There's only two people I trust
One's me and the other aint you. Oh no,wait, hang on..

There's only three people I trust...One's me, one's me mum, ..ooh I just though of someone else! Hang on..

There's only..*counts*..no, not her, deffo not him..er, I'll get back to you.

Alt: I suggest trying some fucking glasses for ScaryDuck so he can get my name right next time.

Altalt: A haggis slice in a bap. It's a slice of beef mince with a slice of haggis through the centre. Goes lovely with a scotch bap and broon sauce.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:24, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

That sandwich sounds excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:26, Reply)

excellent like something they should feed to prisoners to prevent re-offending
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:27, Reply)

*offends*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:28, Reply)

Change the haggis and I'm in

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)

You're not in a male sauna now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)

This poor chap was
mancunianmatters.co.uk/content/070114043-manchester-gay-village-sex-sauna-slammed-filthy-conditions-after-man-lies-dead-own
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:37, Reply)

Fantastic euphanisum to mention next time I'm on the ward with someone incontenant from scottland.
When I was in hospital over christmas, I hadn't eaten for 6 days, only sips of water and drip, they let me start eating again and the next bed shat himself like 5 times and it reeked. Don't get me wrong, i'm sympithetic, but I couldn't eat in the same room as that. He was an alright bloke, didn't want to insult him, so I ended up going out to eat.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 17:33, Reply)

AltAlt: Needs more fried egg.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)

That would indeed be a fine addition.

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 16:45, Reply)