I nearly forgot my favourite thing that I read on facebook yesterday.
I don't know this woman but this popped up in my news feed because one of my wife's friends commented on it and facebook is an indiscreet bitch:

"It may be a new year but reading everyone's updates about 2013 I realise I must be invisible. Friends past and present still enjoying times together when I saw new yr in with in my pjs with a cat!!! So I am spending New Year's Day feeling sad lonely invisible and depressed. Happy new year"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:41, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bloody attention whore

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)

She should post on here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Rory would love her

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)

That's not fair, I'm glad he shared this
Cringier than Cringer the cat from He-Man reading the script of Love Actually
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)

NEEDS MORE CATS

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)

poor bgb

( Kroney, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)

She was my friend on there before she killed herself.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)

She dumped you? Haha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:49, Reply)

No, she dumped the internet
Facebook likes to pretend that she still exists though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

I think she was visiting DG and Tourettes recently

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)

Nah she's dead.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)

sad times

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

No, she definitely dumped you and only you
It's you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Reading that status I can't imagine why people don't want to be her friend.
It's probably everybody else's fault.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)

Sounds like a guaranteed fuck to me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Already messaged her, mate.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Mmmmmm, desperate miserable cat lady.
2014 Winner of Most Likely to Tea Bag and Take It Up the Shitter.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)