This is because the youth of today are so fucking hipster I'm amazed breathing isn't too mainstream for them.
I wear jeans and tshirts or jeans and shirts or jeans and jumpers or, if I need to maintain the pretence of slightly smart, slightly smarter jeans, a shirt and a jacket.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:22, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

And if it's a funeral I keep my bollocks INSIDE my jeans.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:24, Reply)

^TGGI


I was referring to "work-based" smart. I have plenty of suits and shit for life situations that require them. the subject causes no end of annoyance to Al. And, it appears, to Rory.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:27, Reply)

The jeans and jacket combo is strictly for the cunts.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Surely not if it's a cord sports jacket?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)

Quite. And your point is?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:29, Reply)

JACKET AND JEAN SHORTS

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)

OH YES

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:37, Reply)

:O

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:38, Reply)

That's my Summer 2014 look sorted.
cut offs FTW!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)

I might even do a car wash and roll about on a bonnet with a wet sponge.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)

and a cool hand.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:01, Reply)

please google search bermuda suits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)

Oh wow.
Not with the socks rolled up like that, though...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:44, Reply)

I went there on business a few years ago and my colleague had one of these outfits already.
The cock. They all have knee socks gartered up.

I had a wool suit!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:47, Reply)

I bet you looked like a mismatched comedy duo!
Swipe... Material right here for the sequel!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Bermuda style!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Keep going I am almost there

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)

DRESS SHOES WITHOUT SOCKS

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Uuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:46, Reply)

WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:19, Reply)

My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hand.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)

better if it's a tuxedo and cut-off denims
that's clearly THE LOOK.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Tux and trainers. No tie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:47, Reply)

ah, the "waiter for a fast getaway" look.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 13:48, Reply)