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alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:31, 95 replies, latest was 11 years ago)


(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:56, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:58, Reply)
can you do my wrapping for me please?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Bass! How low can you go?
Death row, what a brother know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:14, Reply)

Once again, back is the incredible
The rhyme animal
The incredible D, Public Enemy Number One
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:16, Reply)
i didn't meet some b3ta people tonight
i hope this makes you feel better about yourelf
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:16, Reply)
no longer ashamed of his ferrell

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:20, Reply)
ricky bobby?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:21, Reply)
What the fuck
I thought you had a wife?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:22, Reply)
i love the way they call the idiots that cook the disgustingly sized pig out food on man V food 'chefs'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:20, Reply)
having said that i'm now fucking starving

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Hahaha yeah hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:31, Reply)
alright Mr Gill?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:36, Reply)
Alright, err, Mr, hmmmmm, no, sorry I got nothing.
I'm full of Chinese and haven't done any wrapping.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:40, Reply)
i have wrapped one present badly
now I'm gonna eat some curry and drink more beer
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:41, Reply)
Good idea, I might see if some beer gives me some kind of motivation.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 19:41, Reply)
i'm pretty sure thats how beer works

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Squiet in here. Everyone alright?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Worried about work tomorrow
Really worried about getting 2 suitcases on a train :(((
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:15, Reply)
if you can't carry it, don't pack it
hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:16, Reply)
Presents. Hardly any clothes!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:20, Reply)
I thought trains were quite big.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:17, Reply)
I booked a nice first class seat weeks ago
Now it will either be cancelled or severely delayed and packed with plebs. Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:20, Reply)
says the girl from 'cheshire'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:21, Reply)
i need a wee

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:17, Reply)
3 down, 13 to go!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:21, Reply)
dogs you keep for fingering?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:22, Reply)
No, bumming. I bum dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:26, Reply)
cashew nuts you are planning on forcing under your foreskin?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:23, Reply)
I saw someone 'drink' a can of cashews yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:27, Reply)
STDs that the antibiotics need to clear up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:23, Reply)
prints of Jack Vetriano's classic beach dancing paintings you need to collect?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:24, Reply)
actually sorry this is a bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:24, Reply)
Yeah, steady on. This is a family forum.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:27, Reply)
b3tans you've slept with?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:24, Reply)
That's only 2 :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:25, Reply)
I'm on the train to Folkestone right now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Good luck with that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:28, Reply)
At once?
No wonder they've been falling out on here again today.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:27, Reply)
No, separately. I'm not greedy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Beers?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Wrapping presents. Tedious.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Done all mine.
Nearly used a whole sheet of paper.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:28, Reply)
I have done 4 now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:29, Reply)
no friends or relatives^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:29, Reply)
All dead or dying when you get to his age

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Aww snap!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:31, Reply)
They're all dead at his age :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:31, Reply)
No. I go on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:31, Reply)
probably all dead cos your old

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:41, Reply)
can't rach take care of all that?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:29, Reply)
No, all the pressies are for her.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Nah, she's selfish.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Lazy cow.
You should try the baroness next.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:31, Reply)
Ha ha! Well done *applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:32, Reply)
She's doubtless in a shallow grave somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:32, Reply)
i suspect there is a new concrete cow somewhere in MK
tell me Swipeypoo, how devastated was Mince?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:40, Reply)
Very
Battered asked me to pass on his apologies. I declined.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:41, Reply)
he can get fucked, standing me up like some kind of massive tiny cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:44, Reply)
We'll all go without him next year and slag him orffffff

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Feel free to not invite me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:51, Reply)
You tell them what you got, you bad man!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:32, Reply)
No, that's secret.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:32, Reply)
Was it sucked off round the back of pizzaland?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:33, Reply)
The market tavern, Mayfair, actually.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:34, Reply)
classy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:35, Reply)
I know. I am associating with 'high class escorts' rather than the standard Eastern European whores these days.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:36, Reply)
How the fuck does one read twitter without being narcissistic to have a twitter account? I want to check on the trains and the cunt keeps telling me to log in...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:42, Reply)
use the company website you mong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:44, Reply)
This. Especially the last two words.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:45, Reply)
I tried that, fuckng pad keeps directing me t mobile twitter
I gave up and created a fucking account. Bullies.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:48, Reply)
what kind of mong uses t mobile?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:49, Reply)
To mobile twitter
Not t mobile!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:51, Reply)
use the company website you mong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:58, Reply)
This. Especially the last two words.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:59, Reply)
Don't bother.
Took the Doris to the station earlier, trains are running as and when, all seat reservations have been cancelled and her train broke down so she had to change from a proper train to one of those shitty sprinter type trains in Birmingham.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:12, Reply)
My train was fine
Hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:21, Reply)
So was mine.
Also hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:22, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:46, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:49, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:50, Reply)
What ho Plumjam

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:49, Reply)
don't encourage it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:50, Reply)
^ this ^
He's trying to be Frank, but failing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Burn

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:27, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Happy Chrostmas

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:52, Reply)
alroght

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Yer onnot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:58, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2174818
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:20, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:41, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:37, Reply)
Malteesers amd a straw.
Hours of fun for the simple minded.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Gizza job.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:17, Reply)
Minimum wage mate.
Supply your own straw.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 21:24, Reply)

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