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Did you know you can open a beer with a monkey wrench?alright?
Alt: I'm leaving Talk Talk, who does good internet?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 20:56,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Yeah, a whole new year, a swathe of excitement and opportunity as far as the eye can see.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:07,
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What do you mean? Don't you like my relentless positivity and cheerful disposition?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:10,
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you go for it bruvva, you'll not get much traction here though(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:11,
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Ah, that's better. Much easier that, me and your mother thank you for the top tip.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:15,
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yep spent all day packing, fucking tedious innit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:01,
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tomrrow, in the rain and wind FUCKING SHIT WEATHER(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:04,
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alright edjogs?Shouldn't you be hibernating?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:07,
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Int cold enough and unlike you I'm clothed(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:09,
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considering your age, she'd be old enough to be a biblical one(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:12,
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Well ashally she was named after a saintwho appeared in a carol about a bohemian king
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:18,
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AgnesReal name alert.
Don't Google me or I'll get b&
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:30,
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don't take this the wrong way mate, but she MUST be dead...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:32,
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Why?My dad is older than edj and his mum is still alive
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:34,
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yeah, but you people all have kids in your teens dontcha?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:36,
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Well my dad was in his 30s when I was born(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:38,
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that's what he tells youin truth your poor quality diet, freezing cold bomb damaged house and lack of outdoor time stunted your growth making you look like your 30, when actually you are 45.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:41,
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Yes I do look young for my age thanks(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:45,
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I have the bloodwork and skin of a much younger woman(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:49,
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ha ha dad's got a new family(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:44,
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yes because he was young enough to manage it(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:46,
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The stupid prick in the local shop gave me the wrong tabs(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:30,
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Alright Nakers.There's some proper worrying cunts in the comments section on this.
uk.ign.com/articles/2014/01/03/bravely-default-censored-for-western-release
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:29,
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are they basically saying that Japs are weird yellow paedophiles? (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:32,
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Apparently chinky birds' fannies go sidewaysThat's just what I heard anyway
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:33,
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paki burds have fannies which smell of curries.Curries with cumin.
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i got the wrong hole with one and got turmeric all over my cock(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:37,
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My favourite comment so far:"This is just insulting. We are becoming the next Australia. It's a pixel. Personally I find all the sexual stuff in jrpgs absolutely hilarious and charming, its not to be taken seriously at all. Yes they are like 15 in the game, but Japan can handle things like that a lot more mature than Americans, who are being turned into a sensitive culture by the American media."
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:52,
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There's a whole lotta nonces on there going 'it's not noncery because the age of consent is 14 in Japan'.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:59,
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Yeah, the Japanese can handle a lot of things that we can't.... an art style that uses proportions specifically and deliberately designed to make the vast majority of its female characters appear as though they are underage (despite the fiction identifying them as being at least old enough to drive). Reactions ran the gamut from outright disgust to comedic derision, with most fans agreeing that the transformation of a children's toyline into borderline pedophilia was a "bad thing". There were a number of people who claimed, amazingly, that there was absolutely nothing wrong with such a thing, and that everyone else simply wasn't understanding it was a "cultural thing".
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:22,
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innitan art style that uses proportions specifically and deliberately designed to make the vast majority of its female characters appear as though they are underage (despite the fiction identifying them as being at least old enough to drive).
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:40,
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Sky do a good package. 15.40 phone line rental and bb, I got last month. Keep same number obs.(, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:13, Reply)
i've never had a landline number cos i'm not an old fart(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:19,
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:26,
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I'm assuming he lived with his parents until the day he got married an' all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:28,
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BT's pretty good for reliability, shit customer service and confusing pricing aside.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:15,
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Nah, all you need to do is tell them you're leaving once every 12 months and they'll keep cutting the price.Much like most people's mobile contracts, or so I hear.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:23,
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Sweaty-handed desperation?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:45,
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I sent a complaint letter to Oxo once, but I only got a stock reply(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:39,
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Where is Jeff these days?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:40,
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cheers m8 new ud get it lol(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:40,
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i was listening to Hybrid theory earlier todayIt's actullay aged pretty well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:50,
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And on that note let's all meet in the Bodelian again tomorrow.Night all.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 22:42,
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