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Bosses don't count, you cunt.
( , Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:09, 127 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Because I'm bouncing between b3ta and dealing with a client right now.
I'm about to call him a cunt but I need his money until I can find a replacement.
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I'm going to bed now - you keep on there, Battered.
( , Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:31, Reply)

He spends very little money with my company, but expects the same care and service my decent accounts get, he's always late paying, and when you answer the phone to him he is one of those pricks who expects you to know who he is without the luxury of an introduction. Despite my deliberately treating him poorly, ripping him off, not sending full orders and taking days to get him answers on stuff, he will not fuck off. He's got a silly name too. I hope he dies.
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Hi...hahaha.
Going to rain.hahaha.
Just rained...hahha.
My children have died...hahah.
It drives me fucking crazy to the extent I actually look out the window before going out in case he's anywhere round. He's a fucking patient too.
( , Thu 9 Jan 2014, 21:52, Reply)

He's a moany old gossip, slags me off to the other neighbour and vice versa. Cos I work away I have managed to avoid him for probably a year, but in the summer he has a habit of standing out the front waiting to ensnare passers by to moan and complain to. I hope he dies.
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I did that before with some and they kept 'popping round' , asking favours and slipping notes through the door asking me if I fancied a pint. I'm glad they moved/died.
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Sounds like homosexual grooming mate.
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Difference being I did meet the bloke for a beer
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made loads of friends when I started work at one of York's largest employers innit bruv
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I've been lied to all these years.
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I apologise if this wasn't made clear enough for your simpleton brain.
( , Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:47, Reply)

The ones at the minute aren't bad but the ones before always partied mid-week.
Good job my plastic screw on ears come out at night.
Upstairs neighbours have always been ok. Got a Kawasaki riding Arab lad there at the minute. Seems nice enough. Always at the Mosque.
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She is the most whiny, self involved cunt I have ever met. Always an issue with her, she is always sick or moaning about her job.
Her facebook updates (of which there are many) are so self indulgent it makes me bristle.
she always uploads selfies of her pouty self and her long-suffering, bong eyed boyfriend.
Generally I don't suffer fools or cretins but I'm keeping her as a testament to how bad I could have it.
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My internet witterings aren't really a good representation of myself
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I dunno mind. My other half is very intelligent and we always end up having quite in depth stoned chatter.
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some of those ideas make sense!
( , Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:27, Reply)

Do they though? Do they?
I was a massive caner from about 14/15 until about 30 and I never won no Nobel prizes, knawotimean bruv?
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I want a pair of those skull cufflinks by Butler and Wilson.
( , Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)

And a hat by Indecision.
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I imagine you being a bit of a loner Dozer, considering the fact you spend most of your time feeling superior to folk.
I can't see people standing for your ways in reality.
( , Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)

I'm surprised that a man with your intelligence didn't realise this already.
( , Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:18, Reply)

He's really good looking, impeccable taste in music, chicks dig him, he's aged incredibly well (gets better with age in fact), is really smart, pretty funny and knows his oats in a fair few subjects.
I can't stand him, the smug, elitist fucking prick.
( , Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)

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