,
	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:26,
	
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	 Circus skills always come in handy.
	Circus skills always come in handy. 
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:31,
	
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	 Oh Christ, you're one of those pricks with a diablo, aren't you?
	Oh Christ, you're one of those pricks with a diablo, aren't you?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:31,
	
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	 No.
	 No.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:35,
	
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	 Oh man
	Oh man
 	I love pizza
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:54,
	
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	 Just to show off to the kids, really
	Just to show off to the kids, really
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:42,
	
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	 Nonce.
	Nonce.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:43,
	
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	 Damn those sexy kids
	Damn those sexy kids
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:44,
	
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	 I'm not making a resolution as such but I'm definitely getting more exercise in.
	I'm not making a resolution as such but I'm definitely getting more exercise in.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:22,
	
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	 i'm going to do a bit of exercise every day in 2014
	i'm going to do a bit of exercise every day in 2014
 	that's my resolution.
sex and lifting up pies do count.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:25,
	
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	 drink more
	drink more 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:26,
	
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	 Alright Frog.
	Alright Frog.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:30,
	
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	 I have beer
	I have beer
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:40,
	
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	 Good lad.
	Good lad.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:42,
	
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	 ^tggi^
	^tggi^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:41,
	
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	 Thanks to Rory's motivational work I'm gonna resolve to quit OT for good
	Thanks to Rory's motivational work I'm gonna resolve to quit OT for good
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:27,
	
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	 :'(
	:'(
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:29,
	
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	 LIES!!!
	LIES!!!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:34,
	
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	 Make a resolution for another b3tan
	Make a resolution for another b3tan
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:54,
	
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	 No.
	No.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:56,
	
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	 thanks
	thanks
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:00,
	
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	 cook more, get some of the jobs done on my flat, keep a plant alive
	cook more, get some of the jobs done on my flat, keep a plant alive
 	My roast beef is in the slow cooker. Proper man cooking; for "peel trim and smash 3 garlic cloves" I used a 16oz claw hammer.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:57,
	
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	 er
	er
 	why do you have a 16oz claw hammer? how many hookers are under the floorboards of your flat?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:58,
	
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	 None
	None
 	Slow cooker
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:59,
	
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	 urrrrrrrrgh
	urrrrrrrrgh
 	floppy brisket
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:02,
	
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	 Poor Frog
	Poor Frog
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:10,
	
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	 he loves it
	he loves it
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:20,
	
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	 Because I got mocked for assembling furniture with a saucepan
	Because I got mocked for assembling furniture with a saucepan
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:04,
	
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	 pah
	pah
 	I put up a bookcase using a garlic press
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:10,
	
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	 Exactly
	Exactly
 	If it's heavy and has a flat bit, it's a hammer.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:18,
	
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 	l it +um 
a hammer swipe
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:20,
	
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	 fuck off you inordinately hairy beastmancuntthing
	fuck off you inordinately hairy beastmancuntthing
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:20,
	
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	 xx
	xx
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:23,
	
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	 Get a cactus. Where can you go wrong there?
	Get a cactus. Where can you go wrong there?
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:59,
	
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	 I need a slow cooker
	I need a slow cooker
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 10:59,
	
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	 i have one that my aunt gave me
	i have one that my aunt gave me
 	I've never used it, as vegetarian food is not so good in a slow cooker. come to London and you can have it for free!
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:02,
	
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	 Careful porto, it's a trap
	Careful porto, it's a trap
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:02,
	
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	 just because you never got an invite
	just because you never got an invite
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:03,
	
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	 I already have one that I never use, why would I want another?
	I already have one that I never use, why would I want another?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:13,
	
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	 *Akbars*
	*Akbars*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:10,
	
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	 You could do excellent soups in it
	You could do excellent soups in it
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:08,
	
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	 Yep.
	Yep. 
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:09,
	
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	 I like the way you imply that you never use it because it's bad for vegetarian food
	I like the way you imply that you never use it because it's bad for vegetarian food
 	whereas actually it's because you never cook.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:28,
	
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	 you really do
	you really do
 	excellent in the winter for hearty stews and casseroles, and the meat is cheaper because it can be old and tough and still comes out lovely.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:07,
	
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	 *writes to Santa*
	*writes to Santa*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:08,
	
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	 why would you buy old, tough meat?
	why would you buy old, tough meat?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:22,
	
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	 I dunno, you still get laid every now and then right?
	I dunno, you still get laid every now and then right?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:26,
	
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	 READ TANGLES' SIG
	READ TANGLES' SIG
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:27,
	
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	 Right on, sister!
	Right on, sister!
 	
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	 More flavour, innit, but the toughness is usually the downside so it's cheaper.
	More flavour, innit, but the toughness is usually the downside so it's cheaper.
 	hence the slow cooker being awesome.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 I'll break down your connecting tissue in a minute.....
	I'll break down your connecting tissue in a minute.....
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:30,
	
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	 It can be more tasty and is cheaper
	It can be more tasty and is cheaper
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 they should give me a ban hammer
	they should give me a ban hammer
 	I would use it wisely and fairly
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:03,
	
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	 Poor Rory
	Poor Rory
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:04,
	
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	 Yeh right, except when you're on the rag right?
	Yeh right, except when you're on the rag right?
 	
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 Peej
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	 i've never had PMT in my life
	i've never had PMT in my life
 	I think men just use it as an excuse
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:20,
	
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	 Women are just always cunty, eh?
	Women are just always cunty, eh?
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:24,
	
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	 PEOPLE
	PEOPLE
 	people are cunty.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:27,
	
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	 I didn't say you use it as an excuse.
	I didn't say you use it as an excuse.
 	I said when you're on the rag you wouldn't use it fairly or wisely.
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:24,
	
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	 no, i think men use women being on the rag to justify their own shit behaviour
	no, i think men use women being on the rag to justify their own shit behaviour
 	and women getting mad at them.
and if i'm wrong... you wait til you've got one wife and two kids on it at once. heh heh heh.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:26,
	
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	 ^ blobbing
	^ blobbing
 	
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	 lol
	lol
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:30,
	
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	 what are you laughing at?
	what are you laughing at?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:30,
	
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	 def blobbing
	def blobbing
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:30,
	
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	 according to rory i'm post menopausal
	according to rory i'm post menopausal
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:30,
	
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	 What's more likely
	What's more likely
 	that women on the blob are mental or all men use it as an excuse for 5 days a month. Sounds like you're blobbing to me.
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 Peej
 Peej, Fri 20 Dec 2013, 11:39,
	
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	 BOLLOCKS
	BOLLOCKS
 	
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