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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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All a pack of bollocks, really
I only come here in the evening because I work for a living, but I notice that days are a lot slimmer since Monty flounced.

Makes you wonder how he fills his days now...
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:17, 148 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I heard from Boyce last night. He seemed to be on ok form.

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:34, Reply)
alright TD
I, too, have heard from Monty. We were lolling about Dave Lee Travis.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:55, Reply)
Don't lie. He hates you. Everyone hates you to one extent or another.

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 19:57, Reply)
your Mrs digs me

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:03, Reply)
"YES SHE REALLY DOES"

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:04, Reply)
yes, she really does

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:08, Reply)
"YES"

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:08, Reply)
Haha, you're in this shithole in your own time, gutted.

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:07, Reply)
A man needs a hobby.

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:14, Reply)
Alright.
Who's been up who's noses today then or
Has it all been sweetness and light on here?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:27, Reply)
Alright ed. Usual shit I am afraid.

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:29, Reply)
alright The Fall and Rise of Edjinald Perrin

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:35, Reply)
I thought the book was at least as good as the tv thing.
Nobbs has written several good stories.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:45, Reply)
the Martin Clunes one was fucking dreadful

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:48, Reply)
So I heard.
I read his trilogy, The Complete Pratt which was a good laugh.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Oh and say hello to Monts from me will you? Ta

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:25, Reply)
done xx

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:27, Reply)
Don't know, guv
As above, the frantic scathing rants of daytime are of nought to me.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:37, Reply)
I hope he has used the opportunity of selling his flat to leave the job he hates and find something else
And isn't just sitting around drinking wine and blooblooing about his shit life.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:29, Reply)
dinnae be sae fucken stupit, eh?

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:36, Reply)
He's dead drunk in a gutter then?

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:37, Reply)
Perhaps I should've been more realistic
Er.. I hope he hasn't weed himself today
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:39, Reply)
yer
PLUS injecting ecstasy into his balls.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:39, Reply)
What happened to that crazy yankophile who stuffed her cat full of coins then toe punted the cat at a window then paid the mortgage off for someone here?

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 20:59, Reply)
it's quiet since who left?

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:11, Reply)
YD

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Classy bird.
m.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/news/crime/tears-of-sex-shame-woman-1-6373927
Thankfully I have managed to Avoid Blackpool.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:18, Reply)
would

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:26, Reply)
You're the best here.

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:32, Reply)
He is isn't he?

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:36, Reply)
I dunno like, Stibbins is the man to beat

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Watching television is well rubbish.

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:44, Reply)
I've gone to bed innit

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:45, Reply)
I cleaned the bathroom and done some washing. I might go to bed too as watching television is well rubbish.

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:46, Reply)
It's precisely this spirit of rock n roll that keeps you so young

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:48, Reply)
I paid my credit card too, it was £523 and some pence which I forget now

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:50, Reply)
Cool story bro

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:50, Reply)
I bagged up some clothes for charity too

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:51, Reply)
I miss stibbins

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:52, Reply)
he's the best we ever had

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Poor 'showman' :(

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:54, Reply)
showman is the new nakers

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:57, Reply)
Why do all the new people begin with S?
Stibbins
Showman
Secondbesttroll
Sculptureofman
Stunned
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:59, Reply)
because you have sex with men in public toilets

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Oh, I will stop then until the quality of newcomers improves

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:01, Reply)
all these newcomers are jointly the best one on here

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:01, Reply)
Sportscow

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:02, Reply)
he's paki though
Does he wear a hat?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:03, Reply)
They all do

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:04, Reply)
do they all work in Greggs as well?

