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All a pack of bollocks, really
I only come here in the evening because I work for a living, but I notice that days are a lot slimmer since Monty flounced.
Makes you wonder how he fills his days now...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:17,
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I heard from Boyce last night. He seemed to be on ok form.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:34,
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alright TD
I, too, have heard from Monty. We were lolling about Dave Lee Travis.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:55,
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Don't lie. He hates you. Everyone hates you to one extent or another.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:57,
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your Mrs digs me
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:03,
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"YES SHE REALLY DOES"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:04,
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yes, she really does
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:08,
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"YES"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:08,
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Haha, you're in this shithole in your own time, gutted.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:07,
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A man needs a hobby.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:14,
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Alright.
Who's been up who's noses today then or
Has it all been sweetness and light on here?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:27,
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Alright ed. Usual shit I am afraid.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:29,
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alright The Fall and Rise of Edjinald Perrin
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:35,
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I thought the book was at least as good as the tv thing.
Nobbs has written several good stories.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:45,
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the Martin Clunes one was fucking dreadful
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:48,
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So I heard.
I read his trilogy, The Complete Pratt which was a good laugh.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:24,
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Oh and say hello to Monts from me will you? Ta
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:25,
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done xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:27,
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Don't know, guv
As above, the frantic scathing rants of daytime are of nought to me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:37,
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I hope he has used the opportunity of selling his flat to leave the job he hates and find something else
And isn't just sitting around drinking wine and blooblooing about his shit life.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:29,
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dinnae be sae fucken stupit, eh?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:36,
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He's dead drunk in a gutter then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:37,
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Perhaps I should've been more realistic
Er.. I hope he hasn't weed himself today
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:39,
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yer
PLUS injecting ecstasy into his balls.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:39,
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What happened to that crazy yankophile who stuffed her cat full of coins then toe punted the cat at a window then paid the mortgage off for someone here?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:59,
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it's quiet since who left?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:11,
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YD
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:22,
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Classy bird.
m.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/news/crime/tears-of-sex-shame-woman-1-6373927Thankfully I have managed to Avoid Blackpool.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:18,
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would
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:26,
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You're the best here.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:32,
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He is isn't he?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:36,
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I dunno like, Stibbins is the man to beat
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:44,
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Watching television is well rubbish.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:44,
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I've gone to bed innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:45,
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I cleaned the bathroom and done some washing. I might go to bed too as watching television is well rubbish.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:46,
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It's precisely this spirit of rock n roll that keeps you so young
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:48,
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I paid my credit card too, it was £523 and some pence which I forget now
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:50,
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Cool story bro
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:50,
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I bagged up some clothes for charity too
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:51,
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I miss stibbins
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:52,
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he's the best we ever had
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:53,
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Poor 'showman' :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:54,
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showman is the new nakers
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:57,
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Why do all the new people begin with S?
Stibbins
Showman
Secondbesttroll
Sculptureofman
Stunned
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:59,
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because you have sex with men in public toilets
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:00,
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Oh, I will stop then until the quality of newcomers improves
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:01,
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all these newcomers are jointly the best one on here
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:01,
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Sportscow
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:02,
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he's paki though
Does he wear a hat?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:03,
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They all do
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:04,
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do they all work in Greggs as well?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:06,
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No Greggs employ blacks too
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:08,
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Plus SMELLY FOOD
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:06,
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Woah racism isn't cool
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:09,
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This is more observational humour that pakis can laugh at and all when they recognise themselves
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:11,
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Oh fair enough, sorry I got the wrong end of your high brow comedy gold
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:13,
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I'm very clever like that stewart lee
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:16,
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More Russ Abbott
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:18,
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I agree there should be more russ abbot
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:19,
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He loves a party with a happy atmosphere
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:21,
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Look man, we HAVE to move on, Stibbins is gone now and we all just have to get on with our lives as best we can
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:53,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:54,
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get fucked
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:54,
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Shot off
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:55,
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camouflage
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:56,
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Triangle
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:56,
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clear
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:57,
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pricks
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:01,
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that's not a colour, soz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:02,
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He's such a twat
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:03,
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But it's my favourite colour
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:04,
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all that low grade cannabis has taken its toll
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:04,
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He's been spending too much time with his low intelligence wife
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:06,
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and Captain Placid
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:07,
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TWANG CLUB IS A HIGHLY RESPECTED MUSICAL COLLECTIVE
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:10,
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yeah like one direction are
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:12,
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nice 1 'mong tiger'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:13,
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Swipe has one direction limited edition toothpaste
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:14,
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Is that what makes her beautiful to you?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:16,
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It's certainly one of the few plus points
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:17,
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hey how come you don't begin with an s?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:14,
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Battered begins with a b
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:16,
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topical as well as edgy
You're a pretty 'close to the knuckle' kinda guy, huh?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:15,
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unlike you whos more "ringpiece close to the knuckle"
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:18,
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She's dragging me down, man
Is it any wonder I chase the cheap thrills of shit soapbar?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:09,
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twang club wanker
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:10,
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Your wife's mental issues are not an excuse for your drug abuse
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:11,
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Ah well, it was fun while it lasted
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:13,
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get fucked
Alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:56,
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Yer innit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:55,
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it's anecdotes like these which will save Off Topic
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:51,
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Yes, that and posting 'alright'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:52,
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get fucked
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:52,
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'Yer'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:54,
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'alright'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:54,
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Television were just on the radio
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:46,
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Isn't there a shit American band called tv on the radio too?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:48,
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yes
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:49,
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There is
They were named after this very conversation
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:49,
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I see. I have heard 'television' but not these new lads. Any good? I'm immediately anti as they are American.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:50,
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You terrible racist
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:52,
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I don't like 'em, I won't lie to you mate
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:52,
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They're no linking park
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:33,
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'mong tiger' is the best one here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:17,
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No it's 'BeatsWork' you total paraplegic
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:19,
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nah its that new guy, begins with an s
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:21,
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haha yeah
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:21,
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aww fanks hun
xxxx
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spanishfly 2, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:43,
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^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:03,
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Comedy Gold
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:26,
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Fucks sake I can't keep up with all these 'new people'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:21,
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its enough just keeping up with rorys daily name changes
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:22,
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who's rory?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:23,
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naked ape last time i looked in
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:24,
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BeatsWork is like the slightly older but equally dull showman
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:22,
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oh yeah the fat racist who fingered his kids
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:24,
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That's him, he's no 'ranker joe' though
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:25,
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oh man I forgot him he was well cool
Apart from the whole murdering prozzies thing
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:27,
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It's a shame he stopped posting because you are so incredibly dull.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:28,
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I know
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:34,
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As do we All
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:32,
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It used to be simple, I was the best one here and that was that. Fact
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:32,
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it was ironic
but you know that, right? Right?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:40,
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Like rain on your wedding day?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:41,
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Like 10 kilospoons when all you need is 0,001 kiloknives
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:43,
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Yez are all Homs
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 1:02,
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