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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Startin' a new thread here as I can't be arsed scrolling all that way to the right.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 19:58, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
it's that attitude that got you where you are today

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 19:59, Reply)
yer, married to Britain's fattest Jabba

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:01, Reply)
pffft
she's lovely looking. it's him that's the rampant little weasel.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:05, Reply)
there is no such thing as a lovely looking fat chick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:08, Reply)
KNOCKED BACK BY SWIPE^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:08, Reply)
I've never been knocked back
And I've never met Swipe.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:09, Reply)
50% true

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:11, Reply)
nah mate
U kno wot it's like bruv, good looking, funny, chicks dig DJs, well dressed etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:12, Reply)
I feel your pain

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:17, Reply)
Fell at the first cockgaz, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:14, Reply)
my pubes are worse than chompy's :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:16, Reply)
you couldn't tell what was arse and what was head :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:17, Reply)
Clickin dis.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Like a button mushroom growing in a field full of discarded wire wool.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:18, Reply)
oh man, she forwarded it to you :(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:29, Reply)
clearly not
or he'd have mentioned your rusting, weeping prince albert
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:29, Reply)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ahhhahahahahahaha

oh, my sides
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:33, Reply)
alright Woodside Industries

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:34, Reply)
have you been stalking my past self?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:23, Reply)
Good chap

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:00, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:01, Reply)
Alright albert.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:02, Reply)
alright Salacious Crumb

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:07, Reply)
Women shouldn't be allowed to say 'I'm a full time mum' like its a proper job.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:03, Reply)
I'm a full time dad

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:06, Reply)
POVVO DOLE MOLE^^^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:06, Reply)
No, I mean as opposed to Battered who is only a dad every other weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:08, Reply)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, tell it to the job centre, Benefits Street.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:08, Reply)
you look like that Fungi chap

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:10, Reply)
He always puts me in mind of Steve Albini

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:12, Reply)
Steve Albini is one of the nerdiest looking fuckers around
He's the Milhouse of underground rock.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:13, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:14, Reply)
I'd love to be a house husband
I could really develop a proper drink problem then
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:11, Reply)
I prescribe vodka for breakfast.
For you and your child.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:13, Reply)
You've got to wonder why Battered's marriage failed if heavy drinking is a criteria for being a househusband.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:29, Reply)
because of his rebarbative personality and severe halitosis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:30, Reply)
Assuming his wife's a normal person how would she have ever found out about his bad breath?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:31, Reply)
she crouched

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:33, Reply)
Fair enough. That IS a job. Maximum respec' an ting

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:07, Reply)
mi kidz r mi world xx

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:09, Reply)
Nuffin shud get in da way ov dat hun u r amazin xxx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:10, Reply)
Do I sense you are preparing for something?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Im preparing to lie down after eating dinner if that's what you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:40, Reply)
Was thinking more you're getting well broody iinnit?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:00, Reply)
Absolutely not!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:04, Reply)
^in de nile^

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:07, Reply)
Are they still arguing over whose dad bought who the most in that previous thread?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:15, Reply)
None of these poncey London wankers know owt about real life Tangers.
So, they're reduced to tragic 'my tube station's better than yours' one-upmanship.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:16, Reply)
have I mentioned my valuable house in historic York?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:17, Reply)
Only if I'm allowed to mention my low-rent-for-the-area mansion in glorious Gainsborough country.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:25, Reply)
You rent? Awwww, that means I can't talk to you anymore

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:26, Reply)
Rick Fathelme strikes from beyond the grave :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:28, Reply)
haha!
Renting!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:30, Reply)
they're one-dimensional soulless husks trying to pass themselves off as real people, they need something to be happy about

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:31, Reply)
They probably get upset about shit like this.
www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10561607/Why-this-Shoreditchification-of-London-must-stop.html
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:42, Reply)
yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:17, Reply)
Yeah, Gillian got bought a flat, Rory got given a business, Dave didn't care either way.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:17, Reply)
you forgot these " "
they go with the word business
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:18, Reply)
Fanks bbz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:18, Reply)
Wish I had well off parents.
Sads.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:20, Reply)
My mum gave me some money towards my deposit and I paid her back because I'm a normal person.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:22, Reply)
what you should do
is pretend that you own her house, right, and then go on about how good it is
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:23, Reply)
I will when she's dead!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:24, Reply)
^^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:18, Reply)
alright FattieJay

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:20, Reply)
I ent fat. You yurt dwelling prick.
*I say, while eating curry*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Hello Geordie.
Cured yet?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:21, Reply)
There is no cure :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:23, Reply)
Shut up Jason

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:22, Reply)
have I ever told you to get fucked and that I hope you die of colorectal squamous cell carcinoma?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:32, Reply)
Is that another 'gay disease' like aids?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:35, Reply)
well, it does affect their poo chutes innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:36, Reply)
lol your user name is like what that ginger bloke used to say every day

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:41, Reply)
Good evening, fine fellows.
Wassup?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 20:41, Reply)
Alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:09, Reply)
Yer Badgey, you?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:12, Reply)
Not bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:16, Reply)
Care to pick a subject for a short discussion?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Hey, posting 'I can't be arsed scrolling all the way to the right' seemed to work quite well.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:34, Reply)
Can't argue with that.
Well I could but I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 21:40, Reply)
I have new broadband

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 22:30, Reply)
Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 22:37, Reply)
30mgs of dat shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 22:42, Reply)
doctors prescribe the strangest things these days

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 22:51, Reply)
Fuck this shit, goin' to bed.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 23:36, Reply)

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