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:06, Reply)
No Greggs employ blacks too

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:08, Reply)
Plus SMELLY FOOD

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Woah racism isn't cool

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:09, Reply)
This is more observational humour that pakis can laugh at and all when they recognise themselves

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:11, Reply)
Oh fair enough, sorry I got the wrong end of your high brow comedy gold

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:13, Reply)
I'm very clever like that stewart lee

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)
More Russ Abbott

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:18, Reply)
I agree there should be more russ abbot

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:19, Reply)
He loves a party with a happy atmosphere

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:21, Reply)
Look man, we HAVE to move on, Stibbins is gone now and we all just have to get on with our lives as best we can

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:53, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:54, Reply)
get fucked

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Shot off

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:55, Reply)
camouflage

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Triangle

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:56, Reply)
clear

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:57, Reply)
pricks

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:01, Reply)
that's not a colour, soz

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:02, Reply)
He's such a twat

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:03, Reply)
But it's my favourite colour

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:04, Reply)
all that low grade cannabis has taken its toll

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:04, Reply)
He's been spending too much time with his low intelligence wife

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:06, Reply)
and Captain Placid

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:07, Reply)
TWANG CLUB IS A HIGHLY RESPECTED MUSICAL COLLECTIVE

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:10, Reply)
yeah like one direction are

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:12, Reply)
nice 1 'mong tiger'

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:13, Reply)
Swipe has one direction limited edition toothpaste

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:14, Reply)
Is that what makes her beautiful to you?

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)
It's certainly one of the few plus points

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:17, Reply)
hey how come you don't begin with an s?

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:14, Reply)
Battered begins with a b

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)
topical as well as edgy
You're a pretty 'close to the knuckle' kinda guy, huh?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:15, Reply)
unlike you whos more "ringpiece close to the knuckle"

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:18, Reply)
She's dragging me down, man
Is it any wonder I chase the cheap thrills of shit soapbar?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:09, Reply)
twang club wanker

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:10, Reply)
Your wife's mental issues are not an excuse for your drug abuse

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:11, Reply)
Ah well, it was fun while it lasted

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:13, Reply)
get fucked
Alright
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Yer innit

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:55, Reply)
it's anecdotes like these which will save Off Topic

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:51, Reply)
Yes, that and posting 'alright'

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:52, Reply)
get fucked

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:52, Reply)
'Yer'

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:54, Reply)
'alright'

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Television were just on the radio

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:46, Reply)
Isn't there a shit American band called tv on the radio too?

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:48, Reply)
yes

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:49, Reply)
There is
They were named after this very conversation
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:49, Reply)
I see. I have heard 'television' but not these new lads. Any good? I'm immediately anti as they are American.

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:50, Reply)
You terrible racist

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:52, Reply)
I don't like 'em, I won't lie to you mate

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:52, Reply)
They're no linking park

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:33, Reply)
'mong tiger' is the best one here

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:17, Reply)
No it's 'BeatsWork' you total paraplegic

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:19, Reply)
nah its that new guy, begins with an s

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:21, Reply)
haha yeah

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:21, Reply)
aww fanks hun
xxxx
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:43, Reply)
^

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:03, Reply)
Comedy Gold

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:26, Reply)
Fucks sake I can't keep up with all these 'new people'

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:21, Reply)
its enough just keeping up with rorys daily name changes

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:22, Reply)
who's rory?

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:23, Reply)
naked ape last time i looked in

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)
BeatsWork is like the slightly older but equally dull showman

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:22, Reply)
oh yeah the fat racist who fingered his kids

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)
That's him, he's no 'ranker joe' though

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:25, Reply)
oh man I forgot him he was well cool
Apart from the whole murdering prozzies thing
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:27, Reply)
It's a shame he stopped posting because you are so incredibly dull.

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:28, Reply)
I know

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:34, Reply)
As do we All

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:32, Reply)
It used to be simple, I was the best one here and that was that. Fact

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:32, Reply)
it was ironic
but you know that, right? Right?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:40, Reply)
Like rain on your wedding day?

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:41, Reply)
Like 10 kilospoons when all you need is 0,001 kiloknives

(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 23:43, Reply)
Yez are all Homs

(, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 1:02, Reply)

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