I haven't since a partner, no.
Working for others, yes, I suspect most people have.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:21, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've never pulled a sickie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)

I havent ever pulled a sickie as such
But in one job we had a good the staff and management worked well together and you could phone up and say "I just cant be bothered today" and they would let you off, as long as you didn't do it too often. It makes sense to me as why have staff in when they are going to be counterproductive and possibly disrupting others
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)

We have an understanding in our office whereby coming in late, leaving early are accepted
as we work so many out of hours jobs in a month. Loving two hour pub lunches
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:27, Reply)

Yeah I get left to my own devices, but tend to be in the office by 8am at the latest
Or on the train/ road by 6 if out at clients
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Unusually honest.
But good.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)

It makes sense
but not many employers think that way.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Are your receptionists all nasty bitches?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)

No they're great.
Everyone here is.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)

They're usually horrible.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)

I suppose it is how rude you are to them.
Do you expect phone sex when booking an appointment? We are generally busy as fuck.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Do they offer that?
My manners are always impeccable. It was merely an observation.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)

They moonlight yes . I've heard recordings of Calls, some people are total cunts.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Oh yeah, having to deal with the general public is enough to turn anyone into a miserable bastard

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)

If anyone is the remoteless sniffy, it's best if they don't come in.
We have enough germs flying around.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)

In a Doctor's practice this makes sense

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)

yes
except that how do they NOT constantly catch colds and therefore be off ALL THE TIME? are they supermen or something?

I don't get this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:28, Reply)

They probably eat properly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)

it's day 3 today!
i'm already sick of water.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Glass screen, good hygeine.We don't have magazine's in the waiting room as paper is a cunt for bacteria.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:33, Reply)

laminate them

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)

I laminated YMs back last night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)

I spent several years working with GM bacteria that would fuck you into the next decade soon as look at you
I'm not dead.

It's called not being stupid about it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Ah you've got to eat a peck of muck before you die

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)

that's all well and good until it's a self-assembling VLP for use as an HIV vaccine.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)

visible line panties?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:04, Reply)

I'm guessing Virus-like protein but I could be wrong

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)

But vagina lubricating panties would be good.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)

virus-like particle
2 out of 3 ain't bad.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:02, Reply)