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evening threadwhat's the worst thing you've every done (yeah, ym) and how have you justified it to yourself you little shitbag?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:56,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Pfft. As if I'd share that here...(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:58,
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make some shit up instead(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:59,
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This man has some dark secretsWhy do you suppose he drinks so much?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:29,
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Killed that kid they're still looking for.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:08,
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Flew two planes into the world trade centre(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:09,
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Opened auschwitz by cutting the ribbon with a giant pair of comedy scissors(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:11,
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Pressed some buttons marked 'do not touch' at Chernobyl AND Fukushima (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:14,
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Met some people from 'comedy' website b3ta(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:23,
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Sold Gavrilo Princip an FN model 1910 pistol(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:26,
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Devised and sold the format for all reality tv shows ever (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:28,
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How could you?That's horrible
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:29,
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Double psyche! I'd totes buy you an organic lager(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:32,
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I'll come down for the housewarming party when you move into swipe's half flat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:35,
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Please don't breed with her. Humanity doesn't deserve that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:38,
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I'm not breeding with anyone. Plus, you know, ginger kids..........(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:40,
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Thankfully, micro isn't ginger, despite her mother being a ranga. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:41,
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ginger genes are recessiveSo a 1 in 4 chance if one parent is ginger.
Or sutin.
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All of my side have dark brown hair, before it goes grey.Micro is dark blonde/ light brown according to her mother. Whilst I don't like the term 'mousy' that would be a more accurate description.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:09,
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as opposed to an inorganic lager made from sand and grit(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:44,
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Exactly.I meant to say 'vegan', but I'm a stupid fucking twat.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:47,
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^ tggi(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:05,
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Is he dead? He hasn't been on here for a while(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:35,
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dunnoI'm expecting a gaz.
Before that I have my digital marketing guru mate coming to visit. Ent seen the cunt in years. He's been 'in digital' since the 90s and earns more than Battered and Swipe combined. We're going boozing in York.
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Nice.I have to work tomorrow morning, then I'm lazing about before having a few beers with pals. I'm painting my bathroom on Sunday. Paaaarty on eh?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:47,
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yer I need to paint mine.Got the bathroom done 4 years ago, needs sprucing up innit.
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Just the gloss needs re-doing, couple of hours job. I never get the time at the moment. Gonna spend some money on the house soon, hopefully, with a view to letting it and moving closer to work.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:54,
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I'm shit at stuff like thatRather pay someone to come in and do it properly.
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Egg shell is easier than gloss. Looks better too. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:07,
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Vinyl silk is easier to apply and lasts longer(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:11,
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Eggshell has a weird shine, I prefer either proper thick gloss, or silk as you can still see the wood grain.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:17,
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Next weeks question for our week sorted. I'm off, have a good weekend.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:26,
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Drove a white Uno in France(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:22,
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Of course, my real answer is 'The Incident in 1999', but as you know, I don't talk about that.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:50,
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The turd I've just expelled is towards the top of the list. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:25,
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We all told you not to invite Dozer round for dinner.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:38,
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se'sly, I've done stuff even I'm deeply ashamed of and I have next to no conscience.(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:30, Reply)
Once I bought a burger and paid with a tenner, but got change for a twenty and kept it without being honest and handing it back, like I would now.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:37,
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I once extorted a meatza from a tubbo under the pretence of some hot hot sex(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:40, Reply)
Well...Apparently my drinks bought to drinks received ratio has dropped below 1. I shall surrender myself to the authorities forthwith.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 2:23,
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