Merry Christmas Eve and all that shit.
I'm off to Sainsburys to grab some Gaviscon since I've been awake with heartburn since about 5. Laaaavely.

Alt. Shit off. With jingle bells on.

Altalt. alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 7:47, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning dear B3TANs.
I'm off to get the pancakes to go with tomorrow's crispy duck in a bit. All presents bought and wrapped, all Xmas food in and ready to prepare, tree up and lit. This festive season lark's a doddle!
Alt: No. Won't.
Altalt: Superb, thanks for asking! I would recommend you get Ranitidine instead of Gaviscon - kinda prevents heartburn rather than soothes the symptoms.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Gaviscon randy butter
heart cock
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Altalt: fuck off

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:04, Reply)

edgy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:34, Reply)

i'm off to the station in a few hours, hoping my train isn't totally fucked :(
happy Christmas eve, all...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Good morning dears.
Three joints to do today ( cook, not smoke).
Stove to light and Jingle Bells to sing.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:25, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:34, Reply)

haha yeah haha we have a right laugh here
I can copy other people too, it's HILARIOUS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Edgy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Merry Christmas all.
I hope you aren't stuck at work like what I am.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:34, Reply)

I AM

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Boo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)

you should come over here with a bottle of vodka!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Roomy. Big through the hips.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:41, Reply)

that's what happens when you buy cheap smirnoff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Morning GayjY. Sainsbury should be fun on Crimbo Eve.
You knpw what causez heartburn just ask Marc Almond. AnywY my egg this morning was a double yolker :) Crimbo win for me.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Yes, ask Marc.
urbanlegends.about.com/cs/celebrities/a/stomach_pump.htm
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I never realised that it was told about Rod too.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Yeah. Just got up.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:55, Reply)

lazy cunt
I've been in work since SEVEN FORTY FIVE AM.

and not a single email. lazy sods on the other side/s.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Well done on starting work 15 minutes later than I do once a year.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:01, Reply)

yeah but you're in the pub by 2pm EVERY DAY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:07, Reply)

4pm, as you well know. And that isn't for fun, that's important maintenance of business relationships and networking.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:10, Reply)

alright Froggolino
That record is still 'Miles from home'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Good. You don't deserve it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Alright Jay
I'm here til 12, then I'm fucking off home to tidy up and wrap my presents, rather pleased with them this year.

Alt: Happily.

AltAlt: Glad I'm getting a break, just pissed off at the amount of work that will be waiting for me when I get back.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Alright?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 10:36, Reply)