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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Did you begin the thick wife thing or is that a roryism?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:56, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
i don't think she's thick
just blind, deaf and lacking in taste, smell or touch.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)
How do you think I was able to pull her in the first place?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Lasso?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)
What's that? There's a boy trapped down a well?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)
I say
It was a slow toss, but he's put that clean through the field for four
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Pretty much all of my memes were started by either Rory or Monty (RIP)

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Has Rory gone?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Rory will never leave.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)
He is currently 'naked ape'
Another hilarious name change to make up for his lack of own personality.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)
You've single handedly killed that now.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:05, Reply)
See, I am helping you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:08, Reply)
See. Not even a smile :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:12, Reply)
No, that would be because you are upset again

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Oh Jason! Naked is Rory, Baked is Nakers. Easy really.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)
I changed that while you were ranting.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:05, Reply)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:09, Reply)
And by the fact you're a yurt prick with a retard missus

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)
All I need is to embrace the yurt side of things now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:02, Reply)
THAT CAN CHANGE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)
I know. You already make me eat NO MEAT sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:08, Reply)
How can you even eat NO MEAT?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:20, Reply)
I don't understand how it works.
All I'm saying it that sometimes things look like a normal meal, but it's literally FULL of NO MEAT, and I eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:22, Reply)
eat it?
you lie on your back and beg me to shovel it in
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:23, Reply)
9 1/2 weeks has nothing on this.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Last Tango in Peckham

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:26, Reply)
I've never been to Peckham

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
but have you been to "me"?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
I'm very in touch with my emotions

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:28, Reply)
No, that's MEATZA

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:33, Reply)
MEATZA tonight Sporters!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:35, Reply)
\o/
Meatza is a good shout. Steak pie for this cow tomorrow then out on Thursday for a meal
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:37, Reply)
I was going to go to the supermarket and buy real food, but when there's a dominos between my house and the train station it seems silly not to pop in

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:38, Reply)
You do have your figure to maintain, after all.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:40, Reply)
8

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:46, Reply)
I need to put on weight as I am too thin now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)
i will allow this
provided you get the extra thin crust and half fat cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)

al b
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:51, Reply)
*gets extra thin crust and half fat cheese*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:53, Reply)
GOOOOOD

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)
hbf fat cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Are you really not getting this?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Nor are you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)
^ see, even the yurt beat you to it!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)
It appears it is you he beat to it dickhead

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:59, Reply)
it's you that's not getting it!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)
I know

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:58, Reply)
What is this face for?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:02, Reply)
radio

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:02, Reply)
but it's literally FULL of NO MEAT
Bit like swipey during your fumbling's...


YEAH SISTER
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)
'har har'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)

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