Cheese thread! Let's all talk cheese!
Alt: BATTERED IS A PRICK
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:14, 141 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)

where did you find this picture of Battered?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)

linkedin

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I prefer his myspace profile

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)

I don't like Richard Cheese.
Music is srs bznz - piss-taky stuff generally annoys me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)

haha right

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Music isn't for kids, Dozer.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)

I dunno, Green Day and Pendulum are for kids.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Green Day is serious political commentary, you fool.
And Pendulum is HARDCORE.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:48, Reply)

billy joel whatevers is da bezt guitarist after kurt cobane

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:49, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2538687/Swiss-Cheese-Pervert-terrorizing-Philadelphia.html
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)

FACT + IMPORTANCE = NEWS

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Do you think when he is arrested
the police will shout "spread 'em"?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:36, Reply)

I wonder if they'll try to milk it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)

You know what sorts me out a fucking treat, a tub of spreadable 'seriously strong' and a packet of Rich Teas.
You can keep your truffle enffused mature cannonbear on a oatmill cracker, _this_ is the kind of 'cheese and buiscits that true heroes eat.

If they did a spreadable emmingtile, that'll be good too, I think Laughing Cow does one now, gotta give that a shot. I think laughing cow also does a blue cheese, bet thats dead good for mashing in a jacket potato.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)

wait
you spread CHEESE on RICH TEAS???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Rich Tea make the perfect cracker.
They're sweat which complements the cheese; see the usage of honey in cheese. The texture is crunchy rather than crumbly which suites a spreadable cheese too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)

the only thing that should be added to rich tea biscuits is icing
or maybe chocolate spread.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Nutella + bread sticks = Dipsticks for giants.
Can't get your paw to scrape out the bottom of a nutella jar? bung some ice cream in there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)

i don't like nutella
I did like the chocolate Philadelphia spread when I tried it, though. sort of like cheesecake. now that you could spread on a rich tea.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I'm with you on the ChocPhilli, that stuff is proper lush.
It's almost like the difference between frozen yoghurt and frozen ice cream.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)

it's dirt
like crunchy nut chocolate granola, I never dare to buy it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)

You trued that 'LotusBuiscits' spread? that's dead good 'n all.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:47, Reply)

must confess
never heard of it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:51, Reply)

They do smooth and crunchy, I like the crunchy one
www.mysupermarket.co.uk/waitrose-price-comparison/jam_and_spreads/lotus_biscuit_spread_smooth_400g.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)

sounds Jew'y
I don't think I would be allowed it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:04, Reply)

oh, like the biscuits that you get with coffee?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:10, Reply)

oh man
Honey drizzled over parmesan shavings is well lush.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:39, Reply)

yeuch
see also honey roasted goats cheese... disgusting. sweet and savoury simply do not go.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)

yes they do

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Trufle laden honey poured over a proper bin-smelling cheese is great.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I've made a few times, where I wrap a fig in parmaham, cut a 'x' in the top of the figure, put a big dollop of goats cheese in the middle, honey on top.... bake for about 10 minutes.
proper good that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)

* bit late but here goes*
I drizzled my honey all over YM last night...

*checks, sits back down*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Oh god, why would you do that, she's diabetic* and allergic to bees*.
What the fuck is wrong with you? how could you do that to someone?


* she ain't, but forget that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:07, Reply)

She made me,
I also had to sing pick a pocket (with full Fagin dance)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:14, Reply)

I donno that one, only the 'If i was a rich man'.
God, I maybe the jew, but you're the yid.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:27, Reply)

digestives and stilton
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)

soft cheese for soft g's

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)

One of these Xmases I might actually make it to the cheese and biscuits on Xmas day
..and my hummus wont be out of date by the time we get around to it. (HUMMUS WOES!!! :((((((()
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:47, Reply)

i don't ever make it to pudding
3 courses is just too much.

first world woes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

yep, soup, starter, main then it's "..oh we'll have a wee rest and have more in a bit..."
pudding, irish coffees, cheese and biscuits and mints always seems a bit optimistic but you've got to be prepared.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:05, Reply)

ourses ocks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:05, Reply)

what kind of amateur do you think i am?
I learned from YM
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Airtight
Or GTFTO
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:07, Reply)

baggsy the arse!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:10, Reply)

THERE IS NOTHING BAGGY ABOUT MY ARSE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:11, Reply)

TRUDAT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Fuckin love a bit of cheese.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:10, Reply)

awright Gormo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)

Aye, just waiting for my lunch.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:20, Reply)

sound
Fit ye haein?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:24, Reply)

I think he only lives there, I don't think he's actually one of your lot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Curried sausage.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:30, Reply)

typical Scotch!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)

The best cheeses are extra mild cheddar, Primula cheese spread and mini babybels

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)

WRONG! It's MELTED mature cheddar, dimwit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)

don't joke
it took me bloody ages to get you to agree to anything more interesting at the weekend.

it was nice, that rarebit cheddar, however.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:23, Reply)

It was melted cheddar in the end though, don't act like you won anything.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:24, Reply)

it was melted cheddar with mustard and ale
AND I was right about topping it with crunchy breadcrumbs.

basically, I won the food. you won the rubber sucky thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Not really considering it cost me £57

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)

don't exaggerate
that was everything else
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

£61.22

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:39, Reply)

THESE AREN'T VEGAN

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:24, Reply)

No cheese is vegan, you prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:24, Reply)

she's such a DOOFUS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Oh man you are a spaz
www.amazon.co.uk/No-Moo-Melty-Vegan-Cheese-Twin/dp/B007WPLNGQ/ref=sr_1_2/276-7253843-7556467?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1389702512&sr=1-2&keywords=vegan+cheeses
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)

christ, look at the fucking state of it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:32, Reply)

admittedly it should say "great for chucking in the bin"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)

Yeah that's not cheese

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)

maybe not in the provinces
but I can assure you that I have been to vegan restaurants with vegan cheese on the menu. and supermarkets that sell it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2185804
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)

What's one of them again?
No milk, eggs, anything that comes from an animal.

Bet they don't mind wearing the carcass. or dressing in sack cloth. Either way, it's a no from me.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)

they should stop testing on animals
and test on yurtpricks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Mild cheddar? What's the point?
Tasteless.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)

^tggi^

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:35, Reply)

see also red leicester
who eats that plastic stuff? what's the point?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)

No, that's got a nice nutty taste to it.
Do you smoke? I couldn't taste it either before I stopped and got my tastebuds back.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)

This might explain why I used to like it as a kid but think it's a bit tasteless now.
That or I just bought shit stuff.

The Morrisons deli is usually quite good for cheese. There's usually something nice on special.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:40, Reply)

I love smoked cheese. With some nice Bavarian ham from Aldi or somewhere similar.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Netto for you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)